Chords for F.A.P. Feline American Princess (Magic, Moondust, & Melancholy)

_ _ [Em] _ _ [A] _ _ _ _
[G] _ _ [Em] _ _ [A] _ _ _ [G] _
Aren't I kind [E] to allow you [A] to live in my house?
[Bm] Aren't I gracious to grant you the [D] use of my chair?
Aren't I wonderful when I give you [A] a dead mouse?
Aren't [F#m] I utterly, _ totally beyond compare?
[C] And don't you [A] admire the virtues you [E] see
[C] In [A] marvelous, lovely, [G] magnificent me?
[Em] _ _ [A] _ _ _ _
[G] _ _ [Em] _ _ [A] _ _ I [G] will [Em] carefully shed [A] just selected dark [E] hair
When I'm lying [D] on all the [G] white laundry you did
And the white hairs will [D] glow [A] when I bother to lair
[D] On black velvet, where they can't be brushed [G] off our head
[C] They'll look so [A] much [F#m] better, that way you'll [Em] agree
[C] They'll remind you [A] of lovely, [G] magnificent me
_ [Em] Meow, [A] _ [E] meow, [G] meow, [Em] meow, [A] meow _ _
[G] If you try [Em] to insist [A] that I live on dry food
I [D] will either look thin and [G] pathetic and sad
Or I [F#] just might do [D] something disgusting [E] and rude
[D] Such as eat it, then throw up all over [G] your pad
[C] Only chicken [A] and liver [B] and fish [Em]
naturally
[C] Are fit for [A] the palate of [G] marvelous me
[Em] Meow, [A] _ [D] meow, meow, [G] _ _ [Em] meow, [A] meow
[D] _
I really [Em] don't [A] understand why you should look
[D] At anything else [G] or have things in your [D] hands
So I'll patiently lie [A] on your papers or book
[D] To suggest that you treat me as my [G] rank demands
[C] You really should [A] pet me when your [Em] hands are free
[C] It's a privilege to [D] fondle [G] magnificent me
_ [E] Meow, [A] _ meow, _
[G] meow, [Em] _ [A] meow, meow _
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_ [Em] _ _ _ [A] _ [D] _ _ _
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[G] Or just [Em] when you're [A] maddest at something [F#] I've done
[D] I'll go do something else [Gm] that's so touching or [G]
sweet
That's so [Em] charming, [D] adorable, [A] silly or fun
It'll [Am] just knock the stockings clean off of [G] your feet
[C] Now you know you can't [Am] win, [B] so why fight it?
You see, [C] I know [A] you're a sucker [D] for [G] marvelous me
[Em] Meow, _ [A] _ [E] meow, _
[G] _ [Em] meow, meow, [A] _ meow
[G]
I know you're a sucker [D] for [G] marvelous me
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