Chords for Fantômas full band interview 12.18.1999 (St. Louis - Mississippi Nights)

We're talking shit.
What do you want to know you're gonna get out of shit Wow?
_ _ Talk to shit about all these bands
Talking it all _ we talking shite.
Well.
I don't know maybe I got it.
They just make spaces
_ _ Yeah, we got a [Abm] bunch _ of music and I thought about who I wanted to [Gb] have play
_ _ [N] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ No major theory is groundbreaking this is _ _ _ _
Fucking _ [G] _ interview you are [Abm] _ _ relax stealing the thunder as usual [N] mr.
Techno _ _ _ _
[D] I'm the I guess the [E] songwriting how did that come like [Abm] as far as your actual music or did everyone contribute?
Wrote it like in my basement recorded it [D] sent these guys a tape
Laughs their asses off.
[Bb] Hey.
How did you like rewrote it?
_ [C] Again, it's kind of a you know _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [N] _ _ _
[Bb] _ _ _ _ [N] Turn _ _
_ _ _ [Gb] me on
[F] _ _ _ _ _ [D] Yes _ _ _
[Bb] _ _ _ Except for 22 _
_ [Ab] Yeah, there's a couple of [Dm] rare exceptions a couple [Ab] cover songs thrown in there and that's the show _ _
Incredibly [E] like a [Eb] wet diaper _
[Bb] _ Mud puddle you [G] have to understand
[Bb] Even as [N] underground shows you still get a large percentage of tire iron wielding troglodytes _ _
It's hard to get around it very true a lot of Neanderthals
Unfortunately, we can't hand pick an audience if we could it would all be supermodel millionaires _ _ _ _ _
Instead we get metal guys
_ And the other thing that really [Abm] weirds me out about this whole band is we never get single women at the show ever
[N] It's always girls in tow
Or girls getting steered
It's weird weirds me out.
It's very weird.
Nobody told me about this girls on leashes.
It's very strange
Very women must be simple tanks.
That's what it is.
Women are simple
_ _ _ _ Anyway _ _ enough of that.
All right.
Yeah, [Ab] it's very strange _
[Gb] _ _ _ [G] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ I
Not what they're [Ab] expecting
Yeah, watch [Ebm] out
approach with [Bb] caution
_ If you [E] do that, you probably will like it.
[N] There's enough on there even for a troglodyte to grab on to tire iron _ _
_ _ [C] So _ _ _ [N]
there's enough in there to please even the most discriminating troglodyte _
_ [Fm] [F] But if that troglodyte is coming to hear Slayer [D] or the Melvins or mr.
[Gb] Bungle he's gonna leave a very unhappy troglodyte
[D] As long as you buy this shirt, [Bb] who cares?
_ _ [C] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ Yeah, _ _ _ _ oh the [N] pH yeah, we can't talk about that as bad luck to even talk about [C] it
It's kind of like, you know the word fat the way it became cool to say fat if [Bb] there's a pH on it
Like [Ab] when you say any better [Am] is fat
[Bb] _ You [D] say FAT that's kind [Ab] of an insult, but he's a little fat.
That's really cool.
[Gb] Any better [Eb] is fat
We were [E] afraid of being too.
[Eb] It's just I think it's bad luck
So it's to pop.
It's to [N] pop.
It's too mainstream with underground bands.
So [Bm] we want them
_ See the [Gb] problem with fat pH fat [Bb] is it gets too many pelvises moving and we can't have any of that in no dancing
[D] I thought it'd be a great [Gb] challenge.
Yeah, I took it ran with it
Destroyed [N] it smashed it and he's been laughing at it ever since I loved it
The moment I heard it I knew where he was going and what he wanted to do
_ _ _ Deliver what he did
_ _ I
Figured if I could stay on if [A] I could be on [Ab] stage and yell Slayer at Dave Lombardo all night
[Gb] That's be my dream come true [N] between songs, you know _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [Bb] _ _ _ [Ab] That's realistic goal [N] easy easy _ I get paid to do it
_ _ _ _ _ All _ _ _ about the money
All about the _ Benjamins.
I never liked it from the very beginning
_ [G]
Yeah, [Gb] _ it's good basically buzz just does it for the for the [Bb] smash it
[Gb] Chicks and boy my disappointment
_ [Bb]
So what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna expand [N] my range to include fat metal guys as sexual partners
_ And I think I'll do all right at our shows.
Yeah
This would be the best tour to break out of the closet exactly just like go for the go team.
Why not?
Don't knock it till you tried it.
Why not?
Maybe I'd love it easy pickings
_ _ [D] _ _ [Bb] Records _ [Ebm] tours _ _
[N] Yeah _ _ _ _ _ vague plans I want to record something if I can find the time sometime next year
[G] And I want to record to be totally different.
I'm gonna do a bunch of print songs [Gb] trying to get some chicks at the shows
_ _ _ [Gbm] [Gb] Oh actually we're gonna that's the future we're gonna redo the love sexy [Bb] album
_ [Gb] _ That's _ your _ _ _ _ little artist _ _ _ _ _ Yeah
_ _ [N] Shrimpy, I think you think he rides me you think Prince rides pretty tall in the saddle.
What do you think? _
_ Sporting it big one.
Thank you.
Please is the ladies
I'd say he's got the he's got horse goods down there.
I don't know any guy that wears more makeup than his girlfriend
No, I don't know
Whatever yanks your crank I guess
Prince though
_ _ See I told you we'd never shut up _ _ _
_ _ _ I'd like to say I'd like to [Ebm] say to everyone out there _ eat some shit _
[Ab] _ [Gm] Because a million flies can't be wrong
[D] _ _
[Eb] Exactly
That's my closing comment.
[C] _ [Gb] Hi, I'm Dave.
I'm Trevor.
I'm [G] Mike.
I'm buzz
[N] We're fan Tomas and we're all lepers
So are you because you're watching? _
leper vision
_ _ In lepers ville,