Chords for Everyday Normal Guy 2

_ _ You want some more of this bitch?
_ _ _ _ _ [Gm] _ _
_ [Bb] _ _ _ _ [A] _ _ _
[Bb] That can eat
_ _ We can do this all year [A] long _
[Dm] I'm just a regular [Gm] everyday normal [Bb] motherfucker.
I told you in the [A] first song.
I'll tell you in [Dm] another
I'm just a regular _ [Gm] everyday normal [Bb] motherfucker.
I don't have a [A] girlfriend my hands my only [Dm] lover
I'm just a regular _ [Gm] everyday normal [Bb] motherfucker
One night a week [A] my mom likes to cook me [Dm] supper.
I'm just a regular _ [Gm] everyday normal motherfucker
[Bb] Michael Keaton was my [A] favorite Batman. _
I [Dm] was walking down the [Gm] street just the other [Bb] day
I saw these two fine [A] bitches.
They were walking my way
[Dm] Yeah, what you girls doing tonight [Gm] is what I wanted to [Bb] say, but suddenly I panicked [A] my voice started to shake
[Dm] So I put my head down [Gm] and I just walked away
[Bb] I had a bus to catch [A] anyway
It worked out [Dm] great got on the bus put my [Gm] headphones on and [Bb] press play Cheryl Crow [A] James blood a motherfucking ace of [Dm] face
Yeah, what can I [Gm] say?
It's just a day in my [Bb] life
I'm up early in [A] the morning in bed early at night [Dm] to be productive at [Gm] work.
I gotta be [Bb] well-rested
Yeah, [A] motherfucker.
You heard what I just said
[Dm] _ _ Every [Gm] day normal [Bb] motherfucker.
I don't like [A] margarine.
I much prefer the taste of [Dm] butter
It's the regular [Gm] everyday normal motherfucker
_ [Bb] _ Movies as a kid [A] with Superman and [Dm] Ghostbusters
Regular [Gm] everyday normal _ [Bb] motherfucker.
I have a hard time [A] opening my eyes on the [Dm] water
It's the regular [Gm] everyday normal [Bb] motherfucker, and I'm not a huge [A] Nicolas Cage fan
[Dm] I'm from a lower [Gm] middle-class family [Bb] me and my brothers and [A] sisters played hide-and-seek
[Dm] I have good memories [Gm] from my childhood [Bb] bitch my favorite toy was [A] my fucking fire truck
[Dm] I used to play with that [Gm] motherfucker all day long [Bb] until I learned about [A] sex from the Sears catalog
[Dm] And then I play with my [Gm] motherfucker all day long [Bb] about ten times a [A] day man all year long [Dm] my favorite song
[Gm] Motherfucker, I don't like to admit [Bb] is the Celin Dion [A] song from the movie Titanic
[Dm] _ _ Every [Gm] night in my [Bb] dreams I see [A] you, I feel [Dm] you
Every time I hear that [Gm] fucking shit a tear comes to my [Bb] eye.
Why the fuck did Leonardo [A] _ DiCaprio have to [Dm] die?
No, I'm not afraid to say [G] that I'm [Bb] a sensitive guy.
Sticks and stones break my [A] bones
But it's the words that make me [Dm] cry like that time in grade [Gm] three when a girl called [Bb] me stupid face
She really [A] hurt me.
Why'd she call me [Dm] stupid face?
Is my [Gm] face stupid?
How's that [Bb] even possible a person can be [A] stupid but a face that's [Bb] impossible?
It happens all the time and you learn how to deal with it regular [A] every day _
[Dm] _ _ _ _ _ [Gm] _ _
[Bb] When I get into a fight [A] I usually leave on a [Dm] stretch
_ _ _ [Gm] _ _ _
[Bb] When I got nothing to [A] say I usually talk about the [Dm] weather just a regular [Gm] every day
No, _ [Bb] I like the first back to the [A] future.
But the second one was [Dm] better.
Just a regular every day
No more mother [Bb] fuck.
I like red peppers [A] better than the green ones
[Dm] _ _ _ _ [Gm] _ _ _
[Bb] _ _ _ _ _ [A] _ _
This [Dm] _ washer _ [Gm] _ _
mine [Bb] broke about six months [A] ago _
_ [Dm] _ motherfucker
[Gm] _ _ _ _
_ [Bb] Go go [A] go go go _ shorty.
It's your birthday
Go party like it's your birthday.
I wasn't invited, but it's okay.
I just stay at home and play some video