Chords for Electric Light Orchestra - The Diary Of Horace Wimp (Audio)

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_ Late again today, In trouble [Eb] though he'd say [F] he was sorry, _ [Eb] He'd [Dm] have to hurry out to the bus.
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[Bb] _ Horace was so sad, He'd never had a [Eb] girl that he [Dm] could care for,
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[Dm] And if it was late once more, [Bb] He'd be out.
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[Bb] Don't [Eb] be afraid, [Bb] Just knock on the [Eb] door,
[Bb] Well he just stood there [Eb] mumbling and [Bb] fumbling, Then [Eb] a voice from above [Bb] said,
Horace, [Ab] wait, this is your [Gm] life, Go out and [Gb] fight, yourself a [Bb] wife,
Make her [Ab] stand, [Gm] and you will [Gb] have _
[Bb] _ _ _ _ [Gm] all the [Gb] _ _
[Bb] _ _ _ _ [Gm] happiness.
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[Bb] _ Horace met a girl, She was [Dm] small and [Eb] she was [Dm] very pretty,
_ _ [Eb] He [Dm] thought he was in love, It [Bb] was a clear [Eb] love [Bb] present.
Asked her out for a date, They got married down the [Eb] street,
Tomorrow _ [Dm] evening, _ [Eb] His [Dm] head was reeling, [Bb] And she said yes.
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[Bb] Don't be [Eb] afraid, [Bb] Just knock on the [Eb] door,
[Bb] Well he just stood there [Eb] mumbling and [Bb] fumbling, Then [Eb] a voice from above [Bb] said,
Horace, [D] wait, this is your [Eb] life, Go out and [Gb] fight, yourself a [Bb] wife,
Make her stand, _ [Gm] and you will [Gb] have _
[Bb] _ _ _ _ [Eb] all the happiness.
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[Bb] _ _ [Ab] Horace [Gm] _ _ [Gb] _ _
[Bb] _ _ listens in, He asks the girl [Eb] if maybe they [Dm] could marry,
_ _ [Eb] When [Dm] she says gladly, [Bb] Horace cries, _
Sunday, _ everybody's at church,
When Horace rushes [Eb] in and says, [Dm] I'll leave her to my wife,
_ [Eb] For [Dm] the rest of my life.
_ [Bb] Sunday, [Eb] _ _
[Bb] _ [Eb] don't be afraid, [Bb] Just [G] knock on the [Eb] door,
[Bb] Well he [Eb] just stood there mumbling [Bb] and fumbling, Then [Eb] a voice from above [Bb] said,
Horace, wait, this is your [Gm] life, Go [Gb] out and fight, yourself a [Bb] wife,
Make her stand, _ [Gm] and you will [Gb] _
[Bb] have all the happiness.
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[Bb] _ Monday, [Eb] Tuesday, [Ebm] Wednesday, [Bb] Thursday, Friday, [Gm] Sunday, [Gb] Monday, [Bb] Tuesday, Wednesday, _ [Eb] Thursday, [Gb] Friday, [Bb] Sunday, Monday,
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_ _ _ Sunday, everybody's at church, Well he just stood there mumbling and fumbling,
Then a voice from above said, Horace, wait, this is your life,
[Eb] Make her stand, and you will have all [Ebm] the happiness. _
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