Chords for Everything Happens To Me

_ _ _ _ [A] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [Ab] _ _ [Gm] _
_ _ _ _ [G] _ _ _ [G] _
_ _ _ _ _ [Cm] Black cats creep [Ab] across my path [C] until I'm almost _
[Ab] mad.
[G] I must have roused [Ab] the devil's wrath, cause [Gbm] all my luck [Bb] is bad.
_ _ [Eb] _ _ [C] _
_ _ _ _ _ [F] _ _ _
_ _ [Bb] _ _ _ [Fm] I make a [Bb] date for a gal, [Gm] and you can bet your life it [C] _ rains.
[Fm] I try [Bb] to give a party, _ [G] and the guy upstairs [C] _ _ _ [E] complains.
I guess [F] I'll go through life just [Gm] catching coals and [Bb] missing _ [C] trains.
_ [Fm] _ _
Everything [E] _ _ [Eb] happens to me.
_ _ _ _ _ [Fm] I never miss a [Bb] thing.
[Gm] I've had the measles and [C] the mumps.
[Fm] And every [Bb] time I play an ace, [G] my partner _ [C] always _ [E] trumps.
I [F] guess I'm just a fool who [Gm] never looks before [Bb] he [C] jumps.
_ [F] _
Everything _ [E] _ happens [Eb] to me.
_ _ _ _ _ [Bbm] At first my [Eb] heart thought you could break this [Ab] jinx for me.
_ [Bbm] That love would turn the [Em] trick [Db] to end [Ab] _
despair.
_ _ _ _ [Am] But now I just [D] can't fool this head that [G] thinks for [G] me.
_ _ _ [Cm]
I've [C] mortgaged all my [G] castles in [Ab] the air.
[Bb] _ _ _ _ _
[Ab] I've _ [Bb] telegraphed and phoned.
[Gm] I sent an airmail [C] special too. _
[Fm] Your answer was [Bb] goodbye, and [G] there was _ even [C] postage due.
_ [Em] _ I fell [F] in love just once, and [Gm] then it had to [C] be with you.
[E] _ _ [Eb] _ _ _ [E] Everything happens [Eb] to _ me.
_ _ [Abm] _
_ [Dm] _ _ [Fm] _ _ [Bb] _ _ _
_ [Bbm] At first my [Eb] heart thought you could break this [Ab] [Fm] jinx for _ me. _
[Bbm] That love would [Eb] turn the trick to end despair.
[Ab] _ _ _ _ But now [Am] I just [D] can't fool this head that [G] thinks for [Em] me.
[G] _ _ _ I've [C] mortgaged all [F] my castles in the [Ab] _ _ _ [Bb] air. _ _
_ [Fm] I've _ [Bb] telegraphed and phoned.
[Gm] I sent an airmail [Eb] special too. _
_ [Fm] Your [Cm] answer was goodbye, _ [G] and there was even [C] postage due.
_ [E] _ I fell [F] in love just once, and [Gm] then it had to be [Gbm] with you.
_ [Fm] _ _ Everything _ [E] _
happens to [G] me.
_ Poor [F]
me.
[C] _ _ _ [Fm] _ _ _ _
_ _ [Bb] Everything _ happens _ to _ _ [Eb] me. _ _
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