Chords for Enter the Haggis - Ride my Monster \\ Lyrics

[Eb] Across the loch, [Bb] _ [Eb]
on the mountainside,
_ There lives a lovely lassie I would see tonight.
_ [Ab] But I [Bb] haven't got an _ automobile, _ _ _
And my bicycle has got a broken wheel. _ _
_ _ _ _ So [Ab] I'll [Eb] be floating [Bb] across the loch on my [Eb] monster again.
My monster's [Bb] always with me, [Eb] he's my very special friend.
I'm going [Ab] to see my [Bb] lassie _ Sumigoo,
[Ab] And if she wants the Sumigoo, [Bb] she'll ride my monster too. _ _
[F] When I [Eb] was wee, [Bb] at the [Eb] age of three,
That's when I noticed [Bb] that there was a [Eb] monster very close to [Ab] me.
Though at that time he [Bb] was only small,
[Ab] We grew together and now he [Bb] has grown quite tall. _
I'll [Eb] be floating across [Bb] the loch on [Eb] my monster again.
My monster's always [Bb] with me, he's [Eb] my very special friend.
[Ab] I'm going to see my _ [Bb] lassie Sumigoo,
[Ab] And if she wants the Sumigoo, she'll [Bb] ride my monster too. _ _ _
And now [Eb] I am a big strapping man,
_ And [Bb] Sumigoo and I [Eb] go riding as rich as we can.
And [Ab]
together we [Bb] three, run this swells,
And [Ab] one day we have the [Bb] _
wedding bell. _ _ _
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_ But ten [Eb] years later, [Bb]
well [Eb] things had changed.
_ Cos [Bb] sugar angry [Eb] actually had my monster rearranged.
And [Ab] although once we were [Bb] _
inseparable,
_ [Ab] Now Miss was [Bb] _ irreparable.
And now [Ab] he's floating in [Bb] a mason jar,
[Ab] And I swear I see him dancing [Bb] when I'm playing my guitar. _ _
Though [Eb] I'll be floating [Bb] across the loch [Eb] on my monster again.
My monster's [Bb] always with me, [Eb] he's my very special friend.
I'm [Ab] going to see my [Bb] lassie Sumigoo,
[Ab] And if she wants the [Bb] Sumigoo, she'll ride my monster too. _ _ _
[Eb] And now we're floating across [Bb] the loch on [Eb] my monster again.
My monster's always [Bb] with me, he's [Eb] my very special friend.
I'm going [Ab] to see my lassie [Bb] _ _
Sumigoo,
[Ab] And if she wants the Sumigoo, [Bb] she'll ride my monster too. _ _
Across [Eb] the loch [Bb] [Eb] with my monster, Jock.
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