Chords for Essen Funny Lee Tully Tribute
Tempo:
66.6 bpm
Chords used:
B
F#
Bm
D#
A#
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
[G]
[B] [F#] I [Bm] took a vacation [Em] to try recreation and find consolation in a summer [Bm] romance.
[Em]
The place was secluded [Bm] and the food was included [C#] for my $42.50 at that summer [F#] resort.
[Bm] Oh, I'll never forget that vacation.
It was some summer.
On my first day there I was walking on the porch [N] and suddenly over the loudspeaker I heard
Good morning guests of the Fiddle Falls Hotel.
The main dining room is now open.
I looked around and thought, they got more than one dining room.
And all [Bm] around me people were shouting
Asses!
We're getting asses!
Asses!
We're getting asses!
[G]
So you [E] find yourself being pushed into the dining room and you ask the waiter what's on the menu for breakfast.
And he says for breakfast we [B] have
Orange juice, tomato juice, grapefruit juice, apple juice, baked apples, stewed prunes, a pickle herring,
chicken locks, smoked salmon, fried herring, oatmeal, cream of wheat, cornflakes, pot rice,
margarita, coffee, pot snakes, boiled eggs, scrambled eggs, pancakes, brittle cakes, toast, burnt toast,
milk, butter, milk, plain milk, pigeon milk, [D#] coffee, and [F#] a glass of latte.
[B] So you finish breakfast.
Do you indulge in calisthenics?
No.
Do you indulge in horseback riding?
No.
Do you indulge in volleyball?
[F#] [A#] No.
No?
You sit on the [B] porch and
And me rock it up!
[F#] And me bop it up!
[B] And me rock it up!
[F#] And me bop it up!
[D#] And before you know it, it's one o'clock.
[Bm] Asses!
We're getting asses!
Uh, waiter, [D#] what's on the menu for lunch?
And the [B] waiter says for lunch we have
Orange juice, tomato juice, grapefruit juice, and apple juice.
Tomato soup, potato soup, and yanky bean, and marrow bean, and pea soup, and pea soup,
and cold, moist, hot, moist, sour cream, and sweet cream,
and berries, raspberries, strawberries, blueberries, blueberries, fried fish,
fish, fish, smoked fish, potato cake, and marbled cake, and spiced cake, and razor cake,
toast, milk, and butter, milk, and plain milk, and pigeon milk, [D#] coffee,
[A#] and a glass of latte.
So you finish lunch.
[B] Do you play baseball?
No.
Do you go swimming?
[D#m] No.
Do you [F#] play tennis?
[B] No.
Ah, you sit on the porch and me rock it up, [F#] and me bop it up, [B] and me rock it up, [F#] and me bop it up.
[B] Then you get tired sitting on the porch, so you play poker, [C] gin, [B] mahjong, [D#] then you take a nap.
[B] All great exercise.
Suddenly,
[C] dinner.
But you're not hungry.
But papa she [Bm] gelt.
So eat.
Eat.
Eat.
Eat.
Eat.
Eat.
[B] Waiter, what's on the menu for dinner?
For dinner, we have orange juice, tomato juice, and grapefruit juice, and apple juice,
meatballs, and chicken liver, canned rain, stuffed dermatic, chicken soup, and consommé,
and a new soup, an onion soup, and fried chicken fried chicken roll, chicken plain, chicken steak tongue,
a pot of tongue, the boy's tongue, veal chop, lamb chop, coleslaw, apple tooth, a layer
of cake, an apple cake, a plain cake, and [F] a tassie.
And a glass of latte.
[B] So you finish dinner.
You take a walk?
No.
You go bowling?
[F] No.
You go [F#] dancing?
[B] No.
You sit on the porch and me rock it up.
[F#] And me bop it up.
And me rock it up.
And me bop it [N] up.
Then a voice.
Yes, from the Fidelports Hotel.
I'm into the casino.
In five minutes we will start our Broadway extravaganza.
Connecting 2nd Avenue.
Starting Manashe Noodnik.
So you sit down and see the show.
Some more good exercise.
After the show, you feel like a little nosh.
Let Daphzakh fix him.
[Bm] So add some.
We gave you nothing.
Add some.
We gave you nothing.
Add some.
We gave you nothing. Add some.
We gave you nothing.
[B] So you go into the concession and he serves hot pastrami, cold pastrami, hot salami, soft
salami, corned beef, paroled beef, paroled beef, and cottage beef, and cream cheese,
and Swiss cheese, chicken salad, salmon salad, Greek salad, mixed salad, vegetable, Coca-Cola,
cherry soda, cream soda, lollipops and cherry dots, vodka, milk and butter, milk and plain,
milk and pigeon milk, [D] coffee, and a glass of latte.
Now it's 3 in the morning and you find yourself a lady friend and the name is Spazier. [D#] It's dark.
It's quiet.
[C#] So you stop in the bushes.
[B] And miraculous.
[F#] And miraculous.
[B] And miraculous.
And miraculous.
[A#] By this time, the country air has made you tired.
So you go to your room, open the medicine cabinet, [B] and you take out Alka-Seltzer, Bromoseltzer,
X-Rax, and Cinnamon, Cafferol, and Russian oil, [D#m] E-O-Sauce, Neptune Sauce, Cream Magnesia,
Milk Magnesia, Primo Water, Spring Water, [A#] Salad Madagascar, Beicherdoll, and Ecclestier,
and Malt.
And you put it in the lake and miraculous.
[F#] And miraculous.
[B] And miraculous.
[D#m]
And miraculous.
Then you go to bed.
The [B] sun is just shining in the window.
All is quiet and peaceful.
All is serene.
And you're just about to close your eyes.
And you're just [Bm] about to [Em] close
[Bm] your eyes.
[B] [A#] [D#] [N]
[B] [F#] I [Bm] took a vacation [Em] to try recreation and find consolation in a summer [Bm] romance.
[Em]
The place was secluded [Bm] and the food was included [C#] for my $42.50 at that summer [F#] resort.
[Bm] Oh, I'll never forget that vacation.
It was some summer.
On my first day there I was walking on the porch [N] and suddenly over the loudspeaker I heard
Good morning guests of the Fiddle Falls Hotel.
The main dining room is now open.
I looked around and thought, they got more than one dining room.
And all [Bm] around me people were shouting
Asses!
We're getting asses!
Asses!
We're getting asses!
[G]
So you [E] find yourself being pushed into the dining room and you ask the waiter what's on the menu for breakfast.
And he says for breakfast we [B] have
Orange juice, tomato juice, grapefruit juice, apple juice, baked apples, stewed prunes, a pickle herring,
chicken locks, smoked salmon, fried herring, oatmeal, cream of wheat, cornflakes, pot rice,
margarita, coffee, pot snakes, boiled eggs, scrambled eggs, pancakes, brittle cakes, toast, burnt toast,
milk, butter, milk, plain milk, pigeon milk, [D#] coffee, and [F#] a glass of latte.
[B] So you finish breakfast.
Do you indulge in calisthenics?
No.
Do you indulge in horseback riding?
No.
Do you indulge in volleyball?
[F#] [A#] No.
No?
You sit on the [B] porch and
And me rock it up!
[F#] And me bop it up!
[B] And me rock it up!
[F#] And me bop it up!
[D#] And before you know it, it's one o'clock.
[Bm] Asses!
We're getting asses!
Uh, waiter, [D#] what's on the menu for lunch?
And the [B] waiter says for lunch we have
Orange juice, tomato juice, grapefruit juice, and apple juice.
Tomato soup, potato soup, and yanky bean, and marrow bean, and pea soup, and pea soup,
and cold, moist, hot, moist, sour cream, and sweet cream,
and berries, raspberries, strawberries, blueberries, blueberries, fried fish,
fish, fish, smoked fish, potato cake, and marbled cake, and spiced cake, and razor cake,
toast, milk, and butter, milk, and plain milk, and pigeon milk, [D#] coffee,
[A#] and a glass of latte.
So you finish lunch.
[B] Do you play baseball?
No.
Do you go swimming?
[D#m] No.
Do you [F#] play tennis?
[B] No.
Ah, you sit on the porch and me rock it up, [F#] and me bop it up, [B] and me rock it up, [F#] and me bop it up.
[B] Then you get tired sitting on the porch, so you play poker, [C] gin, [B] mahjong, [D#] then you take a nap.
[B] All great exercise.
Suddenly,
[C] dinner.
But you're not hungry.
But papa she [Bm] gelt.
So eat.
Eat.
Eat.
Eat.
Eat.
Eat.
[B] Waiter, what's on the menu for dinner?
For dinner, we have orange juice, tomato juice, and grapefruit juice, and apple juice,
meatballs, and chicken liver, canned rain, stuffed dermatic, chicken soup, and consommé,
and a new soup, an onion soup, and fried chicken fried chicken roll, chicken plain, chicken steak tongue,
a pot of tongue, the boy's tongue, veal chop, lamb chop, coleslaw, apple tooth, a layer
of cake, an apple cake, a plain cake, and [F] a tassie.
And a glass of latte.
[B] So you finish dinner.
You take a walk?
No.
You go bowling?
[F] No.
You go [F#] dancing?
[B] No.
You sit on the porch and me rock it up.
[F#] And me bop it up.
And me rock it up.
And me bop it [N] up.
Then a voice.
Yes, from the Fidelports Hotel.
I'm into the casino.
In five minutes we will start our Broadway extravaganza.
Connecting 2nd Avenue.
Starting Manashe Noodnik.
So you sit down and see the show.
Some more good exercise.
After the show, you feel like a little nosh.
Let Daphzakh fix him.
[Bm] So add some.
We gave you nothing.
Add some.
We gave you nothing.
Add some.
We gave you nothing. Add some.
We gave you nothing.
[B] So you go into the concession and he serves hot pastrami, cold pastrami, hot salami, soft
salami, corned beef, paroled beef, paroled beef, and cottage beef, and cream cheese,
and Swiss cheese, chicken salad, salmon salad, Greek salad, mixed salad, vegetable, Coca-Cola,
cherry soda, cream soda, lollipops and cherry dots, vodka, milk and butter, milk and plain,
milk and pigeon milk, [D] coffee, and a glass of latte.
Now it's 3 in the morning and you find yourself a lady friend and the name is Spazier. [D#] It's dark.
It's quiet.
[C#] So you stop in the bushes.
[B] And miraculous.
[F#] And miraculous.
[B] And miraculous.
And miraculous.
[A#] By this time, the country air has made you tired.
So you go to your room, open the medicine cabinet, [B] and you take out Alka-Seltzer, Bromoseltzer,
X-Rax, and Cinnamon, Cafferol, and Russian oil, [D#m] E-O-Sauce, Neptune Sauce, Cream Magnesia,
Milk Magnesia, Primo Water, Spring Water, [A#] Salad Madagascar, Beicherdoll, and Ecclestier,
and Malt.
And you put it in the lake and miraculous.
[F#] And miraculous.
[B] And miraculous.
[D#m]
And miraculous.
Then you go to bed.
The [B] sun is just shining in the window.
All is quiet and peaceful.
All is serene.
And you're just about to close your eyes.
And you're just [Bm] about to [Em] close
[Bm] your eyes.
[B] [A#] [D#] [N]
Key:
B
F#
Bm
D#
A#
B
F#
Bm
_ _ _ _ _ [G] _ _ _
[B] _ _ _ _ _ _ [F#] I _ [Bm] took a vacation [Em] to try recreation and find consolation in a summer [Bm] romance.
_ [Em]
The place was secluded [Bm] and the food was included [C#] for my $42.50 at that summer [F#] resort.
_ [Bm] Oh, I'll never forget that vacation.
It was some summer.
On my first day there I was walking on the porch [N] and suddenly over the loudspeaker I heard_
_ _ Good morning guests of the Fiddle Falls Hotel.
The main dining room is now open.
I looked around and thought, they got more than one dining room.
And all [Bm] around me people were shouting_
Asses!
We're getting asses!
Asses!
We're getting asses!
_ [G] _
_ _ _ _ So you [E] find yourself being pushed into the dining room and you ask the waiter what's on the menu for breakfast.
And he says for breakfast we [B] have_
Orange juice, tomato juice, grapefruit juice, apple juice, baked apples, stewed prunes, a pickle herring,
chicken locks, smoked salmon, fried herring, oatmeal, cream of wheat, cornflakes, pot rice,
margarita, coffee, pot snakes, boiled eggs, scrambled eggs, pancakes, brittle cakes, toast, burnt toast,
milk, butter, milk, plain milk, pigeon milk, [D#] coffee, and [F#] a glass of latte.
[B] So you finish breakfast.
Do you indulge in calisthenics?
No.
Do you indulge in horseback riding?
No.
Do you indulge in volleyball?
[F#] [A#] No.
No?
You sit on the [B] porch and_
And me rock it up!
[F#] And me bop it up!
[B] And me rock it up!
[F#] And me bop it up!
[D#] And before you know it, it's one o'clock.
_ _ [Bm] Asses!
We're getting asses! _
_ _ _ _ _ _ Uh, _ waiter, [D#] what's on the menu for lunch?
And the [B] waiter says for lunch we have_
Orange juice, tomato juice, grapefruit juice, and apple juice.
Tomato soup, potato soup, and yanky bean, and marrow bean, and pea soup, and pea soup,
and cold, moist, hot, moist, sour cream, and sweet cream,
and berries, raspberries, strawberries, blueberries, blueberries, fried fish,
fish, fish, smoked fish, potato cake, and marbled cake, and spiced cake, and razor cake,
toast, milk, and butter, milk, and plain milk, and pigeon milk, [D#] coffee,
[A#] and a glass of latte.
So you finish lunch.
[B] Do you play baseball?
No.
Do you go swimming?
[D#m] No.
Do you [F#] play tennis?
[B] No.
Ah, you sit on the porch and me rock it up, [F#] and me bop it up, [B] and me rock it up, [F#] and me bop it up.
[B] Then you get tired sitting on the porch, so you play poker, [C] gin, [B] mahjong, [D#] then you take a nap.
[B] All great exercise.
Suddenly, _
[C] dinner.
But you're not hungry.
But papa she [Bm] gelt.
So eat.
Eat.
_ _ Eat.
Eat.
Eat.
Eat.
_ _ _ [B] Waiter, what's on the menu for dinner?
For dinner, we have orange juice, tomato juice, and grapefruit juice, and apple juice,
meatballs, and chicken liver, canned rain, stuffed dermatic, chicken soup, and consommé,
and a new soup, an onion soup, and fried chicken fried chicken roll, chicken plain, chicken steak tongue,
a pot of tongue, the boy's tongue, veal chop, lamb chop, coleslaw, apple tooth, a layer
of cake, an apple cake, a plain cake, and [F] a tassie.
And a glass of latte.
[B] So you finish dinner.
You take a walk?
No.
You go bowling?
[F] No.
You go [F#] dancing?
[B] No.
You sit on the porch and me rock it up.
[F#] And me bop it up.
And me rock it up.
And me bop it [N] up.
Then a voice.
Yes, from the Fidelports Hotel.
I'm into the casino.
In five minutes we will start our Broadway extravaganza.
Connecting 2nd Avenue.
Starting Manashe Noodnik.
So you sit down and see the show.
Some more good exercise.
After the show, you feel like a little nosh.
Let Daphzakh fix him.
[Bm] So add some.
We gave you nothing.
Add some.
We gave you nothing.
Add some.
We gave you nothing. Add some.
We gave you nothing.
_ [B] So you go into the concession and he serves hot pastrami, cold pastrami, hot salami, soft
salami, corned beef, paroled beef, paroled beef, and cottage beef, and cream cheese,
and Swiss cheese, chicken salad, salmon salad, Greek salad, mixed salad, vegetable, Coca-Cola,
cherry soda, cream soda, lollipops and cherry dots, vodka, milk and butter, milk and plain,
milk and pigeon milk, [D] coffee, and a glass of latte.
Now it's 3 in the morning and you find yourself a lady friend and the name is Spazier. [D#] It's dark.
It's quiet.
[C#] So you stop in the bushes.
[B] And miraculous.
[F#] And miraculous.
[B] And miraculous.
And miraculous.
[A#] By this time, the country air has made you tired.
So you go to your room, open the medicine cabinet, [B] and you take out Alka-Seltzer, Bromoseltzer,
X-Rax, and Cinnamon, Cafferol, and Russian oil, [D#m] E-O-Sauce, Neptune Sauce, Cream Magnesia,
Milk Magnesia, Primo Water, Spring Water, [A#] Salad Madagascar, Beicherdoll, and Ecclestier,
and Malt.
And you put it in the lake and miraculous.
[F#] And miraculous.
[B] And miraculous.
[D#m]
And miraculous.
Then you go to bed.
The [B] sun is just shining in the window.
All is quiet and peaceful.
All is serene.
And you're just about to close your eyes. _ _
And you're just [Bm] about to _ _ [Em] close _
[Bm] your eyes.
_ _ [B] _ _ _ [A#] _ _ [D#] _ _ _ _ _ _ [N] _
[B] _ _ _ _ _ _ [F#] I _ [Bm] took a vacation [Em] to try recreation and find consolation in a summer [Bm] romance.
_ [Em]
The place was secluded [Bm] and the food was included [C#] for my $42.50 at that summer [F#] resort.
_ [Bm] Oh, I'll never forget that vacation.
It was some summer.
On my first day there I was walking on the porch [N] and suddenly over the loudspeaker I heard_
_ _ Good morning guests of the Fiddle Falls Hotel.
The main dining room is now open.
I looked around and thought, they got more than one dining room.
And all [Bm] around me people were shouting_
Asses!
We're getting asses!
Asses!
We're getting asses!
_ [G] _
_ _ _ _ So you [E] find yourself being pushed into the dining room and you ask the waiter what's on the menu for breakfast.
And he says for breakfast we [B] have_
Orange juice, tomato juice, grapefruit juice, apple juice, baked apples, stewed prunes, a pickle herring,
chicken locks, smoked salmon, fried herring, oatmeal, cream of wheat, cornflakes, pot rice,
margarita, coffee, pot snakes, boiled eggs, scrambled eggs, pancakes, brittle cakes, toast, burnt toast,
milk, butter, milk, plain milk, pigeon milk, [D#] coffee, and [F#] a glass of latte.
[B] So you finish breakfast.
Do you indulge in calisthenics?
No.
Do you indulge in horseback riding?
No.
Do you indulge in volleyball?
[F#] [A#] No.
No?
You sit on the [B] porch and_
And me rock it up!
[F#] And me bop it up!
[B] And me rock it up!
[F#] And me bop it up!
[D#] And before you know it, it's one o'clock.
_ _ [Bm] Asses!
We're getting asses! _
_ _ _ _ _ _ Uh, _ waiter, [D#] what's on the menu for lunch?
And the [B] waiter says for lunch we have_
Orange juice, tomato juice, grapefruit juice, and apple juice.
Tomato soup, potato soup, and yanky bean, and marrow bean, and pea soup, and pea soup,
and cold, moist, hot, moist, sour cream, and sweet cream,
and berries, raspberries, strawberries, blueberries, blueberries, fried fish,
fish, fish, smoked fish, potato cake, and marbled cake, and spiced cake, and razor cake,
toast, milk, and butter, milk, and plain milk, and pigeon milk, [D#] coffee,
[A#] and a glass of latte.
So you finish lunch.
[B] Do you play baseball?
No.
Do you go swimming?
[D#m] No.
Do you [F#] play tennis?
[B] No.
Ah, you sit on the porch and me rock it up, [F#] and me bop it up, [B] and me rock it up, [F#] and me bop it up.
[B] Then you get tired sitting on the porch, so you play poker, [C] gin, [B] mahjong, [D#] then you take a nap.
[B] All great exercise.
Suddenly, _
[C] dinner.
But you're not hungry.
But papa she [Bm] gelt.
So eat.
Eat.
_ _ Eat.
Eat.
Eat.
Eat.
_ _ _ [B] Waiter, what's on the menu for dinner?
For dinner, we have orange juice, tomato juice, and grapefruit juice, and apple juice,
meatballs, and chicken liver, canned rain, stuffed dermatic, chicken soup, and consommé,
and a new soup, an onion soup, and fried chicken fried chicken roll, chicken plain, chicken steak tongue,
a pot of tongue, the boy's tongue, veal chop, lamb chop, coleslaw, apple tooth, a layer
of cake, an apple cake, a plain cake, and [F] a tassie.
And a glass of latte.
[B] So you finish dinner.
You take a walk?
No.
You go bowling?
[F] No.
You go [F#] dancing?
[B] No.
You sit on the porch and me rock it up.
[F#] And me bop it up.
And me rock it up.
And me bop it [N] up.
Then a voice.
Yes, from the Fidelports Hotel.
I'm into the casino.
In five minutes we will start our Broadway extravaganza.
Connecting 2nd Avenue.
Starting Manashe Noodnik.
So you sit down and see the show.
Some more good exercise.
After the show, you feel like a little nosh.
Let Daphzakh fix him.
[Bm] So add some.
We gave you nothing.
Add some.
We gave you nothing.
Add some.
We gave you nothing. Add some.
We gave you nothing.
_ [B] So you go into the concession and he serves hot pastrami, cold pastrami, hot salami, soft
salami, corned beef, paroled beef, paroled beef, and cottage beef, and cream cheese,
and Swiss cheese, chicken salad, salmon salad, Greek salad, mixed salad, vegetable, Coca-Cola,
cherry soda, cream soda, lollipops and cherry dots, vodka, milk and butter, milk and plain,
milk and pigeon milk, [D] coffee, and a glass of latte.
Now it's 3 in the morning and you find yourself a lady friend and the name is Spazier. [D#] It's dark.
It's quiet.
[C#] So you stop in the bushes.
[B] And miraculous.
[F#] And miraculous.
[B] And miraculous.
And miraculous.
[A#] By this time, the country air has made you tired.
So you go to your room, open the medicine cabinet, [B] and you take out Alka-Seltzer, Bromoseltzer,
X-Rax, and Cinnamon, Cafferol, and Russian oil, [D#m] E-O-Sauce, Neptune Sauce, Cream Magnesia,
Milk Magnesia, Primo Water, Spring Water, [A#] Salad Madagascar, Beicherdoll, and Ecclestier,
and Malt.
And you put it in the lake and miraculous.
[F#] And miraculous.
[B] And miraculous.
[D#m]
And miraculous.
Then you go to bed.
The [B] sun is just shining in the window.
All is quiet and peaceful.
All is serene.
And you're just about to close your eyes. _ _
And you're just [Bm] about to _ _ [Em] close _
[Bm] your eyes.
_ _ [B] _ _ _ [A#] _ _ [D#] _ _ _ _ _ _ [N] _