Chords for Everything Wrong With Katy Perry - "Roar"

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_ This female empowerment song brought to you by a 1960s Batman [G] fight.
A motion theory adventure?
Someone just submitted their senior [N] film school project.
Also, is this an adventure in motion theory, or is it a theory adventure in motion?
Real plane crashes kill rock stars like Buddy Holly, John Denver, and Ronnie Van Zant, but
fake plane crashes produce middling pop hits.
Video callously demonizes male vanity.
Jesus, if I had a face like that I'd be taking f***ing selfies [Bb] all the time too.
[C] You know what everyone loves?
When music [G] videos interrupt your favorite song for some music video only bulls*** skit
that you don't actually give [Gm] a d*** about.
You spent all this goddamn [Eb] money on this video and decided to use the zombie shot perspective
from The Walking Dead for the tiger cam?
Well, someone saw Final [Ab] Destination.
Man, that tiger [Gm] just ate my friend.
Fifteen feet away from here.
Better sit down.
Alligator isn't interested in [A] eating, only [N] startling.
Also, how the f*** did she not see that an alligator was lurking half an inch below the
surface of the water?
Katy Perry acting.
To create this shot, the creatures would have to be standing in a weird cheerleader [Fm] pyramid.
Video was obviously shot in the lagoon section of a mini golf course.
Katy, you're gonna have to play it off the tree, down the hill from the evil eye-glowing
[Bb] predators and into the conveniently placed foliage.
Katy Perry is Groot from Guardians of the Galaxy.
If we're following the story of [Fm] this woman's ability to finally speak up and take a stand,
we also have to remind everyone that [Gm] the dude she was with was eaten by a tiger and she
[Bb] was not the tiger at the time.
So she learned this skill a bit too late.
Movie rips off the bulls*** reflection scene [Cm] from The Lion King.
[Gm] Also, she wants me to be thinking of the word f***y right now, but I guarantee you I'd be
[Eb] crucified for bringing it up.
Oh, wait.
Oh, it's [Bb] just like the story of the pretty duckling.
Okay, so to recap [Gm] so far, a really hot girl survived an airplane crash in the jungle and
came out of it still looking pretty damn hot, by the way.
Saw the only other survivor eaten by a surprise tiger, and then a gator and some [Bb] spiders scared
her, and she dug down deep and found the strength to stave off all the scary [Cm] jungle beasts by
[Gm] crawling on her hands and knees pretending to be a tiger.
Do I have it right?
Katy [Eb] Perry summons her [F] Patronus in the [N] middle of the jungle and not one Dementor can be found.
How did she [Bb] survive the night?
Did that firefly s*** actually work?
You can't [C] show us such peril and then just cut to the next morning [Gm] like, and then none
of the tigers did anything to her all night long.
Why exactly did she have to create a [Eb] spear out of a high heel to get a [Bb] banana?
Because bananas, that's what they f***ing get.
Also for this [Ab] video's purposes, the part of Russell Brand's balls will be [Gm] played by a banana.
Is the tiger stalking her now?
Is the tiger completely hidden by this grass?
[Ab] I thought she was the tiger now.
[Bb] Why would she fear tigers at this point?
Foliage.
If this were anyone other than Katy Perry, [Ab] it would be a discount shampoo [G] commercial.
Also not to harp on the point, but this is the [Cm] biggest f***ing leaf in the history of modesty.
Also, Elephant [Bb] gets close up view of Prime Katy Perry showering.
Good for him they have long memories.
I'm guessing that's your only [Cm] toothbrush, so that's [Gm] gross.
Also this video is definitely saying she growled at the pond, made a little firefly [Eb] tiger head,
and the entire jungle made her queen.
[Bb] Awesome.
She's basically C-3PO I guess.
Also I am not the alligator in [Cm] this scene.
Wow, moving [Gm] cave paintings?
Would you call these hieroglyphics?
Silly stick man, you can't [Eb] fern a tiger.
Tigers come from the [Bb] Targaryen line.
That's how they got the name tiger.
Awesome cave painting.
It inspires me to [Cm] change clothes.
Jungle so [Gm] realistic you can almost see the craft service table behind the background.
Hey, what's this vine [Eb] attached to?
And where is [Bb] she swinging from?
Where is she swinging to?
We interrupt this music video to bring you twilight.
Katy Perry is addicted [Cm] to animals who [Gm] just want to f***ing sleep right now.
Everyone in the god damn jungle is hearing you roar Katy.
[Eb] Oh, so there was a deadly tiger [Bb] out there this whole time that not only didn't buy into
her juggle queen firefly s***, but also still [Cm] hasn't killed her and has left her [Gm] alone entirely for days?
Gotcha.
Oh no, how [F] will this tiger ever escape?
Roaring rap battle.
Tiger's like f***, okay, I'll lie down if you stop singing.
This video is a terrible educational tool for how to survive an encounter with a tiger.
That's cute, but [Bb] did she make this name tag out here in the jungle?
Or did a real cat die in a plane crash and she just took that name [Cm] tag and gave it to
her new cat?
Tune in next [Gm] week to Katy Perry and Friends.
Next episode, Katy Perry has [Eb] to fight ivory dealers who want to murder her elephant slave.
[Bb] I'm no jungle scientist, but is there really a jungle anywhere on earth where all these
animals would be [Cm] in it together?
Katy [Gm] chillingly heartlessly mocks the man who just died days ago by taking equally [Eb] obnoxious
selfies on his camera.
[Bb] Also, man, this phone has battery life that can outlast tortoises.
Also, it was all a dream [Cm] cliche.
Why would you sleep on one of these [Gm] uncomfortable airplane seats?
Was it so you could surprise the audience that this wasn't a dream after all?
[Eb] Oh snap, it was all a [Bb] dream and it's all still real.
Wait, what?
Also, what creates the illusion of sky behind the window?
It's [Cm] like a fog decided to centrally [Gm] locate right next to this plane for music video purposes.
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