Chords for family guy Mr Booze S9E10

_ _ _ _ _ [D] _ _ _
_ Oh no, [G] there's a policeman coming!
_ Alright everybody, you know what to do. _
_ _ Alcoholics, [C] transform!
_ [Bm] _
_ _ [N] _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Alright, what the hell's going on in here?
We got a noise complaint.
Yo, shh.
Peter's about to start.
We are gathered here again tonight, fellow AA members, to talk about the greatest temptation the devil ever created.
_ Alcohol.
[Bb] _ _ _ Mr.
[Eb] Booze _
[F] Mr.
_ _ _ _ [Bb] _
Booze
[C] Mr. Booze
Mr.
B-double-O-Z [F]-E-E
That sure smells _ _ _ [Bb] booze
You [Eb]
will wind [E] up wearing [F] cat shoes [Bb] if you mess with Mr.
Booze
Don't mess with Mr.
_ Booze
_ Don't mess with Mr.
Booze
Don't mess with B-double-O [C]-Z-E-E
[Bb] If you've been so stiff they thought you died
_ You'll feel better once you've _ testified _ _
_ _ Testified, testified
I wanna testify, I wanna testify
Well then cleanse yourself, my son, cleanse [F] yourself.
[Eb] One time I [F] took a library book out and I fell asleep reading it and I left it under the bed.
I [Eb] forgot about it [F] for three and a half [Eb] years.
I was gonna take it back on Amnesty Day, but on Amnesty Day I had a [G] sip of rose wine and I never made it out of the house.
Who's to blame?
Who's to blame?
[Ab] What's his name?
We know [F] his name, his name [Bb] is
[Eb] Mr. Booze
[F] _ [Bb] Mr. Booze
[C] Mr.
B-double [G]-O-Z-E-E
He don't have a [Bb] choose
And [Eb] he can't get favored, [D] can't get [Eb] loosed
So don't [Bb]
mess with Mr.
Booze
If your head feels like it's two miles wide
Two miles wide
You'll feel better once you've testified
[Dbm] _ [Ebm] _ _
_ Testified, [B] testified
[E] I wanna testify, I wanna testify
[Gbm] Well come forward, [Db] dear brother, and testify
I used to be a soda pop [B] guy, then I switched to the bottle
Now I don't leave my couch and I've seen every movie ever
You name a movie, I've seen it Meet Dave Seen it
The Iger Sanction Seen it Donovan's Reef Seen it
License to [Gb] Drive
Definitely seen it
That's a shame
What a [A] shame
Who's to blame?
For [Gb] Corey [B] Hayman's famous
[Db] Mr. Booze
[B] Mr. Booze
[Db] Mr.
B-double-O [Bbm]-Z-E-E
You must [B] refuse
[E] You'll make me older [Fm] too
[B] Well, in news it's you
Mess with Mr.
Booze
If your fists [Gb] don't stick, they thought you died
[Ebm] You'll feel better once [B] you've testified
_ [Em] _ _ [C] _ _
Testified, testified
This man wants to testify
Very well, my brother, let us lead him on the path of righteousness
This poor gentleman used to speak in long, [E] eloquent sentences
[C] But after years of drinking, he can only speak in short, choppy utterances
Why, at one time, if you asked him who his favorite musicians were, he'd say
Leonard Bernstein, Johann Sebastian Bach, and Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
But thanks to that old devil hooch, it's all changed
Who's your favorite musician, Ollie?
Cher!
He doesn't even like Cher
Now, alcohol makes [G] a big man small and can lead to a [C] life of crime Yeah!
Demon rum makes [Abm] a gentle bum and you cash in [Db] before your time Yeah!
Bootleg gin puts [A] you in a spin till you don't even [D] know your name Yeah!
Throw a basket case [Eb] flat on your face and there's only [Db] one guy to blame
It's Mr.
B, [C] Mr.
[Ab] Booze
Mr. [Db] Booze
[Eb] Mr.
B-double-O [Bb]-Z, he don't ever choose
[Db] If you're in real life, don't [Eb] wear any [Db] tight shoes
If you mess with Mr.
Booze
Don't mess [Gb] with [Db] Mr.
Booze
Oh, Mr.
Booze
Don't mess with Mr.
Booze
Oh, Mr.
Booze
Don't mess with Mr. _
Booze
Don't mess with B-double-O-Z-E
Cause that spells booze
And you're gonna lose with _ Mr. _
_ Booze _ _ _ _ _
_ Don't mess around with Mr.
_ [Gb] Booze
[Db] Don't mess [Gb] with [Db] Mr.
Booze
That's what [Gb] he said now
[Db] Don't mess with Mr.
Booze
Oh, Mr.
Booze
Don't mess [Eb] with _ _ Mr.
_ [Ab] _ _ _ Booze
[Gb] _ _ _ [Dbm] _ _ [Gb] _ _ [Dbm] _
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_ [Gb] _ _ _ Oh [Dbm] yeah, oh