Chords for Ellis & Wince Coles, Why Santa Goes Ho! Ho! Ho!.wmv
Tempo:
85.5 bpm
Chords used:
D
G
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
I got a little secret, can't keep it [D] no longer.
Me and Eli knows why Santa goes ho [G]-ho-ho.
Grandma's gone now, we never [D] ever told her.
That little mistake of forty [G] years ago.
Now we can't blame Grandma, her eyesight [D] was failin'.
The ting was crystal clear, was just [G] a fog.
Every Christmas morning, she'd a-whitle [D] up the hallway.
Just before the dawn to light the yule [G]-tide love.
Was tree-a-past midnight, white gruntin' [D] and groanin'.
I ran down the hallway to say, [G] I gotta know.
There I saw Santa, he was jammed [D] in the chimney.
Just as tight as a one-inch toe pin in a half [G]-inch hole.
Don't panic Santa, I ran [D] got the crowbar.
That big belt buckle in a minute must [G] let go.
Then the belt it busted, the belt he [D] expanded.
Now a bad situation was worse than a minute [G] ago.
Don't worry Santa, I grabbed [D] his pants leg.
I took a deep breath and counted, one, [G] two, three.
Not a move in Santa, but off [D] came the trousers.
There he was in the chimney, just as new as Santa [G] can be.
Don't panic Santa, I gotta [D] go for Eli.
Eli, I know just how to get [G] you free.
Down across the garden, I was screamin' [D] and shoutin'.
Hurry up Eli, Christmas depends [G] on we.
Down the hall came Grandma, got a [D] light the yule-log.
She struck the match, set the darkness [G] all aglow.
She placed it in under, like she taught [D] words to yule-log.
Then the chimney shattered with the screamin' of ho [G]-ho-ho.
Oh look said Eli, there [D] goes Santa.
His pants is gone, his bum as black [G] as coal.
He always shouted, [D] Merry Christmas.
How come right now he's shoutin' ho [G]-ho-ho?
When we found Grandma, she was shiverin' [D] and shakin'.
She grabbed old Eli's hand, would not [G] let go.
Then she told us, how she let [D] the yule-log.
We knew right then why Santa went ho [G]-ho-ho.
There me and Eli, we [D] bowed together.
For Grandma's sake, we would never [G] tell.
It was not the yule-log, she let [D] that mornin'.
She had put the match under Santa's jingle [G] bell.
Now it doesn't matter, we can break [D] the silence.
Cause all this happened many [G] years ago.
But I am sure that Santa don't [D] forget it.
Cause to this day he still shouts ho [G]-ho-ho.
Now we can't blame Grandma, her eyesight [D] was failin'.
The Tangs once crystal
Me and Eli knows why Santa goes ho [G]-ho-ho.
Grandma's gone now, we never [D] ever told her.
That little mistake of forty [G] years ago.
Now we can't blame Grandma, her eyesight [D] was failin'.
The ting was crystal clear, was just [G] a fog.
Every Christmas morning, she'd a-whitle [D] up the hallway.
Just before the dawn to light the yule [G]-tide love.
Was tree-a-past midnight, white gruntin' [D] and groanin'.
I ran down the hallway to say, [G] I gotta know.
There I saw Santa, he was jammed [D] in the chimney.
Just as tight as a one-inch toe pin in a half [G]-inch hole.
Don't panic Santa, I ran [D] got the crowbar.
That big belt buckle in a minute must [G] let go.
Then the belt it busted, the belt he [D] expanded.
Now a bad situation was worse than a minute [G] ago.
Don't worry Santa, I grabbed [D] his pants leg.
I took a deep breath and counted, one, [G] two, three.
Not a move in Santa, but off [D] came the trousers.
There he was in the chimney, just as new as Santa [G] can be.
Don't panic Santa, I gotta [D] go for Eli.
Eli, I know just how to get [G] you free.
Down across the garden, I was screamin' [D] and shoutin'.
Hurry up Eli, Christmas depends [G] on we.
Down the hall came Grandma, got a [D] light the yule-log.
She struck the match, set the darkness [G] all aglow.
She placed it in under, like she taught [D] words to yule-log.
Then the chimney shattered with the screamin' of ho [G]-ho-ho.
Oh look said Eli, there [D] goes Santa.
His pants is gone, his bum as black [G] as coal.
He always shouted, [D] Merry Christmas.
How come right now he's shoutin' ho [G]-ho-ho?
When we found Grandma, she was shiverin' [D] and shakin'.
She grabbed old Eli's hand, would not [G] let go.
Then she told us, how she let [D] the yule-log.
We knew right then why Santa went ho [G]-ho-ho.
There me and Eli, we [D] bowed together.
For Grandma's sake, we would never [G] tell.
It was not the yule-log, she let [D] that mornin'.
She had put the match under Santa's jingle [G] bell.
Now it doesn't matter, we can break [D] the silence.
Cause all this happened many [G] years ago.
But I am sure that Santa don't [D] forget it.
Cause to this day he still shouts ho [G]-ho-ho.
Now we can't blame Grandma, her eyesight [D] was failin'.
The Tangs once crystal
Key:
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_ _ _ _ I got a little secret, can't keep it [D] no longer.
_ Me and Eli knows why Santa goes ho [G]-ho-ho.
_ _ Grandma's gone now, we never [D] ever told her.
_ That little mistake of forty [G] years ago.
_ Now we can't blame Grandma, her eyesight [D] was failin'.
The ting was crystal clear, was just [G] a fog.
_ Every Christmas morning, she'd a-whitle [D] up the hallway.
_ Just before the dawn to light the yule [G]-tide love.
_ Was tree-a-past midnight, white gruntin' [D] and groanin'.
_ I ran down the hallway to say, [G] I gotta know.
_ There I saw Santa, he was jammed [D] in the chimney.
_ Just as tight as a one-inch toe pin in a half [G]-inch hole.
_ Don't panic Santa, I ran [D] got the crowbar.
_ That big belt buckle in a minute must [G] let go.
_ Then the belt it busted, the belt he [D] expanded.
Now a bad situation was worse than a minute [G] ago.
_ Don't worry Santa, I grabbed [D] his pants leg.
_ I took a deep breath and counted, one, [G] two, three.
_ Not a move in Santa, but off [D] came the trousers.
_ There he was in the chimney, just as new as Santa [G] can be.
_ Don't panic Santa, I gotta [D] go for Eli.
_ Eli, I know just how to get [G] you free.
_ Down across the garden, I was screamin' [D] and _ shoutin'.
Hurry up Eli, Christmas depends [G] on we.
_ Down the hall came Grandma, got a [D] light the yule-log.
She struck the match, set the darkness [G] all aglow.
_ She placed it in under, like she taught [D] words to yule-log.
_ Then the chimney shattered with the screamin' of ho [G]-ho-ho.
_ Oh look said Eli, there [D] goes Santa.
_ His pants is gone, his bum as black [G] as coal.
_ He always shouted, _ [D] Merry Christmas.
_ How come right now he's shoutin' ho [G]-ho-ho?
_ When we found Grandma, she was shiverin' [D] and shakin'.
She grabbed old Eli's hand, would not [G] let go.
_ Then she told us, how she let [D] the yule-log.
We knew right then why Santa went ho [G]-ho-ho.
There me and Eli, we [D] bowed together.
_ For Grandma's sake, we would never [G] tell.
_ It was not the yule-log, she let [D] that mornin'.
_ _ She had put the match under Santa's jingle [G] bell.
Now it doesn't matter, we can break [D] the silence.
_ Cause all this happened many [G] years ago.
_ But I am sure that Santa don't [D] forget it.
_ Cause to this day he still shouts ho [G]-ho-ho.
Now we can't blame Grandma, her eyesight [D] was failin'.
The Tangs once crystal
_ Me and Eli knows why Santa goes ho [G]-ho-ho.
_ _ Grandma's gone now, we never [D] ever told her.
_ That little mistake of forty [G] years ago.
_ Now we can't blame Grandma, her eyesight [D] was failin'.
The ting was crystal clear, was just [G] a fog.
_ Every Christmas morning, she'd a-whitle [D] up the hallway.
_ Just before the dawn to light the yule [G]-tide love.
_ Was tree-a-past midnight, white gruntin' [D] and groanin'.
_ I ran down the hallway to say, [G] I gotta know.
_ There I saw Santa, he was jammed [D] in the chimney.
_ Just as tight as a one-inch toe pin in a half [G]-inch hole.
_ Don't panic Santa, I ran [D] got the crowbar.
_ That big belt buckle in a minute must [G] let go.
_ Then the belt it busted, the belt he [D] expanded.
Now a bad situation was worse than a minute [G] ago.
_ Don't worry Santa, I grabbed [D] his pants leg.
_ I took a deep breath and counted, one, [G] two, three.
_ Not a move in Santa, but off [D] came the trousers.
_ There he was in the chimney, just as new as Santa [G] can be.
_ Don't panic Santa, I gotta [D] go for Eli.
_ Eli, I know just how to get [G] you free.
_ Down across the garden, I was screamin' [D] and _ shoutin'.
Hurry up Eli, Christmas depends [G] on we.
_ Down the hall came Grandma, got a [D] light the yule-log.
She struck the match, set the darkness [G] all aglow.
_ She placed it in under, like she taught [D] words to yule-log.
_ Then the chimney shattered with the screamin' of ho [G]-ho-ho.
_ Oh look said Eli, there [D] goes Santa.
_ His pants is gone, his bum as black [G] as coal.
_ He always shouted, _ [D] Merry Christmas.
_ How come right now he's shoutin' ho [G]-ho-ho?
_ When we found Grandma, she was shiverin' [D] and shakin'.
She grabbed old Eli's hand, would not [G] let go.
_ Then she told us, how she let [D] the yule-log.
We knew right then why Santa went ho [G]-ho-ho.
There me and Eli, we [D] bowed together.
_ For Grandma's sake, we would never [G] tell.
_ It was not the yule-log, she let [D] that mornin'.
_ _ She had put the match under Santa's jingle [G] bell.
Now it doesn't matter, we can break [D] the silence.
_ Cause all this happened many [G] years ago.
_ But I am sure that Santa don't [D] forget it.
_ Cause to this day he still shouts ho [G]-ho-ho.
Now we can't blame Grandma, her eyesight [D] was failin'.
The Tangs once crystal