Chords for Eminem V.S. ICP Diss (Eminem - Marshall Mathers) (ICP - Slim Anus)

[F] Hi, my [G] name is, Hi, [Bb] my name is, Hi, [Ab] my name is, [Fm] Slim Anus.
Hi, [G] my name is, Hi, [Bb] my name is, Hi, [Ab] my name is, The Butch [F] Cracker.
Hi, my [G] name is, Hi, my [Bbm] name is, Hi, [Eb] my name [Ab] is, The Nut Licker.
[F] [G] Hi, my name is, Hi, my name is, Can I have the [Bb] attention of [Ab] your eyes?
Hi, my name is, Hi, the Butch Sniffer.
[Eb] Hi kids, do you like anus?
I let Dr.
Dre fit on my butt for a chance to be famous.
Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did?
Try [B] sitting, get your butt pumped out like I [N] did.
My brain said wait, trying to get my head straight, but I can't figure out which backstreet boy I wanna impregnate.
Dr.
Dre said, Slick Shady, you a cutie, I'll give you a deal, let me up in that [Am] booty.
Well, since age [G] 12, I felt like I'm [Gm] someone else, cause I hung my original self [Ab] from the top bunk to the belt.
[Am] Got pissed [G] off and ripped Pamela Lee's hips off.
[Eb] She don't know how to do Tommy Lee, I'd [F] suck his c**k off.
Hi, my [G] anus, ooh, [Bb] my anus, what, my [Ab] anus, it gets capped [F] off.
Hi, my [G] anus, excuse me, my [Bb] anus, my anus, [Ab] every now and then gets [F] clogged up.
Hi, my [G] anus, can I have the attention [Gm] of your ass?
My anus [Fm] is occasionally reamed [F] up.
Hi, my [G] anus, ooh, my [Bb] anus, what, my anus, really [Ab] needs to be filled up.
My English [N] teacher wanted to flunk me in junior high.
I told him to take his pants off, hooked him up, he let me slide.
I pinched his ass.
He winked at me.
He chased me around the desk.
I told him, come and get me.
Walked in a strip club.
Had my jacket zipped up.
Blast the bartender.
And I tried to fill his deck up.
Extraterrestrial, running over pedestrians in a spaceship
while they're screaming at me.
[Am] Best deskie friend!
99 [G]% of my life I was lied to.
I [F] just found out my mom screws more guys [Am] than I do.
I told her I'd [G] grow up to be a famous rapper.
She met Violet [C] J.
I couldn't believe it when he [Am] slapped her.
You know you blew [G] up when women rush to stands
and [Ab] try to touch your hands, but I need me a man.
[Am] Sky White [G] Castle asked for my autograph.
[Bb] So I signed it.
Dear [Ab] Jay, thanks for the support.
[F] Nice ass.
What?
My name [G] is A.
Excuse [Bb] me.
They call [Fm] me the Port Blanca.
[F]
My name [G] is what?
My [Gm] name is A.
Excuse me.
[Ab] The itch itch-a.
[F] _ [G] I'm from Radio [Gm] Wonderboyz.
They [Ab] call me the Butt Itcher.
[F] My name [G] is what?
My [Gm] name A.
[Ab] My name is Ray's Butt [N] Boyz.
Stop the tape.
This kid needs to be locked away.
Get him!
Dr.
Dre, don't just stand there.
Operate.
I'm feeling my balls and butt cheeks.
Ain't no look got my ass greasy for [F] weeks.
Stick your manhood between my cheeks.
Uh, yo.
Am I coming or going?
I can barely decide.
I just drank a pint of semen.
Dare me to drive?
Go ahead.
All my life I was very deprived.
Dre's butt's too sexy to hide.
Take your pants off, Dre.
[Am] I don't mind.
Clothes ripped [G] like the Incredible Hulk.
[Gm] I spit when I talk.
[Am] I do any guy that walks.
When I was little, I used to [G] get so hungry I would throw fits.
[N] Sometimes I sit and wish Dr.
Dre had a set of tits.
Get behind me, Shady, and grab me by my hips.
If I do that, then I can't kiss you on your lips.
By the way, if you see my dad, ask him
if he seen my spread in Gay Al's [F] Porno Man.
Hi!
[G] My anus.
Ooh!
My [Gm] anus.
What?
My [Ab] anus gets [Am] tapped on.
My [G] anus.
Ooh!
My anus.
[Gm] Ooh!
My [Ab] anus is always getting [F] plopped up.
My [G] anus.
Ooh!
My [Gm] anus.
What?
My [Ab] anus occasionally [F] ring-dime.
Hi!
My [G] anus.
Um.
My anus.
[Bb] My [Ab] anus.
It needs to be [F] filled up.
Your [G] anus.
Your [Bb] anus.
Your [Ab] anus is always getting [F] plugged.
[G] Your anus.
Your [Bb] anus.
Your [Ab] anus is always getting [F] stuffed.
You [G] want to diss us?
[Bb] We don't even know you, you [Ab] little bitch!
[F] You want to sit there [G] and diss us?
You little [Bb] bitch!
[Ab] I'll slap your face off!
What happens when you go up [E] against a psychopathic family?
Drink!
You little bitch!
Ha ha ha ha ha! _ _ _
_ _ [Em] _ _ _ [A] _ [C] You know, I just don't [B] get it.
_ Last year I was [Em] nobody. _
This year I'm [E] selling records.
[Db] _ Now [Am] everybody wants to come around like I owe them something.
[B] _ Fuck you want from me?
[Em] $10 million? _
Fuck out of here.
You see I'm just [Gbm] Marshall [Em] Mathers.
Marshall Mathers.
[B] I'm just a regular guy, I don't know [Gb] why all the fuss about me.
[Em] Fuss about me.
Nobody ever gave a fuck before, all they [C] did was doubt me.
Did was doubt me.
[B] Now everybody want to run their [Em] mouth and try to take shots at me.
Take shots at me.
Yeah.
You might see me talking.
You might see me [C] walking.
You might see [Em] me walking in dead rock [B] while a dog with his head chopped off in the park with a spike [Em] collar.
Hollering at him, because this son of a bitch won't quit barking.
Or leaning out a window with a cock [C] shotgun.
Driving up the block in the car that they shot [B] Pac in.
Looking for bigs killers, dressing [Em] ridiculous.
Blue and red like I don't see what the big deal is.
Double barrel 12k's bigger than Chris [C] Wallace.
Missed all [Em] this biggie and pop, he's missed [B] all this.
Watching all these cheap imitations get [Em] rich off them and hit dollars.
Should have been there, but they switched wallets.
And amidst all this Chris popping and [Am] wristwatches.
I just sit [Em] back and just watch him get [B] nauseous.
Walk around with an empty bottle of Remy [Em] Martin.
Starting shit like some 26 year old skinny Cartman.
God damn it.
And then [G] high backs beating Ricky [Am] Martin.
It's his instincts [Em] to kill instinct.
Don't get me [B] started.
These fucking rats can't sting and [Em] Britney's garbage.
What's this bitch get tardy?
Give me back my 16 dollars.
All I see is sissies at magazines smiling.
What if I [C] happen to wild it out and be [B] violent?
What if I happen to catch him a good old fast [Em] and pass it at Aspen?
Then get in your shoes, coat and your hat.
Took a few kids on the block.
Sucked a [Am] lot of dick.
[C] Boy girl groups make me [B] sick.
And I can't wait till I catch all you [Em] faggots in public.
I'm a love it.
Little Ice don't like me.
Said some shit [A] fly just [Em] like me.
They wouldn't dye this hair just like [B] me.
A bunch of little [E] kids wanna [B] swear just like me.
They run around [E] screaming I don't care just bite me.
[Em] I think I was put here to annoy the world.
And [C] destroy your little four year old boy or girl.
[B] Plus I was put here to put fear in faggots who [Em] spray fake or root beer.
And call themselves clowns cause they look queer.
Back to your silent gate [Am] claiming [C] Detroit.
When y'all live 20 [Em] miles [B] away.
And I don't wrestle I'll knock you fucking faggots the [Em] fuck out.
Ask them about the club they was at when they snuck out.
After they ducked out the back when they saw us and fucked out.
Ducked down and got paintball shot at they [B] truck loud.
Look at y'all runnin' your mouth again.
[Em] When you ain't seen a fucking mile road south of 10.
And I don't need help from D12 to beat up two females.
And make up who may try to scratch me with [B] lean nails.
Slim anus.
You damn right slim [Em] anus.
I don't get fucked in mine like you two little flaming faggots.
_ Just [Gb] push or [C] never. _
[B] I'm not a wrestler guy.
I'll knock you [Em] out if you talk about _ me.
Come and see me when I sneeze alone.
If you [Am] assholes doubt _ [Em]
me.
[B] And if you runnin' round your mouth.
Then come [Em] take your best shot at me. _
Is it because you love me that y'all expect so much of [A] me?
You [C] little whoopie bitch get off me.
[Bm] Go fuck Puffy.
Now because of [E] this blonde mop that's on top.
This [Em] fucked up head that I've got.
I'm going pop.
The underground just spun around and did a [A] 360.
[C] Now these kids diss me and act like some big [B] sissies.
Oh he just did some shit with Missy.
So [Em] now he thinks he's too big to do some shit with him.
So get [E] busy.
[Em] My fucking bitch mom's suing for 10 [A] million.
She [Em] must want a dollar for every pill I've been [A] stealing.
Shit where the [Em] fuck you think I picked up the habit?
[A] All I had to do was go in [Em] the room and lift up a mattress.
Bitch is it bitch, Mrs.
Briggs or Miss Mathers?
[C] It doesn't matter. _
[B] Faggot.
Talking about I fabricated my past.
[Em] He's just aggravated.
I won't ejaculate in his ass.
So tell me what the hell is this fella to do?
[Am] For every million I make, another relative sues.
[B] Family fighting and fussing over who wants to [Em] invite me to supper.
All of a sudden I got 90 some cousins.
A half brother and sister who never seen [A] me.
Or even [C] bothered to call me until they [D] saw me on [B] TV.
Now everybody's so happy and proud.
[Em] I'm finally allowed to step foot in my girlfriend's house.
[E] And then to top [Em] it off I walk to the newsstand.
And buy this cheap ass little magazine with a food [B] stamp.
Skip to the last page.
Click right fast.
[Em] And what do I see?
[D] Picture of my big [G] white ass.
[E] Okay, [Em] let me give you motherfuckers some help. [A] Uh, here.
[C] XXL.
[G] XXL.
[B] Now your magazine shouldn't have so much trouble to sell.
Ah, fuck it.
I'll even buy a couple myself.
[E] Cause [Em] I'm just [D] Lord [Am] Showmather. _
[Em] [Abm] Just a regular guy.
I don't know [Em] why all the fuss about me. _
Nobody ever gave a fuck before.
All they did [Am] was gotta me.
[Em] _
[B] Everybody with a money mouth.
And [Em] try to take shots at me. _
Cause I'm just Lord [Am] _ _
[Em] Showmather.
[B] Just a regular guy.
I don't know why [Em] all the fuss about me. _
Nobody ever gave a fuck before.
All they did [Am] was gotta me.
[C] _
[B] Everybody with a money mouth.
And try to take [Em] shots at me. _
_ Some _ [Ab] days I just wanna up and call it quits.
I feel like I'm surrounded by a wall of [E] bricks.
Every time I go to get up I just fall in