Chords for Em-One - Steam Train Workout Video

[A] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [E] My mom used to have a Game Grumps workout tape on VHS.
And it was just hilarious, like [B] 80s, like women in like really [G] tight-fitting spandex and [B] huge hair.
Great.
[E] It was hilarious.
Sup girl!
Why is there a woman orgasming? _ _ _ _ _
[G] What the hell is going on [E] right now?
_ _ Oh my god, this [A] guy's so hot.
I am incredibly aroused right now.
Alright girls, let's go [G] shopping!
We're gonna get our dancing feet on and make some more magic [D] happen.
Dance, [G] dance, dance, dance.
Dance!
Dance, motherfucker! _
_ _ Ross, do something.
_ [A] _
_ [G] Dance!
Okay, alright.
_ _ I can't dance.
How do you get the fucking dance?
[D] _
[C#m] You need to level up [G] your singing and your dance, bro.
Yeah.
Because you are not impressive [Bm] by any means.
_ [Em] Come on girls, let's head to [G] it.
Left foot up!
Right foot up!
Go to the left!
[A] _
Go to the right!
[G] _ Left foot, stop. _
Right foot, stop.
_ Right foot, [A] stop.
That's it, fast bitch!
[G] _ Left foot up!
Right foot up!
_ Go to the left!
[A] _
Go to the right!
[G] _ Left foot, stop. _
Left foot, stop.
Right foot, stop.
[D] _ Go to the right.
Time to bust out the one move bullshit.
[Em] _ Dance, [G] dance, _ dance for [Bm] my balls!
_ _ [A] _
_ _ [G] Be lying in the coconut and stay the fuck away.
[Bm] _ _ _ _ [A] _
_ _ _ [Em] _ Dance, [G] dance, _ dance for my balls!
_ _ [A] _
_ _ [Em] Be lying in the coconut [G] and stay the fuck away.
[Bm] _ _ _ _ [A] _
_ _ _ [G] Wow, this fucking dance party escalated quickly.
_ Plus, [A] at this rate bro, you'll never be a [G] teen model.
_ You are not the beloved Hollywood triple threat that you once thought you were.
[A]
You are in fact just [G] a threat.
Yes, yes.
And back we go.
Back to the drawing board.
[F#m] Why don't you go back to your nest and [G] breed with your missus and fucking get some impressive abilities?
Like dance?
[Bm] What do you think this [D] is?
Come on girls, [G] let's get to it.
Left foot up.
Right foot up.
Go to the left.
[A] _
Go to the right.
[G] _ Left foot stop. _
Right foot stop.
_ Go to the right.
[A] Not so fast, bitch!
[G] _ Left foot up. _
Right foot up.
Go to the left.
[A] _
Go to the right.
[G] _ Left foot stop. _
Right foot [Bm] stop.
Go to [D] the right.
Time to bust [G] out the one move bullshit.
[Em] Dance, dance, _ [G]
dance.
Dance for my [Bm] balls.
_ [A] _
_ I [G] am in the coconut state, I'll walk away.
_ [Bm] _ _ _ [A] _
_ _ _ [Em] _ Dance, [G] dance, _ dance for my [Bm] balls.
_ [A] _
_ _ I [G] am in the coconut state, I'll walk away.
[Bm] _ _ _ _ [A] _
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Dance, dance, _ _ [G] dance.
_ Dance for my [Bm] balls.
_ _ [A] _
_ _ [G] I am in the coconut state, I'll walk away.
[Bm] _ _ _ _ [A] _
_ _ _ [Em] _ Dance, [G] dance, _ dance for my [Bm] balls.
_ _ [A] _
_ _ [Em] I am in the coconut [G] state, I'll walk away.
[Bm] _ _ _ _ [A] _
_ _ _ [Em] _ Dance, [G] dance, dance for [Bm] my balls.
_ [A] _
_ _ [Em] I am in the [G] coconut state, I'll walk away.
[Bm] _ _ _ _ [A] _
_ _ _ [Em] _ Dance, [G] dance, _ dance for [Bm] my balls.
_ _ [A] _
_ _ [Em] I am in the coconut [G] state, I'll walk away.
[Bm] _ _ _ _ [A] _
_ _ _ [Em] _ State [G] of the fuck away.
State of the [Bm] fuck away.
_ _ [A] _
State of the [Em] fuck away.
State of the fuck [G]
away.
State of the [Bm] fuck away.
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