Chords for ELVIS PRESLEY on THE STEVE ALLEN SHOW 1956 "Range Roundup" comedy skit

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putting on our show for _ _ _ _ television land right good
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clean sportsmanship, and I love everybody
Ain't that right yes
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_ _ _ _ for the name of that cord
But it really is great being out here in the old west just to sit on the edge of the Cayuse
And I'm watching the corrals doge it down the trail
_ While the chuck wagon skedaddles over the bunkhouse and the old buck board is a hog time to [Eb] say it's bright
_ _ _ _ _ _ That's a nice piece and you critters if you want a longhorn a coyote you just pinto out our way
We're gonna mosey up a little mason right [B] gang
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_ _ _ _ _ you know a lot of you cop folks have rotten in the written in
And _ _ asked to know more about the gang here, and I'd like to know more about it myself.
I don't trust any of them right _ _
_ _ _ _ Quiet _ _ _ I mean quiet now get this first off this critter here come on up and crit for me _ _
All right, this is rattlesnake Griffith folks.
He's a mighty brave man
He come to this ranch ten years ago
And he didn't know the meaning of the word cowardice now needed know the meaning of the word fear right rattlesnake
I've done this cowboy you ever say
_ _ About _ _ _ any with his doggy here is tumbleweed Presley come on up tumble
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you about this fella.
He is a trick rider.
You ain't seen trick riding till you've seen tumbleweed right tell him I'm telling him
_ You tell me to tell him and I'll tell him _ _ _ but you know let me tell you yesterday
He went across the range and a full gallop blindfolded, and they picked up a rattlesnake with his teeth
He jumped four fences and he dropped that snake into a gopher hole in a full gallop
Tell him why it was so tough tumbleweed.
I don't use no horse
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the truth this one right here this little get up here come on wait up there
This is the little flower of the prairie cactus coca now you wouldn't you wouldn't believe it to look at her
But that I don't believe it, and I'm looking at her
_ Out there how many times I'm gonna have to tell you this little girl
Oh can ride and rope and shoot and fight just as good as every man on our ranch tell them why? _ _ _ _
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_ _ Now _ _ partner we're a friendly bunch here anyway first I'll tell you what we're gonna do words my sponsor right man
Let's all come on up here him you know this program big Steve and the gang are brought to you by my good friends the
makers of Tonto bars
_ That is the delicious candy the candy that comes out of the old west right into your old mouth
And that's what I mean now the Tonto bars a big favorite out here in the West tell them why rattlesnake
Well, it's a friend just cause they won't allow me.
That's why
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_ _ _ _ _ _ Anyway _ _ friends the Tonto bar is a secret blend.
I'll tell you how the Tonto bar that pot on no people _ _ _ _ _
_ [G] _ _ _ _ [E] No people they take rich cream and they take sweet sugar and they take cream to caramel and they take thick chocolate
And they take all that stuff home.
I don't know what they put in the bar
_ And look _ friends look how this Tonto bar is right
_ It's wrapped to keep that great Tonto flavor locked in that yes, sir friends
If you ever unlocked it you'd never buy another need
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_ Dennis recommend Tonto bars because test prove the Tonto causes more cavities than any other candy
_ _ [G] _ I'll tell you one thing more boy.
I know it's fresh.
It's made precious rap precious delivered fresh
It don't get stale till you put it in your mouth, but that's your luck
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And _ _ _ _ _ _ _ kids
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No
You keep that wrapper and burn that wrap
Cause it's a board of health ever seen one that took me to Steve away for life
And we would _ _ _ _ _ don't forget friends at the Tonto bar made with the chemo savvy candy company.
It's old man Texas.
That's right _
Open this thing right here and take a bite to show you just how much I like _
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All _ _ [Bb] _ right, we're going a little Western song going for you right now _ _ _
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got a rank.
[Bbm] It's way out [Eb] west
It's the [Bb] place I like the best [Eb] but I'm gonna tie [C] the whole [B] thing down and move that right to levy [Bb] town
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I've got a [Fm] horse and I [Bb] got a [Eb] gun and I'm going [F] out and have [Bb] some [Eb] fun
I'm warning [F] you [B] galoot.
[Eb] I don't step on my blue _
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