Chords for Fandom reacts to tf2 (the most fashionable faction)

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_ _ [C] _ [F] _ 3, 2, 1, [E] GO!
Watch out for scouts out in the [N] bow, Runnin' around bringin' bogs right down to your skull
Do you even know who you're talkin' to here?
I'm a streak of grease, layin' here keep fightin' for [A] years
I'm a stunner, [Gb] number [G] one runnin' gunner, I'll beat you, bring the heat, cause I'm a
sweet double [F] jumper, You think it's out of the trigger, but before
you get the [D] bullet, I'll make a zip, [E] a fizz, and I'll go into bed,
[Am] Just pull the time on it, like a racket, and [Em] I'll quote the freak [Am] around ya,
I'll be supersonic, cause [Em] the money rings [F] around ya,
I'm a death hammer, the sandman, I'm [Dm] the baddest in the badlands,
I'm a speed freak, and [E] I kill streaks of your blood, and it's [C] bang, bang!
I'm the demo, [G] as good as [Am] my ammo, Tyler's ripped the high one, gettin' [G] violent on the
[F] billows, The only thing but all I tell of [C] me would be
my [Dm] ammo, I read your thoughts, and [E] beat you to a puff,
I beat you to a [C] blub, I'm a pussy, and I'm with a knife through,
I'll find it on the way, I'll be spittin' flame and piss again,
Cause if I live another day, my liver may [Dm] go any way,
I'd rather go in [Bbm] glory to an [Eb] order, what [A] beginning?
Ass off of my heart, like a sulfur on my heart,
Guess something's buttons gonna [Em] tear you [F] apart,
I am sure that the same corpse that never did dwell,
Or they're gonna have to [E] pull you back together in [G] hell,
Boom, headshot, boom, [A] headshot, you're, it's gotta know,
A [F] red clock, bring it to a dead stop, leave you with you [D] head popped,
Another [E] target on my list, I could be [A] kicked off,
Cause I'm an issued non-busy-sleigh, efficient, revival,
Just my [Em] rifle is set to just [Fm] a vis,
And when it comes to assassins you could say I'm high [D] caliber,
If I gank your mama's kitty from your head, look at [Am] this gal in back
Then most immensely, I'll take it down like cattle when my trooper types [Em] people playing Bloodborne on [F] the levelments
Sprite, I'm rying for you, even though I know [D] what's happening
Places [Am] are starting to wipe the trooper wearing hats again
If you're peeing red, or you're [Em] feeling blue
If you're on a bus, caps and [F] wear them too
If you like warfare, [Dm] a stylish headwear
[E] Well have we got the [Am] case for you
Though [G] there isn't any [Em] greater military millinery [G] [F] simulator
We fight all day to find out who's the most [E] fashionable faction in TF2
Listen up, cause I won't say it again
You better not be [B] sissies because war is not a game
Unless of course it's war games, then I'm all for games
But just keep it slow because no more [Am] redheads here ain't
I'm good at fighting, [Bm] and that's time too
I [Am] call him all he knows in the art of show [F] of foo
Way back in 1890 when I [Dm] met him one night
He said, oh he's really [E] cool, I'm the best in the [A] fight
Now I win all the fights, honey, [G] wherever I [Am] go
Get my rocky throat low, and feel his body
Now [Dm] the army told me that I was crazy
That I wrote this [E] song, so I'm clearly [A] a major
Gentlemen, [Em] it won't be [A] gentle when I speak into your base and steal [Em] the faces of your [F] helpless friends
Stealing your briefcase really was a [Dm] briefcase
You think you're [E] smart, but I have the [A] intelligence
Dear man, why'd you [Em] have to die [A] screaming?
I shoot you, take you, glue to take, but [Em] shoot for dry [F] cleaning
I'm not cheating, you ignorant [Dm] swine
I creep in and [E] sneak things right into your [C] spine
When I fight with my butterfly, it [G] stings like [C] a bee
So tonight, tell your mother hi, [G] give her a kiss [F] like me
I'm Devon L.,. with deadly flair, I'm everyone at any well But if you must awake, you are the [N] last you'll ever see I am a severe weapon, you shire I make [A] fury of babies [F] cry You are to win, [C] rule [Dm] one Go to much, like, [Am] not, maybe [Em] so, no need for [Bb] us Do an [Em] unwilling bid, [F] Natasha Fill your bed with holes, we [D] crush Leave you [E] cold, like snow, [Am] Natasha You're a gun, I [Em] punch more damage Chew you up, for a hundred [F] sandviches You cannot [Dm] hurt me Prove it, I'd like to [E] see you out of that You [Am] see the red, boy, you're feeling blue You want to bust [Em] cats and [F] wear them too If you like [Dm] warfare, establish headwear Well, [E] have we got the [C] gig for you Well, there [G] isn't any [Am] greater [Em] _ Military Millenary [F] Simulator We fight all day to find out Who's the most [E] fashionable faction in [C] TF2 Howdy the engineers in the field Farm boy charm with a [B] megaton wield I've got a [Am] cranium, bleach-wheeled [Bm] uranium To spin Eurofans with a weapons-out [A] wield I'm hot stuff, [Am] cuz I've a hundred degrees So if you [G] boil my blood, you'll get burned on [Fm] steam I'm overqualified to leave you nullified And [Dm] tell you a story how you better [E] run and hide or die by my [Am] machines Just a friendly [Em] MG, [Am] prevention entry With a [G] deadly sentry It's a [F] magical problem, I sold my skill mount And the only thing higher than [E] my IQ is my [Am] kill count _ _ [G] _ [Am] _ _ _ [G] _ [F] _ _ _ [Dm] _ _
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_ [Am] _ Why, I've been [Db] looking all over for you! [A] I've heard all of your [F] praises for the archmage and [Dm] his work! Now you cannot [E] forget about the people at the [Bb] Colony! Or are you [N] aware of that? What is it, headache? You better call genetic, or you won't get _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [G] _ _
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aesthetic [Am] relief! Oh, I'm sorry, sir. My aesthetics are turning. Is it purpose in your [Em] sternum is stricken? For [Am] I was working for the King of Bloody Dhabas for the [F] lovely aesthetic! You crash your knees? [C] Well, it seems [D] to me you need [E] aggressive exploratory [Am] surgery. See, I may have a little uncertainty, but with ancient [Em] specimens, there [F] may at least be point of my chirringis. Is that your eye, [Dm] mate? to finally be able [E] to share it with you all. [A] Be [Em] sure to check out Harry's channel for the [Am] alternate ending, and if you enjoyed, make [G] sure you [F] subscribe, like, comment, ring the bell, [Dm] and capture the [E] intelligence! [Am] In the _ [G] meantime_ The enemy [Am] have taken our intelligence. [G] Yep, [F] yep, I gotta go. _ [Dbm] Come here, girl. _ Come to [B] the [E] back. _ _ _ Track some [Abm] beat. You see [Dbm] what you're working with? _ Look at those [B] fans. _ [E]