Green Shirt Chords by Elvis Costello & The Attractions

[C] _ _ _ _ _ There's a smart young woman on a light blue screen who comes into my house every [F]
night
_ _ _ _ She [C] takes all the red, yellow, orange, and green and she turns them into [F] black and white
_ _ _ _ [C] You tease, [F] you flirt, [Bb] and you [F] shine all the [C] buttons on [F] your green shirt
[Bb] You can tease [F] yourself, but somebody's gonna get [C] _
it
Better [Bb] cut off all [F] _ [C] identifying labels _ [Bb] before they put [F] you on the [G] touch table
_ [C] Cause somewhere in the quiz link connected to showtime type is taking seconds over [F] minutes
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_ _ [C] She's listening in to [F] the Venus [C] line, [D] she's picking out names, [C] I hope none of [F] them are mine _ _
But _ [C] you tease, [F] you flirt, and [Bb] you shine [F] all the buttons [C] on your [F] green shirt
[Bb] You can tease yourself, [F] but somebody's [C] gonna get it _ _
[Bb] Never [F] said I was a stool [Bbm] bitch, I never said I was [F] a diplomat
Everybody is under suspicion, but you don't wanna hear a bad word
Cause [C] you tease, [F] you flirt, and you shine all the buttons [C] on [F] your green shirt
[Bb] You can tease yourself, [F] but somebody's [C] gonna get _ it
[Bb] Better send the [F] dead getting ready to [C] do the big [F] investigation
[Bb] Who put these [F] fingerprints [C] on my [F] imagination?
[C] You tease, you [F] flirt, and you [Bb] shine [F] all the buttons [C] on your [F] green shirt
[Bb] You can tease yourself, [F] but somebody's gonna [C] get it
You [Bb] can tease yourself, [F] but somebody's [C] gonna get it
_ You [Bb] can tease [F] yourself, but somebody's [C] gonna get it _ _ _
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_ _ _ _ _ You can tease yourself, but somebody's gonna get it
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