Chords for Elton John - You're So Static (Caribou 6 of 13)

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[Am] I was constipated in the morning light, [G] was on the count of [C] nine before. _
_ [A] Some bar-famed lady in a shady bar, [G] took a fine to do the [C] watch I wore.
[G] Oh, but I'm sure she'll remember [D] how she laughed at me, [G] as I spun [F] around [C] and hid in her bed.
She [A] said, thank you, honey, forget about the [G] money, just really [G#m] watch and do [A] it instead.
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She's a living woman, goes to [F] her _ status, _ _ _ [C] _ _
matching your [G] man with a [C] hook and a lie.
_ _ _ _ If [E] you're grown and out of span, someone can do your [F]
sweetie.
_ _ [F#] _ _ And [C] they're gonna feel me, oh, oh, oh, [G] they're gonna slice [A] and pie.
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[E] Tissue is the fact, [F] baby, I'm mad at.
_ _ _ _ [F#] _ [C] _
_ _ _ [G] Rolling in yellow [C]
cat holes, _ _ _ _ [Fm]
downtown [E] _ _ constipation, clothes on [F]
muscles.
_ _ [D] Oh, if [Am] they had [F] to [C] fuck the fuck, you [G] could have done [C] out bad.
_ _ _ _ _ [A] And show me what you want, I'll show you what I got.
I [G] could show you a [C] real good time.
_ [A]
She's a friend in need of a [Am] friend in need, if [G] you decide to eventually [C] leave me blind. _ _
[Em] I'm sure [D] she'll remember how she laughed at me, [G] as I spun around and hid [C] in her bed. _
[A] She said, thank you, honey, forget about the [G] money, just really [G#] watch and do it [Am] instead. _
_ _ _ _ [E] _ _ She's a living woman, goes [F] to her status, _ _ _ _ _ [C] _ matching your [G] man with a [F] hook [C] and a lie. _
_ _ _ If [E] you're grown and out of span, someone can do your [F] sweetie. _
_ [F#] Oh, and [C] they're [F] gonna feel me, [D]
oh, oh, [C] oh, [G] they're gonna slice [Am] and pie. _
_ _ _ _ _ [E] _ Tissue is the [Fm] fact, [E] baby, [F] I'm mad at.
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_ [G] Rolling in [C] yellow cat _ _ _ _ _ [E] _ holes, downtown _ [F] constipation, [E] clothes [F] on _ _ [D] muscles.
Oh, _ [C] if they had [F] to [D] fuck [C] the fuck, you [G] could have done [C] out bad. _
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[D#] And [E] show me what you want, [F] I'll show you what I got. _
_ _ _ _ _ [C] _ I could [G] show you a real [C] good time. _ _
_ _ _ If [E] you're grown and out of span, [F] someone can do your sweetie. _
_ [F#] Oh, _ [C] and they're gonna feel [F] me, oh, [C] oh, oh, [G] they're gonna slice [A] and pie.
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_ _ _ [E] _ _ Tissue is the fact, baby, [F] I'm mad at. _ _
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[G] Rolling in [C] yellow cat _ _
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_ holes, [F] downtown constipation, _ clothes [F#] on muscles.
Oh, if [C] they [Fm] had to [F#] _ [C] _
fuck the fuck, you [G] could have done out bad.
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