Chords for Eminem - Stan ft. Dido (Lyrics)
Tempo:
160.15 bpm
Chords used:
E
Gb
Abm
B
Fm
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret

Jam Along & Learn...
[Eb] I'm cold, I'm wondering [Gb] why
I [Db] got out of bed [Abm] at all
The morning rain closed up my [Gb] window
[B] And I can't see [Abm] at all
Even if I could, [Gb] it'd all be great
Put your picture on my [Abm] wall
Wait for my AC when it's not so bad
I'm cold, [E]
I'm wondering [Gb] why
I [B] got out [Gb] of bed [Abm] at all
The morning [E] rain closed up [Gb] my window
And I can't see [Abm] at all
Even [E] if I could, [Gb] it'd all be great
[B] Put your picture on my [Abm] wall
Wait [E] for my AC [F] when it's not so bad
[E] It's not so [Abm] bad
Dear [E] Slim, I wrote you but you still ain't calling
[Gb] I left my cell, my [B] pager, and my home [Gb] phone at the bottom
[Abm] I sent two letters back [E] in autumn, you must not have got them
[Gb] There probably was a problem [B] in the post [Gb] office or something
[Abm] Sometimes I scribble [E] addresses too sloppy when I jot them
[Gb] But anyways, fuck it
What's been up man, how's your daughter?
[Abm] My girlfriend's pregnant too, [E] I'm about to be a father
If [Fm] I have a daughter, guess what I'ma [E] call her?
I'ma name [Abm] her Bonnie
I read [E] about your Uncle Ronnie too, I'm sorry
[Gb] I had a friend kill himself [B] over some bitch [Gb] who didn't want him
[Abm] I know you probably hear [E] this every day, but I'm your biggest [Gb] fan
I even got the underground shit that you did with [Abm] Scam
I got a room [E] full of your posters and your pictures, [Gb] man
I like the shit you [B] did with Rockets [Gb] too, that shit was [Abm] phat
Anyways, I [E] hope you get this man, hit me [F] back, I miss the chat
Truly [E] yours, your biggest fan, [Abm] this is Stan
Please [E] don't wonder [Gb] at how [B]
[Gb] [Abm] [E]
[Gb] [B] I [Bb] can't see [Abm] at all
I'm [E]
[Gb] a great [B] mother [Bbm] fucker, I'm a [Abm] shit [E] grandma
I mean, [F] it's not so bad, [E] it's not so [Abm] bad
Dear Slim, you still ain't [E] called or wrote
I hope you have a [Gb] chance, I ain't mad
I just think it's fucked up you don't answer [Abm] fans
If you didn't want to [E] talk to me outside your concert
[Gb] You didn't have to, but you [B] could've signed an [Gb] autograph
Matthew, [Abm] that's my little brother man, [E] he's only 6 years old
We [Gb] waited in the blistering cold for you, 4 hours and you just [Abm] said no
That's pretty shitty [E] man, you're like his fucking idol
[Fm] He wants to be just like [E] you man, he likes you more [Abm] than I do
I ain't that mad [E] though, I just don't like being lied [Gb] to
Remember when we met in [B] Denver?
You [Gb] said if I write [Abm] you, you would write back
See, I'm [E] just like you in a way, I never [Gb] knew my father neither
[B] And you used to always [Gb] cheat on my mom [Abm] and beat her
I can relate [E] to what you're saying in your songs
[Gb] So when I have a shitty day, [B] I drift away [Gb] and put up on
[Abm] Cause I don't really got shit else, so [E] that shit helps when I'm depressed
[F] I even got a tattoo [E] of your name across [Abm] the chest
Sometimes [E] I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds
[Gb] It's like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden [Bbm] rush for me
[Abm] See everything you say is real, [E] and I respect you cause you tell [Gb] it
My girlfriend's jealous cause [B] I talk about you [Gb] 24 [Abm]-7
But she don't know you like [E] I know you Slim, no one [Gb] does
She don't know what it was like for people like us growing up
You [Ab] gotta call me man, I'll be [E] the biggest fan you'll ever lose
[Fm] Cecilia, you're a stan, P [E].F., we should be together [Abm] too
I [E]
[Gb]
[Abm] [E]
[Gb] [B]
[Gb] can't see [Abm] it all, [E]
I couldn't eat [Gb] it all
[B] But you make [Gb] me feel like my [Abm] whole [E] life's been a repeat
[F] And it's not so bad, [E] it's not so bad
Dear mister, I'm [Em] too good to call or write my [Gbm] fans
This'll be the last [B] package I ever [Bb] send your ass
[Ab] It's been six months, it's still no [E] work, I don't deserve it
I know [Gb] you got my last two letters, I [B] wrote the addresses [Bb] on them [Ab] perfect
So this is my cassette [Em] I'm sending you, I hope you hear [Gb] it
I'm in a car right now, [B] I'm doing [Bb] 90 on the [Ab] freeway
Hey Slim, I [E] drink a fist of vodka, you share me [Fm] the drive?
You know the [E] song by Phil Collins, who he aired it at night
About that guy who could've saved that other guy from [Gb] drowning
But didn't, then Phil [B] saw it all, then at [Bbm] his show he found [Abm] him
That's kinda how this is, [E] you could've rescued me from [Gb] drowning
Now it's too late, I'm on [B] a thousand [Bb] downers now, I'm [Abm] drowsy
And all I wanted was [E] a lousy letter of a [Gb] call
I hope you know I ripped [B] all of your pictures [Bbm] off the [Abm] wall
I love you Slim, [E] we could've been together, [F] think about it
You're ruined now, [E] I hope you can't sleep and you [Abm] dream about it
And when you dream, [E] I hope you can't sleep and you [Gb] scream about it
I hope your [B] conscience eats at you [Gb] when you can't breathe [Abm] without me
See Slim, [E] shut up bitch, I'm trying to [Gb] talk
Hey Slim, [B] that's my girlfriend [Bb] screaming in the trunk
[Abm] But I didn't slit her throat, I [E] just tied her up
See I ain't like [Gb] you, cause if she suffocates, [B] she'll suffer [Bb] more
And this new [Abm] guy too, well, [E] gotta go, I'm almost at the bridge [Fm] now
Oh shit, I [Em] forgot, how am I supposed to send this [Ab] shit out?
[E]
[Fm] [E]
[Abm] [E]
[Fm] [E]
[Abm] [E]
[Gb]
[Abm] [E]
[Gb] [B]
[Gb] [Abm] [E]
[Gb] [B]
[Bbm] [Abm] [E]
[F] [E]
[Abm] Dear Stan, I meant to [E] write you sooner, but I've just been [Gb] busy
You said your girlfriend's [B] pregnant now, how [Gb] far along is [Abm] she?
Look, I'm really [E] flattered to record your daughter that
[Gb] And here's an autograph for your [Bm] brother, I [Bb] wrote it on [Abm] starter cap
I'm sorry [E] I didn't see you at the show, I [Gb] must've missed you
Don't think I [B] did that shit [Gb] intentionally, just [Abm] to diss you
But what's the [E] shit you said about just like to cut [Fm] your wrist too?
I say that shit [E] just clowning, dawg, come on, how [Abm] fucked up is she?
You got some [E] issues Stan, I think you need some [Gb] counseling
To help your ass from bouncing off the walls when you be [Abm] down some
And what's this shit [E] about us meant to be together?
[Gb] That type of shit'll make [B] me not want us [Gb] to meet each other
[Abm] I really think [E] you and your girlfriend need each [Gb] other
But maybe you just need [B] to treat her better, [Gb] I hope [Abm] you get to read this letter
[E] I just hope it reaches you in [Fm] time before you hurt yourself
I [E] think that you'll be doing [Abm] just fine if you relax a little
[E] I'm glad I inspired you, but [Gb] Stan, why are you so mad?
[B] Try to understand [Gb] that I do [Abm] want you as a fan
I just [E] don't want you to do some crazy shit
[Gb] I seen this one shit on the [B] news a couple [Gb] weeks ago that made [Abm] me sick
Some dude was [E] drunk and drove his car over a [Gb] bridge
And had his girlfriend in the [B] trunk, and she was [Gb] pregnant with his [Abm] kid
And then the party found a [E] chase, but you didn't say who it was to
[F] Come to think about it, [E] his name was Youssef
[N] [N]
I [Db] got out of bed [Abm] at all
The morning rain closed up my [Gb] window
[B] And I can't see [Abm] at all
Even if I could, [Gb] it'd all be great
Put your picture on my [Abm] wall
Wait for my AC when it's not so bad
I'm cold, [E]
I'm wondering [Gb] why
I [B] got out [Gb] of bed [Abm] at all
The morning [E] rain closed up [Gb] my window
And I can't see [Abm] at all
Even [E] if I could, [Gb] it'd all be great
[B] Put your picture on my [Abm] wall
Wait [E] for my AC [F] when it's not so bad
[E] It's not so [Abm] bad
Dear [E] Slim, I wrote you but you still ain't calling
[Gb] I left my cell, my [B] pager, and my home [Gb] phone at the bottom
[Abm] I sent two letters back [E] in autumn, you must not have got them
[Gb] There probably was a problem [B] in the post [Gb] office or something
[Abm] Sometimes I scribble [E] addresses too sloppy when I jot them
[Gb] But anyways, fuck it
What's been up man, how's your daughter?
[Abm] My girlfriend's pregnant too, [E] I'm about to be a father
If [Fm] I have a daughter, guess what I'ma [E] call her?
I'ma name [Abm] her Bonnie
I read [E] about your Uncle Ronnie too, I'm sorry
[Gb] I had a friend kill himself [B] over some bitch [Gb] who didn't want him
[Abm] I know you probably hear [E] this every day, but I'm your biggest [Gb] fan
I even got the underground shit that you did with [Abm] Scam
I got a room [E] full of your posters and your pictures, [Gb] man
I like the shit you [B] did with Rockets [Gb] too, that shit was [Abm] phat
Anyways, I [E] hope you get this man, hit me [F] back, I miss the chat
Truly [E] yours, your biggest fan, [Abm] this is Stan
Please [E] don't wonder [Gb] at how [B]
[Gb] [Abm] [E]
[Gb] [B] I [Bb] can't see [Abm] at all
I'm [E]
[Gb] a great [B] mother [Bbm] fucker, I'm a [Abm] shit [E] grandma
I mean, [F] it's not so bad, [E] it's not so [Abm] bad
Dear Slim, you still ain't [E] called or wrote
I hope you have a [Gb] chance, I ain't mad
I just think it's fucked up you don't answer [Abm] fans
If you didn't want to [E] talk to me outside your concert
[Gb] You didn't have to, but you [B] could've signed an [Gb] autograph
Matthew, [Abm] that's my little brother man, [E] he's only 6 years old
We [Gb] waited in the blistering cold for you, 4 hours and you just [Abm] said no
That's pretty shitty [E] man, you're like his fucking idol
[Fm] He wants to be just like [E] you man, he likes you more [Abm] than I do
I ain't that mad [E] though, I just don't like being lied [Gb] to
Remember when we met in [B] Denver?
You [Gb] said if I write [Abm] you, you would write back
See, I'm [E] just like you in a way, I never [Gb] knew my father neither
[B] And you used to always [Gb] cheat on my mom [Abm] and beat her
I can relate [E] to what you're saying in your songs
[Gb] So when I have a shitty day, [B] I drift away [Gb] and put up on
[Abm] Cause I don't really got shit else, so [E] that shit helps when I'm depressed
[F] I even got a tattoo [E] of your name across [Abm] the chest
Sometimes [E] I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds
[Gb] It's like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden [Bbm] rush for me
[Abm] See everything you say is real, [E] and I respect you cause you tell [Gb] it
My girlfriend's jealous cause [B] I talk about you [Gb] 24 [Abm]-7
But she don't know you like [E] I know you Slim, no one [Gb] does
She don't know what it was like for people like us growing up
You [Ab] gotta call me man, I'll be [E] the biggest fan you'll ever lose
[Fm] Cecilia, you're a stan, P [E].F., we should be together [Abm] too
I [E]
[Gb]
[Abm] [E]
[Gb] [B]
[Gb] can't see [Abm] it all, [E]
I couldn't eat [Gb] it all
[B] But you make [Gb] me feel like my [Abm] whole [E] life's been a repeat
[F] And it's not so bad, [E] it's not so bad
Dear mister, I'm [Em] too good to call or write my [Gbm] fans
This'll be the last [B] package I ever [Bb] send your ass
[Ab] It's been six months, it's still no [E] work, I don't deserve it
I know [Gb] you got my last two letters, I [B] wrote the addresses [Bb] on them [Ab] perfect
So this is my cassette [Em] I'm sending you, I hope you hear [Gb] it
I'm in a car right now, [B] I'm doing [Bb] 90 on the [Ab] freeway
Hey Slim, I [E] drink a fist of vodka, you share me [Fm] the drive?
You know the [E] song by Phil Collins, who he aired it at night
About that guy who could've saved that other guy from [Gb] drowning
But didn't, then Phil [B] saw it all, then at [Bbm] his show he found [Abm] him
That's kinda how this is, [E] you could've rescued me from [Gb] drowning
Now it's too late, I'm on [B] a thousand [Bb] downers now, I'm [Abm] drowsy
And all I wanted was [E] a lousy letter of a [Gb] call
I hope you know I ripped [B] all of your pictures [Bbm] off the [Abm] wall
I love you Slim, [E] we could've been together, [F] think about it
You're ruined now, [E] I hope you can't sleep and you [Abm] dream about it
And when you dream, [E] I hope you can't sleep and you [Gb] scream about it
I hope your [B] conscience eats at you [Gb] when you can't breathe [Abm] without me
See Slim, [E] shut up bitch, I'm trying to [Gb] talk
Hey Slim, [B] that's my girlfriend [Bb] screaming in the trunk
[Abm] But I didn't slit her throat, I [E] just tied her up
See I ain't like [Gb] you, cause if she suffocates, [B] she'll suffer [Bb] more
And this new [Abm] guy too, well, [E] gotta go, I'm almost at the bridge [Fm] now
Oh shit, I [Em] forgot, how am I supposed to send this [Ab] shit out?
[E]
[Fm] [E]
[Abm] [E]
[Fm] [E]
[Abm] [E]
[Gb]
[Abm] [E]
[Gb] [B]
[Gb] [Abm] [E]
[Gb] [B]
[Bbm] [Abm] [E]
[F] [E]
[Abm] Dear Stan, I meant to [E] write you sooner, but I've just been [Gb] busy
You said your girlfriend's [B] pregnant now, how [Gb] far along is [Abm] she?
Look, I'm really [E] flattered to record your daughter that
[Gb] And here's an autograph for your [Bm] brother, I [Bb] wrote it on [Abm] starter cap
I'm sorry [E] I didn't see you at the show, I [Gb] must've missed you
Don't think I [B] did that shit [Gb] intentionally, just [Abm] to diss you
But what's the [E] shit you said about just like to cut [Fm] your wrist too?
I say that shit [E] just clowning, dawg, come on, how [Abm] fucked up is she?
You got some [E] issues Stan, I think you need some [Gb] counseling
To help your ass from bouncing off the walls when you be [Abm] down some
And what's this shit [E] about us meant to be together?
[Gb] That type of shit'll make [B] me not want us [Gb] to meet each other
[Abm] I really think [E] you and your girlfriend need each [Gb] other
But maybe you just need [B] to treat her better, [Gb] I hope [Abm] you get to read this letter
[E] I just hope it reaches you in [Fm] time before you hurt yourself
I [E] think that you'll be doing [Abm] just fine if you relax a little
[E] I'm glad I inspired you, but [Gb] Stan, why are you so mad?
[B] Try to understand [Gb] that I do [Abm] want you as a fan
I just [E] don't want you to do some crazy shit
[Gb] I seen this one shit on the [B] news a couple [Gb] weeks ago that made [Abm] me sick
Some dude was [E] drunk and drove his car over a [Gb] bridge
And had his girlfriend in the [B] trunk, and she was [Gb] pregnant with his [Abm] kid
And then the party found a [E] chase, but you didn't say who it was to
[F] Come to think about it, [E] his name was Youssef
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Gb
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Gb
Abm
_ _ _ _ _ [Eb] I'm cold, I'm wondering [Gb] why
I [Db] got out of bed [Abm] at all
The morning rain closed up my [Gb] _ window
[B] And I can't see [Abm] at all
Even if I could, [Gb] it'd all be great
Put your picture on my [Abm] wall
Wait for my AC when it's not so bad _ _
_ _ _ I'm cold, [E] _
I'm wondering [Gb] why
I [B] got out [Gb] of bed [Abm] at all
The morning [E] rain closed up [Gb] my window
And _ _ I can't see [Abm] at all
Even [E] if I could, [Gb] it'd all be great
[B] Put your picture on my [Abm] wall
Wait [E] for my AC [F] when it's not so bad
[E] It's not so [Abm] bad
_ Dear [E] Slim, I wrote you but you still ain't calling
[Gb] I left my cell, my [B] pager, and my home [Gb] phone at the bottom
[Abm] I sent two letters back [E] in autumn, you must not have got them
[Gb] There probably was a problem [B] in the post [Gb] office or something
[Abm] Sometimes I scribble [E] addresses too sloppy when I jot them
[Gb] But anyways, fuck it
What's been up man, how's your daughter?
[Abm] My girlfriend's pregnant too, [E] I'm about to be a father
If [Fm] I have a daughter, guess what I'ma [E] call her?
I'ma name [Abm] her Bonnie
_ I read [E] about your Uncle Ronnie too, I'm sorry
[Gb] I had a friend kill himself [B] over some bitch [Gb] who didn't want him
[Abm] I know you probably hear [E] this every day, but I'm your biggest [Gb] fan
I even got the underground shit that you did with [Abm] Scam
I got a room [E] full of your posters and your pictures, [Gb] man
I like the shit you [B] did with Rockets [Gb] too, that shit was [Abm] phat
_ Anyways, I [E] hope you get this man, hit me [F] back, I miss the chat
Truly [E] yours, your biggest fan, [Abm] this is Stan
Please [E] don't _ wonder [Gb] at how _ _ [B] _ _
[Gb] _ _ [Abm] _ _ _ _ [E] _ _
_ _ [Gb] _ _ _ _ [B] I [Bb] can't see [Abm] at all
I'm _ [E] _ _
_ _ [Gb] _ _ a great [B] mother [Bbm] fucker, I'm a [Abm] _ _ shit [E] grandma
I mean, [F] it's not so bad, [E] it's not so [Abm] bad
Dear Slim, you still ain't [E] called or wrote
I hope you have a [Gb] chance, I ain't mad
I just think it's fucked up you don't answer [Abm] fans
If you didn't want to [E] talk to me outside your concert
[Gb] You didn't have to, but you [B] could've signed an [Gb] autograph
Matthew, [Abm] that's my little brother man, [E] he's only 6 years old
We [Gb] waited in the blistering cold for you, 4 hours and you just [Abm] said no
That's pretty shitty [E] man, you're like his fucking idol
[Fm] He wants to be just like [E] you man, he likes you more [Abm] than I do
I ain't that mad [E] though, I just don't like being lied [Gb] to
Remember when we met in [B] Denver?
You [Gb] said if I write [Abm] you, you would write back
See, I'm [E] just like you in a way, I never [Gb] knew my father neither
[B] And you used to always [Gb] cheat on my mom [Abm] and beat her
I can relate [E] to what you're saying in your songs
[Gb] So when I have a shitty day, [B] I drift away [Gb] and put up on
[Abm] Cause I don't really got shit else, so [E] that shit helps when I'm depressed
[F] I even got a tattoo [E] of your name across [Abm] the chest
Sometimes [E] I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds
[Gb] It's like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden [Bbm] rush for me
[Abm] See everything you say is real, [E] and I respect you cause you tell [Gb] it
My girlfriend's jealous cause [B] I talk about you [Gb] 24 [Abm]-7
But she don't know you like [E] I know you Slim, no one [Gb] does
She don't know what it was like for people like us growing up
You [Ab] gotta call me man, I'll be [E] the biggest fan you'll ever lose
[Fm] Cecilia, you're a stan, P [E].F., we should be together [Abm] too
I _ _ [E] _ _
_ _ [Gb] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [Abm] _ _ _ _ [E] _ _
_ _ [Gb] _ _ _ _ [B] _
[Gb] can't see [Abm] it all, _ _ [E] _
I couldn't eat [Gb] it all
_ [B] But you make [Gb] me feel like my [Abm] _ _ whole [E] life's been a repeat
[F] And it's not so bad, [E] it's not so bad
Dear mister, I'm [Em] too good to call or write my [Gbm] fans
This'll be the last [B] package I ever [Bb] send your ass
[Ab] It's been six months, it's still no [E] work, I don't deserve it
I know [Gb] you got my last two letters, I [B] wrote the addresses [Bb] on them [Ab] perfect
So this is my cassette [Em] I'm sending you, I hope you hear [Gb] it
I'm in a car right now, [B] I'm doing [Bb] 90 on the [Ab] freeway
Hey Slim, I [E] drink a fist of vodka, you share me [Fm] the drive?
You know the [E] song by Phil Collins, who he aired it at night
About that guy who could've saved that other guy from [Gb] drowning
But didn't, then Phil [B] saw it all, then at [Bbm] his show he found [Abm] him
That's kinda how this is, [E] you could've rescued me from [Gb] drowning
Now it's too late, I'm on [B] a thousand [Bb] downers now, I'm [Abm] drowsy
And all I wanted was [E] a lousy letter of a [Gb] call
I hope you know I ripped [B] all of your pictures [Bbm] off the [Abm] wall
I love you Slim, [E] we could've been together, [F] think about it
You're ruined now, [E] I hope you can't sleep and you [Abm] dream about it
And when you dream, [E] I hope you can't sleep and you [Gb] scream about it
I hope your [B] conscience eats at you [Gb] when you can't breathe [Abm] without me
See Slim, [E] shut up bitch, I'm trying to [Gb] talk
Hey Slim, [B] that's my girlfriend [Bb] screaming in the trunk
[Abm] But I didn't slit her throat, I [E] just tied her up
See I ain't like [Gb] you, cause if she suffocates, [B] she'll suffer [Bb] more
And this new [Abm] guy too, well, [E] gotta go, I'm almost at the bridge [Fm] now
Oh shit, I [Em] forgot, how am I supposed to send this [Ab] shit out?
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_ _ _ [Abm] _ _ _ [E] _ _
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_ [Abm] _ _ _ _ _ [E] _ _
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_ _ [Abm] _ _ _ _ [E] _ _
_ _ [Gb] _ _ _ _ [B] _ _
[Gb] _ _ [Abm] _ _ _ _ [E] _ _
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[Bbm] _ _ [Abm] _ _ _ _ [E] _ _
_ _ [F] _ _ _ _ [E] _ _
_ [Abm] Dear Stan, I meant to [E] write you sooner, but I've just been [Gb] busy
You said your girlfriend's [B] pregnant now, how [Gb] far along is [Abm] she?
Look, I'm really [E] flattered to record your daughter that
[Gb] And here's an autograph for your [Bm] brother, I [Bb] wrote it on [Abm] starter cap
I'm sorry [E] I didn't see you at the show, I [Gb] must've missed you
Don't think I [B] did that shit [Gb] intentionally, just [Abm] to diss you
But what's the [E] shit you said about just like to cut [Fm] your wrist too?
I say that shit [E] just clowning, dawg, come on, how [Abm] fucked up is she?
You got some [E] issues Stan, I think you need some [Gb] counseling
To help your ass from bouncing off the walls when you be [Abm] down some
And what's this shit [E] about us meant to be together?
[Gb] That type of shit'll make [B] me not want us [Gb] to meet each other
[Abm] _ I really think [E] you and your girlfriend need each [Gb] other
But maybe you just need [B] to treat her better, [Gb] I hope [Abm] you get to read this letter
[E] I just hope it reaches you in [Fm] time before you hurt yourself
I [E] think that you'll be doing [Abm] just fine if you relax a little
[E] I'm glad I inspired you, but [Gb] Stan, why are you so mad?
[B] Try to understand [Gb] that I do [Abm] want you as a fan
I just [E] don't want you to do some crazy shit
[Gb] I seen this one shit on the [B] news a couple [Gb] weeks ago that made [Abm] me sick
Some dude was [E] drunk and drove his car over a [Gb] bridge
And had his girlfriend in the [B] trunk, and she was [Gb] pregnant with his [Abm] kid
And then the party found a [E] chase, but you didn't say who it was to
[F] Come to think about it, [E] his name was_ Youssef
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I [Db] got out of bed [Abm] at all
The morning rain closed up my [Gb] _ window
[B] And I can't see [Abm] at all
Even if I could, [Gb] it'd all be great
Put your picture on my [Abm] wall
Wait for my AC when it's not so bad _ _
_ _ _ I'm cold, [E] _
I'm wondering [Gb] why
I [B] got out [Gb] of bed [Abm] at all
The morning [E] rain closed up [Gb] my window
And _ _ I can't see [Abm] at all
Even [E] if I could, [Gb] it'd all be great
[B] Put your picture on my [Abm] wall
Wait [E] for my AC [F] when it's not so bad
[E] It's not so [Abm] bad
_ Dear [E] Slim, I wrote you but you still ain't calling
[Gb] I left my cell, my [B] pager, and my home [Gb] phone at the bottom
[Abm] I sent two letters back [E] in autumn, you must not have got them
[Gb] There probably was a problem [B] in the post [Gb] office or something
[Abm] Sometimes I scribble [E] addresses too sloppy when I jot them
[Gb] But anyways, fuck it
What's been up man, how's your daughter?
[Abm] My girlfriend's pregnant too, [E] I'm about to be a father
If [Fm] I have a daughter, guess what I'ma [E] call her?
I'ma name [Abm] her Bonnie
_ I read [E] about your Uncle Ronnie too, I'm sorry
[Gb] I had a friend kill himself [B] over some bitch [Gb] who didn't want him
[Abm] I know you probably hear [E] this every day, but I'm your biggest [Gb] fan
I even got the underground shit that you did with [Abm] Scam
I got a room [E] full of your posters and your pictures, [Gb] man
I like the shit you [B] did with Rockets [Gb] too, that shit was [Abm] phat
_ Anyways, I [E] hope you get this man, hit me [F] back, I miss the chat
Truly [E] yours, your biggest fan, [Abm] this is Stan
Please [E] don't _ wonder [Gb] at how _ _ [B] _ _
[Gb] _ _ [Abm] _ _ _ _ [E] _ _
_ _ [Gb] _ _ _ _ [B] I [Bb] can't see [Abm] at all
I'm _ [E] _ _
_ _ [Gb] _ _ a great [B] mother [Bbm] fucker, I'm a [Abm] _ _ shit [E] grandma
I mean, [F] it's not so bad, [E] it's not so [Abm] bad
Dear Slim, you still ain't [E] called or wrote
I hope you have a [Gb] chance, I ain't mad
I just think it's fucked up you don't answer [Abm] fans
If you didn't want to [E] talk to me outside your concert
[Gb] You didn't have to, but you [B] could've signed an [Gb] autograph
Matthew, [Abm] that's my little brother man, [E] he's only 6 years old
We [Gb] waited in the blistering cold for you, 4 hours and you just [Abm] said no
That's pretty shitty [E] man, you're like his fucking idol
[Fm] He wants to be just like [E] you man, he likes you more [Abm] than I do
I ain't that mad [E] though, I just don't like being lied [Gb] to
Remember when we met in [B] Denver?
You [Gb] said if I write [Abm] you, you would write back
See, I'm [E] just like you in a way, I never [Gb] knew my father neither
[B] And you used to always [Gb] cheat on my mom [Abm] and beat her
I can relate [E] to what you're saying in your songs
[Gb] So when I have a shitty day, [B] I drift away [Gb] and put up on
[Abm] Cause I don't really got shit else, so [E] that shit helps when I'm depressed
[F] I even got a tattoo [E] of your name across [Abm] the chest
Sometimes [E] I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds
[Gb] It's like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden [Bbm] rush for me
[Abm] See everything you say is real, [E] and I respect you cause you tell [Gb] it
My girlfriend's jealous cause [B] I talk about you [Gb] 24 [Abm]-7
But she don't know you like [E] I know you Slim, no one [Gb] does
She don't know what it was like for people like us growing up
You [Ab] gotta call me man, I'll be [E] the biggest fan you'll ever lose
[Fm] Cecilia, you're a stan, P [E].F., we should be together [Abm] too
I _ _ [E] _ _
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_ _ [Gb] _ _ _ _ [B] _
[Gb] can't see [Abm] it all, _ _ [E] _
I couldn't eat [Gb] it all
_ [B] But you make [Gb] me feel like my [Abm] _ _ whole [E] life's been a repeat
[F] And it's not so bad, [E] it's not so bad
Dear mister, I'm [Em] too good to call or write my [Gbm] fans
This'll be the last [B] package I ever [Bb] send your ass
[Ab] It's been six months, it's still no [E] work, I don't deserve it
I know [Gb] you got my last two letters, I [B] wrote the addresses [Bb] on them [Ab] perfect
So this is my cassette [Em] I'm sending you, I hope you hear [Gb] it
I'm in a car right now, [B] I'm doing [Bb] 90 on the [Ab] freeway
Hey Slim, I [E] drink a fist of vodka, you share me [Fm] the drive?
You know the [E] song by Phil Collins, who he aired it at night
About that guy who could've saved that other guy from [Gb] drowning
But didn't, then Phil [B] saw it all, then at [Bbm] his show he found [Abm] him
That's kinda how this is, [E] you could've rescued me from [Gb] drowning
Now it's too late, I'm on [B] a thousand [Bb] downers now, I'm [Abm] drowsy
And all I wanted was [E] a lousy letter of a [Gb] call
I hope you know I ripped [B] all of your pictures [Bbm] off the [Abm] wall
I love you Slim, [E] we could've been together, [F] think about it
You're ruined now, [E] I hope you can't sleep and you [Abm] dream about it
And when you dream, [E] I hope you can't sleep and you [Gb] scream about it
I hope your [B] conscience eats at you [Gb] when you can't breathe [Abm] without me
See Slim, [E] shut up bitch, I'm trying to [Gb] talk
Hey Slim, [B] that's my girlfriend [Bb] screaming in the trunk
[Abm] But I didn't slit her throat, I [E] just tied her up
See I ain't like [Gb] you, cause if she suffocates, [B] she'll suffer [Bb] more
And this new [Abm] guy too, well, [E] gotta go, I'm almost at the bridge [Fm] now
Oh shit, I [Em] forgot, how am I supposed to send this [Ab] shit out?
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_ [Abm] Dear Stan, I meant to [E] write you sooner, but I've just been [Gb] busy
You said your girlfriend's [B] pregnant now, how [Gb] far along is [Abm] she?
Look, I'm really [E] flattered to record your daughter that
[Gb] And here's an autograph for your [Bm] brother, I [Bb] wrote it on [Abm] starter cap
I'm sorry [E] I didn't see you at the show, I [Gb] must've missed you
Don't think I [B] did that shit [Gb] intentionally, just [Abm] to diss you
But what's the [E] shit you said about just like to cut [Fm] your wrist too?
I say that shit [E] just clowning, dawg, come on, how [Abm] fucked up is she?
You got some [E] issues Stan, I think you need some [Gb] counseling
To help your ass from bouncing off the walls when you be [Abm] down some
And what's this shit [E] about us meant to be together?
[Gb] That type of shit'll make [B] me not want us [Gb] to meet each other
[Abm] _ I really think [E] you and your girlfriend need each [Gb] other
But maybe you just need [B] to treat her better, [Gb] I hope [Abm] you get to read this letter
[E] I just hope it reaches you in [Fm] time before you hurt yourself
I [E] think that you'll be doing [Abm] just fine if you relax a little
[E] I'm glad I inspired you, but [Gb] Stan, why are you so mad?
[B] Try to understand [Gb] that I do [Abm] want you as a fan
I just [E] don't want you to do some crazy shit
[Gb] I seen this one shit on the [B] news a couple [Gb] weeks ago that made [Abm] me sick
Some dude was [E] drunk and drove his car over a [Gb] bridge
And had his girlfriend in the [B] trunk, and she was [Gb] pregnant with his [Abm] kid
And then the party found a [E] chase, but you didn't say who it was to
[F] Come to think about it, [E] his name was_ Youssef
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