Chords for Family Guy - Bag Of Weed

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Now everybody gather round and listen if you would when I tell you every person needs a way of [Eb] feeling good
Every kitty needs a ball of string and every [Bb] dog a stick, but all you need is a bag of weed to really [Eb] get a kick
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[Bb] A bag of weed, a bag [F] of weed, oh everything is better [Bb] with a bag of weed
It's the only help that you'll ever [F] need because everything [Bb] is better [Eb] with a bag of weed
[Bm] There you go, [Cm] you're all getting it [B] now _
[Eb] When Texas people want to feel good, they go [F] assault [Bb] a queer
When stupid people need a thrill, they [Eb] rent the Rocketeer
When Michael Jackson needs a rush, he humps a guy like me
But all we need is a bag of weed to [Eb] keep us [Bb] worry free
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A bag of weed, a [F] bag of weed, oh everything is better with a bag of [Eb] weed
Oh you don't need passion, you don't need [F] speed, because everything is better with a [Eb] bag of weed
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[Eb] Have a go, Brian
_ As Mr.
H.L. Mencken said, the common [Bb] man's a fool
And just like Helen Keller said, poof do give [Eb] people pool
But try and use your heads and don't buy into [Bb] all the fear
Because all we need is a bag of weed to make us [Eb] want to cheer
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A bag of weed, a bag [F] of weed, oh everything is better with [Bb] a bag of weed
You can try and fight poverty, because everything is better with [Eb] a bag of weed
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