Chords for Engelbert Humperdinck - "Honky Tonk World" ((Live))
Tempo:
85.1 bpm
Chords used:
D
G
A
Dm
E
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
He's my dad.
[D]
There used to be a time when candlelight and wine was all that a [G] woman would need.
[A] Man, you'd be a winner if you took her out to dinner or a movie that she [D] wanted to see.
Now the world has turned and it's time you learned, the old ain't [G] working no more.
[A] The rules are changing, it's a brand new game, but if you [D] want to score,
[G] get off the couch, get out of the [D] house, along with that Friday night.
[G] Shine up your [E] muse, polish up your [A] mood if you want to keep old satisfied.
[D] You know a little bump and grind, do it every time if you [G] want to keep your little girl.
[D] Well, you don't stand a [G] chance if you take her out to [A] dance,
you'll live in a [D] hoggy-dorn world.
Sooner or later, old couch potatoes, you're gonna be [G] the lonely one.
[A] If you want good love and then you gotta keep up, you better know [D] your Brooks from your Durham.
And don't even think that your Ringlebird, Humberdang, Springer's gonna [G] turn around.
[A] Miss you, you can bet if you don't know the steps, you're gonna get [D] left at home.
[G] Get off the couch, get out of the [D] house, along with that Friday night.
[Gm] Shine up your [E] muse, polish up your [A] mood if you want to keep old satisfied.
[D] You know a little bump and grind, do it every time if you want to keep [G] your little girl.
[D] Well, you don't stand [G] a chance if you take her out [A] to dance, you'll live in [D] a hoggy-dorn world.
[G] [D]
[A] [D]
[A] [D] [A] [Dm] If you were Crow Magnet, you'd be [D] dragging your woman by the head of your cave.
[D] You'd be down on one knee reciting them soliloquies back in Romeo's day.
You'd be kind of nifty if you were in the fifties and you had a cool car to drive.
But now we're past the [G] nineties, so you better shake your [Am] hide, or you're gonna get left [G] behind.
Get off the couch, get out of the house, [D] along with that Friday night.
[Gm] Shine up your muse, [E] polish up your mood [A] if you want to keep old satisfied.
You [D] know a little bump and grind, do it every time if you want to [G] keep your little girl.
[Dm] Well, you don't [G] stand a chance if you take her out to dance, [A] you'll live in a hoggy [D]-dorn world.
[A]
[D] [G] [A] [D]
[G]
[D] [A] [Dm] [D]
[G]
[D] [A] [D] [G] [Dm]
[C] [Bb]
[A] [Bm] [C] [D]
[Ab] [Eb]
[F]
[Gb] [Eb]
[G] Get off the couch, get out of the house, [D] along with that Friday night.
[G] Shine up your muse, [E] polish up your mood [A] if you want to keep old satisfied.
You [D] know a little bump and grind, do it every time if you want to keep your [G] little girl.
[D] Well, you don't stand a chance if you take her out to dance, [A] you'll live in a hoggy [D]-dorn world.
You don't stand a [G] chance if you take her out to [A] dance, you'll live in a [D] hoggy-dorn world.
[A] [D] [A]
[Dm] [D]
[D]
There used to be a time when candlelight and wine was all that a [G] woman would need.
[A] Man, you'd be a winner if you took her out to dinner or a movie that she [D] wanted to see.
Now the world has turned and it's time you learned, the old ain't [G] working no more.
[A] The rules are changing, it's a brand new game, but if you [D] want to score,
[G] get off the couch, get out of the [D] house, along with that Friday night.
[G] Shine up your [E] muse, polish up your [A] mood if you want to keep old satisfied.
[D] You know a little bump and grind, do it every time if you [G] want to keep your little girl.
[D] Well, you don't stand a [G] chance if you take her out to [A] dance,
you'll live in a [D] hoggy-dorn world.
Sooner or later, old couch potatoes, you're gonna be [G] the lonely one.
[A] If you want good love and then you gotta keep up, you better know [D] your Brooks from your Durham.
And don't even think that your Ringlebird, Humberdang, Springer's gonna [G] turn around.
[A] Miss you, you can bet if you don't know the steps, you're gonna get [D] left at home.
[G] Get off the couch, get out of the [D] house, along with that Friday night.
[Gm] Shine up your [E] muse, polish up your [A] mood if you want to keep old satisfied.
[D] You know a little bump and grind, do it every time if you want to keep [G] your little girl.
[D] Well, you don't stand [G] a chance if you take her out [A] to dance, you'll live in [D] a hoggy-dorn world.
[G] [D]
[A] [D]
[A] [D] [A] [Dm] If you were Crow Magnet, you'd be [D] dragging your woman by the head of your cave.
[D] You'd be down on one knee reciting them soliloquies back in Romeo's day.
You'd be kind of nifty if you were in the fifties and you had a cool car to drive.
But now we're past the [G] nineties, so you better shake your [Am] hide, or you're gonna get left [G] behind.
Get off the couch, get out of the house, [D] along with that Friday night.
[Gm] Shine up your muse, [E] polish up your mood [A] if you want to keep old satisfied.
You [D] know a little bump and grind, do it every time if you want to [G] keep your little girl.
[Dm] Well, you don't [G] stand a chance if you take her out to dance, [A] you'll live in a hoggy [D]-dorn world.
[A]
[D] [G] [A] [D]
[G]
[D] [A] [Dm] [D]
[G]
[D] [A] [D] [G] [Dm]
[C] [Bb]
[A] [Bm] [C] [D]
[Ab] [Eb]
[F]
[Gb] [Eb]
[G] Get off the couch, get out of the house, [D] along with that Friday night.
[G] Shine up your muse, [E] polish up your mood [A] if you want to keep old satisfied.
You [D] know a little bump and grind, do it every time if you want to keep your [G] little girl.
[D] Well, you don't stand a chance if you take her out to dance, [A] you'll live in a hoggy [D]-dorn world.
You don't stand a [G] chance if you take her out to [A] dance, you'll live in a [D] hoggy-dorn world.
[A] [D] [A]
[Dm] [D]
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_ He's my dad. _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [D] _ _ _
There used to be a time when candlelight and wine was all that a [G] woman would need.
[A] Man, you'd be a winner if you took her out to dinner or a movie that she [D] wanted to see.
Now the world has turned and it's time you learned, the old ain't [G] working no more.
[A] The rules are changing, it's a brand new game, but if you [D] want to score,
[G] get off the couch, get out of the [D] house, along with that Friday night.
[G] Shine up your [E] muse, polish up your [A] mood if you want to keep old satisfied.
[D] You know a little bump and grind, do it every time if you [G] want to keep your little girl.
[D] Well, you don't stand a [G] chance if you take her out to [A] dance,
you'll live in a [D] hoggy-dorn world.
_ _ _ _ _ _ Sooner or later, old couch potatoes, you're gonna be [G] the lonely one.
[A] If you want good love and then you gotta keep up, you better know [D] your Brooks from your Durham.
And don't even think that your Ringlebird, Humberdang, Springer's gonna [G] turn around.
[A] Miss you, you can bet if you don't know the steps, you're gonna get [D] left at home.
[G] Get off the couch, get out of the [D] house, along with that Friday night.
[Gm] Shine up your [E] muse, polish up your [A] mood if you want to keep old satisfied.
[D] You know a little bump and grind, do it every time if you want to keep [G] your little girl.
[D] Well, you don't stand [G] a chance if you take her out [A] to dance, you'll live in [D] a hoggy-dorn world. _ _
_ _ [G] _ _ _ _ [D] _ _
[A] _ _ [D] _ _ _ _ _ _
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[A] _ _ [D] _ _ [A] _ [Dm] If you were Crow Magnet, you'd be [D] dragging your woman by the head of your cave.
[D] You'd be down on one knee reciting them soliloquies back in Romeo's day.
You'd be kind of nifty if you were in the fifties and you had a cool car to drive.
But now we're past the [G] nineties, so you better shake your [Am] hide, or you're gonna get left [G] behind.
Get off the couch, get out of the house, [D] along with that Friday night.
[Gm] Shine up your muse, [E] polish up your mood [A] if you want to keep old satisfied.
You [D] know a little bump and grind, do it every time if you want to [G] keep your little girl.
[Dm] Well, you don't [G] stand a chance if you take her out to dance, [A] you'll live in a hoggy [D]-dorn world.
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_ _ [G] Get off the couch, get out of the house, [D] along with that Friday night.
[G] Shine up your muse, [E] polish up your mood [A] if you want to keep old satisfied.
You [D] know a little bump and grind, do it every time if you want to keep your [G] little girl.
[D] Well, you don't stand a chance if you take her out to dance, [A] you'll live in a hoggy [D]-dorn world.
You _ don't stand a [G] chance if you take her out to [A] dance, you'll live in a [D] hoggy-dorn world. _ _ _
_ _ [A] _ _ [D] _ _ [A] _ _
_ [Dm] _ _ _ _ _ [D] _ _
_ _ _ _ [D] _ _ _
There used to be a time when candlelight and wine was all that a [G] woman would need.
[A] Man, you'd be a winner if you took her out to dinner or a movie that she [D] wanted to see.
Now the world has turned and it's time you learned, the old ain't [G] working no more.
[A] The rules are changing, it's a brand new game, but if you [D] want to score,
[G] get off the couch, get out of the [D] house, along with that Friday night.
[G] Shine up your [E] muse, polish up your [A] mood if you want to keep old satisfied.
[D] You know a little bump and grind, do it every time if you [G] want to keep your little girl.
[D] Well, you don't stand a [G] chance if you take her out to [A] dance,
you'll live in a [D] hoggy-dorn world.
_ _ _ _ _ _ Sooner or later, old couch potatoes, you're gonna be [G] the lonely one.
[A] If you want good love and then you gotta keep up, you better know [D] your Brooks from your Durham.
And don't even think that your Ringlebird, Humberdang, Springer's gonna [G] turn around.
[A] Miss you, you can bet if you don't know the steps, you're gonna get [D] left at home.
[G] Get off the couch, get out of the [D] house, along with that Friday night.
[Gm] Shine up your [E] muse, polish up your [A] mood if you want to keep old satisfied.
[D] You know a little bump and grind, do it every time if you want to keep [G] your little girl.
[D] Well, you don't stand [G] a chance if you take her out [A] to dance, you'll live in [D] a hoggy-dorn world. _ _
_ _ [G] _ _ _ _ [D] _ _
[A] _ _ [D] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[A] _ _ [D] _ _ [A] _ [Dm] If you were Crow Magnet, you'd be [D] dragging your woman by the head of your cave.
[D] You'd be down on one knee reciting them soliloquies back in Romeo's day.
You'd be kind of nifty if you were in the fifties and you had a cool car to drive.
But now we're past the [G] nineties, so you better shake your [Am] hide, or you're gonna get left [G] behind.
Get off the couch, get out of the house, [D] along with that Friday night.
[Gm] Shine up your muse, [E] polish up your mood [A] if you want to keep old satisfied.
You [D] know a little bump and grind, do it every time if you want to [G] keep your little girl.
[Dm] Well, you don't [G] stand a chance if you take her out to dance, [A] you'll live in a hoggy [D]-dorn world.
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_ _ [G] Get off the couch, get out of the house, [D] along with that Friday night.
[G] Shine up your muse, [E] polish up your mood [A] if you want to keep old satisfied.
You [D] know a little bump and grind, do it every time if you want to keep your [G] little girl.
[D] Well, you don't stand a chance if you take her out to dance, [A] you'll live in a hoggy [D]-dorn world.
You _ don't stand a [G] chance if you take her out to [A] dance, you'll live in a [D] hoggy-dorn world. _ _ _
_ _ [A] _ _ [D] _ _ [A] _ _
_ [Dm] _ _ _ _ _ [D] _ _