Chords for EMILY ROGERS singing TMI by Carner & Gregor

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[E] _ _ [A] _ _ [B] _ _ _ _
[E] _ _ [B] What I like about you, [E] _ Dan, _ _ [B] is you're not uptight.
_ _ That's what I first noticed [C#m] about you.
[E] Plus your super ripped abs, dreamy eyes, and your slide over butt.
_ _ [B] So is that weird [E] to say that on our first date?
Well at least I'm not bland.
_ _ [B] And what _ I like about you, [E] Dan, is you'll _ understand
Not everybody does. _ _
And [C#] I get [B] nervous cause _
_ People [E] tell me I give too much [A] information
[B] _ But it's sometimes a compulsion I can't fight
And I wish that they were open to my [C#m] openness
And really I [B] feel sorry they're so closed off and uptight
Like this one guy was going down on in the bathroom of a Reba, Reba on 51st and [E] 9th
Which I [B] probably shouldn't be talking about on our date
Cause I like to pretend I'm a virgin when I meet you guys
_ [G#] But I mean, hello, [B] freshman year, all aboard! _ _
_ Well that was pretty much all of college, who are we kidding?
Oh, [E] oh, but I have been a virgin for the last five months
_ _ Yep, that's pretty [B] embarrassing too
God, why am I telling you all this?
Which is what I'm talking about
So right, [E] this hot guy I [B] was going down [C#m] on must have had some kind [E] of fear of intimacy
[B] Because he [C#m] got all, that's not something I wanted to [E] know
When I told [B] him I was glad I'd [C#m] waxed my lips the night before
You know, a smoother ride
[B] God, here I go again, I'm [C#m] talking and [E] I'm talking and I'm
_ It's [B] way too [C#m] much I'm telling you
[E] And really why shouldn't [B] we all be [C#m] open books?
[E] Yep, it's TMI, but [B] I hope it's [C#m] not repelling you
[E] I think I saw some [B] faraway looks
You have nice eyes, [E] again, with too much [A] information
_ [B] I know, _ I'll change the subject, we'll be fine
_ [Em] _ _
_ _ _ Kate [E] Blanchett is underrated
_ _ _ _ [B] _ _ _
[E] I can't fit my mouth around this sandwich _ _ _
_ And that's when I knew I could never raise llamas _
_ My brother has a really [G] big penis, and when I mean like, no thank you, right?
[G#m] _ _ And _ [B] _ even though it [Em] is embarrassing [B] to have bifonazole in my bathroom
I know now never to peel the labels off any [G#m] of my _ antifungals
_ _ _ [G#] _
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[Bm] _ _ You look uncomfortable _ _
_ [E] _ _ _ [B] _ _ [C#] Comfortable?
[E] _ _ [A] _ Did I say too much?
[E] Oh, but Dan, I [B] mean, aren't there [C#m] some details
[E] Everybody wants to know, like, and [B] in touch and in glamour
And it's [E] not too much [B] information [C#m] when you read it in Enquirer
[E] Not too much when you read it on [E] the supermarket shelf
And Kate and [B] Kate and Kate and Kate, [B] like many an admirer
And I'm just gossiping about my [A] own _ _
[B] But I've never been a star _
[C#m] And this hasn't worked out very well so [A] far _
_ _ _ [E] And even though you're kind and [A] understanding
This _ _
[B] _ oversharing's really got to stop _ _
[D#] There are [E] things I should keep private
[A] Time [B] to show a little [C#m] class
[E] So I will not [Em] be telling you about the time that I actually stuck an entire [B] eggbeater _ Should _ _ _
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_ _ _ _ [E] My Asian friend told me what to [G] do
_ [A] When _ I'm [B] about to say more than I should
I just need [E] to close my eyes, count backwards from three, and do [A] kegels _
Too much information
_ _ [B] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _