Chords for Elaine Paige and Tommy Korberg -Mountain Duet - Chess in Concert 1984
Tempo:
71.25 bpm
Chords used:
C
F
G
Am
E
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
This is the one situation I [Am] want most to avoid.
[E]
Nothing I say [Am] will convince him it [Bm] isn't a trick.
A [Am] [Em] drink on a dim midnight.
[Am]
[F] She smiled, [C] there's something unpleasant going on.
[G] So with immaculate timing, [E] to carry the ca [Am]-
[E]
[Bm] Now [Am] she [E] can't be working for [Bm] them, I [Am] mean us.
[F] She seems [C] so very straight [D] forward, but [G] where is [C] he?
[F] He has to cum, he wanted [C] to pee.
Maybe he's [F] scared, [G] just as scared as [C] he was in the [G] game.
[F]
He can cum, [Dm] he can cum right [G] [Dm]
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Well [F] at least she's a good [A] looking spy.
[F]
What if my Russian friend thinks that [Dm] my plans [Bb] are more [Dm] than intimate kind?
[A] [Bb] If I say something [C] else soon, [Bb] he'll go nuts.
[F]
[C] I hate to [Bb] break up the mood.
Get to the point, [F] begin the BD.
[C] Haven't you noticed we're a protagonist, [Bb] Tor?
In this idyllic, well [F]-produced scene.
All I [Fm] can say is [Fm] moments ago,
She was right here, ready and waiting.
Never mind him, [C] this is so far.
Maybe it won't [D] do [C] any harm,
To struggle [G] on without his [C] jump.
But he'll fall at once, [C] I feel,
That he can go jump [Ab] off the mountain [Fm]
I [C]
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This is the one situation,
[Am] I wanted most to avoid.
[E] My dear opponent, I [Em] really can't [E] imagine why.
So I am not [Bm] dangerous then, [E] what a [Am] shame.
Oh, [F] you're a [Dm] nuisance, who [G] could think that of [C] you?
You are so strange, why can't [F] you be what you [C] ought to be?
You should be scheming, [G] intriguing, too clever [G]
[F] [Am] [Dm] to use.
For you've managed to make [Dm] me forget why I ever [B] agreed [C] to this farce.
I [Em] don't know why [F] I can't think [G] of [C] anything
[E]
[F] Than me [Em] wasting [Dm] my time [C] on [G] [C] you.
[G]
[E]
Nothing I say [Am] will convince him it [Bm] isn't a trick.
A [Am] [Em] drink on a dim midnight.
[Am]
[F] She smiled, [C] there's something unpleasant going on.
[G] So with immaculate timing, [E] to carry the ca [Am]-
[E]
[Bm] Now [Am] she [E] can't be working for [Bm] them, I [Am] mean us.
[F] She seems [C] so very straight [D] forward, but [G] where is [C] he?
[F] He has to cum, he wanted [C] to pee.
Maybe he's [F] scared, [G] just as scared as [C] he was in the [G] game.
[F]
He can cum, [Dm] he can cum right [G] [Dm]
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Well [F] at least she's a good [A] looking spy.
[F]
What if my Russian friend thinks that [Dm] my plans [Bb] are more [Dm] than intimate kind?
[A] [Bb] If I say something [C] else soon, [Bb] he'll go nuts.
[F]
[C] I hate to [Bb] break up the mood.
Get to the point, [F] begin the BD.
[C] Haven't you noticed we're a protagonist, [Bb] Tor?
In this idyllic, well [F]-produced scene.
All I [Fm] can say is [Fm] moments ago,
She was right here, ready and waiting.
Never mind him, [C] this is so far.
Maybe it won't [D] do [C] any harm,
To struggle [G] on without his [C] jump.
But he'll fall at once, [C] I feel,
That he can go jump [Ab] off the mountain [Fm]
I [C]
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This is the one situation,
[Am] I wanted most to avoid.
[E] My dear opponent, I [Em] really can't [E] imagine why.
So I am not [Bm] dangerous then, [E] what a [Am] shame.
Oh, [F] you're a [Dm] nuisance, who [G] could think that of [C] you?
You are so strange, why can't [F] you be what you [C] ought to be?
You should be scheming, [G] intriguing, too clever [G]
[F] [Am] [Dm] to use.
For you've managed to make [Dm] me forget why I ever [B] agreed [C] to this farce.
I [Em] don't know why [F] I can't think [G] of [C] anything
[E]
[F] Than me [Em] wasting [Dm] my time [C] on [G] [C] you.
[G]
Key:
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_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ This is the one situation I [Am] want most to avoid.
_ [E]
Nothing I say [Am] will convince him it [Bm] isn't a trick.
A [Am] [Em] drink on a dim midnight.
[Am] _ _
[F] She smiled, [C] there's something unpleasant going on. _
[G] _ So _ with immaculate timing, _ _ [E] to carry the ca [Am]-
_ [E] _
_ [Bm] Now _ [Am] she [E] can't be working for [Bm] them, I [Am] mean us.
[F] She seems [C] so very straight [D] forward, but [G] where is [C] he? _
[F] He has to cum, he wanted _ [C] to pee.
_ Maybe he's [F] scared, [G] just as scared as [C] he was in the [G] game.
_ _ [F] _ _ _
He can cum, [Dm] _ _ he can cum right _ _ [G] _ _ [Dm] _ _ _
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Well [F] at least she's a good [A] looking spy.
_ [F]
What if my Russian friend thinks that [Dm] my plans [Bb] are more _ [Dm] than intimate kind?
[A] [Bb] If I say something [C] else soon, [Bb] he'll go nuts.
[F] _ _
[C] I hate to [Bb] break up the mood. _ _
Get to the point, [F] begin the BD.
_ _ [C] Haven't you noticed we're a protagonist, [Bb] Tor?
In this idyllic, well [F]-produced _ scene.
All I [Fm] can say is [Fm] moments ago,
_ She was right here, ready and waiting.
_ Never mind him, [C] this is so far.
Maybe it won't [D] do [C] any harm,
To struggle [G] on without his [C] jump.
But he'll fall at once, [C] I feel,
That he can go jump [Ab] off the mountain [Fm]
I [C] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ -
This is the one situation,
_ [Am] I wanted most to avoid.
[E] My dear opponent, I [Em] really can't [E] imagine why.
So I am not [Bm] dangerous then, [E] what a [Am] shame.
Oh, [F] you're a [Dm] nuisance, who [G] could think that of [C] you?
You are so strange, why can't [F] you be what you [C] ought to be?
You should be scheming, [G] intriguing, too clever [G] _ _ _
[F] _ _ _ _ _ [Am] [Dm] to use. _
_ For you've managed to make [Dm] me forget why I ever [B] agreed [C] to this farce.
I [Em] don't know why [F] I can't think [G] of [C] anything
_ _ [E] _ _
_ _ [F] _ _ _ Than me [Em] wasting [Dm] my _ time _ [C] on _ [G] _ _ [C] you. _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [G] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ This is the one situation I [Am] want most to avoid.
_ [E]
Nothing I say [Am] will convince him it [Bm] isn't a trick.
A [Am] [Em] drink on a dim midnight.
[Am] _ _
[F] She smiled, [C] there's something unpleasant going on. _
[G] _ So _ with immaculate timing, _ _ [E] to carry the ca [Am]-
_ [E] _
_ [Bm] Now _ [Am] she [E] can't be working for [Bm] them, I [Am] mean us.
[F] She seems [C] so very straight [D] forward, but [G] where is [C] he? _
[F] He has to cum, he wanted _ [C] to pee.
_ Maybe he's [F] scared, [G] just as scared as [C] he was in the [G] game.
_ _ [F] _ _ _
He can cum, [Dm] _ _ he can cum right _ _ [G] _ _ [Dm] _ _ _
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Well [F] at least she's a good [A] looking spy.
_ [F]
What if my Russian friend thinks that [Dm] my plans [Bb] are more _ [Dm] than intimate kind?
[A] [Bb] If I say something [C] else soon, [Bb] he'll go nuts.
[F] _ _
[C] I hate to [Bb] break up the mood. _ _
Get to the point, [F] begin the BD.
_ _ [C] Haven't you noticed we're a protagonist, [Bb] Tor?
In this idyllic, well [F]-produced _ scene.
All I [Fm] can say is [Fm] moments ago,
_ She was right here, ready and waiting.
_ Never mind him, [C] this is so far.
Maybe it won't [D] do [C] any harm,
To struggle [G] on without his [C] jump.
But he'll fall at once, [C] I feel,
That he can go jump [Ab] off the mountain [Fm]
I [C] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ -
This is the one situation,
_ [Am] I wanted most to avoid.
[E] My dear opponent, I [Em] really can't [E] imagine why.
So I am not [Bm] dangerous then, [E] what a [Am] shame.
Oh, [F] you're a [Dm] nuisance, who [G] could think that of [C] you?
You are so strange, why can't [F] you be what you [C] ought to be?
You should be scheming, [G] intriguing, too clever [G] _ _ _
[F] _ _ _ _ _ [Am] [Dm] to use. _
_ For you've managed to make [Dm] me forget why I ever [B] agreed [C] to this farce.
I [Em] don't know why [F] I can't think [G] of [C] anything
_ _ [E] _ _
_ _ [F] _ _ _ Than me [Em] wasting [Dm] my _ time _ [C] on _ [G] _ _ [C] you. _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [G] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _