Chords for Ever Lovin Machine - The Old Dogs

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[Db] Well, friends, you know, we've all [Ab] been tooken _
By girls with them twinkly [Db] eyes
But the first time that we [Gb] was a-lookin' _
[Ab] They all run off with handsome-er [Db] guys
Oh my!
But, Hark!
We're all [Ab] inventive old fellers
So as soon as our brains [Db] got uncurled _
We tiptoed right down [Gb] to the cellar _
[Ab] And built [Ebm] some _ mechanical [Db] girls
_ Oh, their arms are iron
[Ab] Their legs are steel
Their hips are on wires
[Db]
Attached to a wheel
And their spaghettis are [Gb] coiled
Every now and then o'er
[Ab] They're our ever-lovin' [Db]
machines
Now, [Eb] Boris, listen _
Well, she's always [Bb] right there when I need her Oh, yeah
And she's very, very easy [Eb] to please Oh, yeah
And it hardly costs nothing [Ab] to feed her What?
[Fm] Just [Bb] some gas and water and [Eb] grease
Oh, flip it in there
Mine never complains when [Bb] I stay out all night
She never complains I [Eb] ain't rich Hey!
And each time I want her [Ab] to cut me time
I [Bb] just reach out and turn on [Eb] her switch
Oh, their arms are iron
[Bb] Their legs are steel
Their hips are on wires
[Eb] Attached to a wheel
And their spaghettis are coiled
[Ab] Every now and then o'er
[Bb] They're our ever-lovin' [Eb] machines
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_ _ Mine has no trouble [C] makin' her mind up
_ Cause, friends, I didn't give her [F] mine
Right from there
And mine's heart is a clock that [Bb] I just wind up
_ So I [C] know she's gonna love me in [F] time
Get it?
Time clock
They always did what they [C] were supposed to
Right up to this evening
[F] But then
_ We caught them in bed [Bb] with a toaster
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_ _ _ _ _ _ [C] Their [Gm] legs were steel
[C] Their hips were on wires
[F]
Attached to a wheel
And their spaghettis were coiled
[Bb] Every now and then o'er
[C] They're our ever-lovin' [F] _
machines
[C] She's my ever-lovin'
My ever-lovin'
My ever-lovin'
Our ever-lovin' _ [F] machines _ _ _
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