Chords for Epic Rap Battle: Nerd vs. Geek

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_ _ _ _ What do you think you're doing, nerd?
Did you just call me a nerd, geek?
Yeah, nerd. _ _ _ _
Yes, I am [F#m] a nerd, bookworm.
I'm studious.
From my cerebral cortex to my gluteus.
Back in kindergarten, I eat my college entrance exam.
I'm no [C#m] rocket scientist.
Oh [Bm] wait, I [F#m] am.
When I pour my alpha bits, I get nothing but straight A's.
My retainer and headgear connect to a back brace.
I got a pocket for two.
I'm a protector, protector, protector.
I broke my glasses [C#m] on purpose so I could tape them [F#m] together.
Go [D] back to Reddit and type stuff no one will see.
[E] You're a geek.
That means you're just a hipster wannabe.
[F#m] That's right, I'm a geek.
I've got brains and a personality.
I wear my glasses sincerely and my T-shirts ironically.
There's some things you can't learn in a class or I'll have to sign you up for intro to how
not to be a social outcast.
You're just so early 2013.
I was the cool form of uncool before uncool became a thing.
I use an app to pair pork with the perfect Bordeaux.
Too bad [C#m] there's no app to neutralize my uncoolness.
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your B.O.
While you're lost in second life letting your fingernails go long, [D] I'll be sneaking up my
iPhone, tablet, TV, in your Larp.
Sure, no means not much thing, but I don't care.
[E] I look so good in chain mail that it's not [F#m] Renaissance fare.
Doesn't Larp stand for loser and reject party? _ _ _ _
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