Chords for Family Guy-Full Theme Song

_ _ _ _ Good evening ladies and gentlemen, [D] I'm Tom Tucker and I'm Diane Simmons from beautiful downtown Sin City
[A] It's family guy live in Las [C] Vegas
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_ [F] _ _ [Ab] _ _ [Bb] Well, Diane, [Ebm] it is one hell of a night for a show.
[Eb] It sure is Tom.
I'm very excited
You know [Bb] whenever I'm in Las Vegas, I think of [E] that movie showgirls [Fm] really?
Yeah, and you know what [F] else sometimes?
When I'm sitting alone at home or [Ebm] in the shower or whatever.
I think about [Em] showgirls Uh-huh
And [E] sometimes when I'm driving in my car
I think about Elizabeth Berkeley and Gina [G] Gershon having girl-on-girl [A] sex and doing all kinds of nasty things [Gbm] like spitting on each [E] other and
Getting high the point being Diane that Vegas [Gbm] is the kind of place that stays with you [Bm] wherever you are
And that's just about the highest [B] praise I can give for any town on the [Gbm] map
That's that's that's not on [D] the teleprompter.
No just some of my [Em] own thoughts and [A] musings.
Well, thank you so much for sharing
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And now ladies and gentlemen with the accompaniment of mr.
Walter Murphy and his orchestra
We present the stars of our show direct from Quahog, Rhode Island the Griffins
_ [Eb] But _ [Bb] _ _ _ _ _ _ [Eb] _
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where are those [C] good old-fashioned values on which we [Bb] used to rely?
It [Eb] used to be a big [Fm]-time star was elegant [Bb] as garb or Hattie [Bbm] Lamar
But now [A] we get hoes like Jenny Lopez _ _ _
[Dbm] _ _ _ [C] _ _ _ [Cm] But we can do
[G] _ _ Laughing cry
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_ _ But [Gbm] now we get Justin [Dbm] timber homo
_ [Gb] _ _ [B] _ [E] Classic films were [Gb] works of art.
The [B] images were graceful.
The [E] stories were smart, but [Bb] now we get matrix
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Revolution, I'm sorry.
I know this doesn't rhyme, [B] but what the hell were you a cow's keep brothers thinking? _ _
[Gbm] I
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[Bb] Apple pie
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[Bb] His smiles a simple delight _ _ _ _
Mommy my [Dbm] cute little hat.
Yeah, we should have a talk about that
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_ [Gb] _ _ [Bb] _ He's master in comedy arts, he [B] says look out Hiroshima then [E] casually falls [Bb] He's loaded
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Appeal [Gbm] and best of all my titties [B] are real
Have [Bb] a feel no, thank you [C] The office
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