Chords for Farmer Dan Seven Old Ladies Stuck In The Lavatory

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[Bb] _ _ _ _ [Eb] Oh _ dear, what can the matter be?
[Gm] Seven [Fm] old ladies [Bb] got stuck in the [Eb] lavatory.
They were there from Monday to Saturday.
[Fm] _ _
[Bb] Nobody knew [Eb] they were there.
_ _ _ The first lady in was the _ minister's daughter.
_ [Fm] She was within for [Bb] an hour and a quarter.
_ [Eb] She was so skinny, her bum touched the water.
_ [Fm] Nobody _ [Bb] knew [Eb] she was there.
_ _ _ _ Oh _ dear, _ [Cm] what can the matter be?
[Fm] Seven old ladies got [Bb] stuck [Ab] in the lavatory.
[Eb] They were there [Gm] from [Cm] _
Sunday to Saturday.
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Nobody [Bb] knew they [Eb] were there.
_ [Bb] _ _ [Eb] The next old lady was poor Mrs.
Murray.
[Fm] Her backside was hot, she [Bb] had eaten a curry.
But [Eb] when she got there, it was too late to worry.
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Nobody [Bb] knew she [Eb] was there.
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Oh dear, _ [Cm] what can the [Eb] matter [F] be?
Seven old [Eb] ladies were [Bb] locked in the [Ab] lavatory.
[Eb] They were there from Monday to Saturday.
[Fm] _
Nobody [Bb] knew they [Eb] were there.
_ The _ third lady in _ was old Mrs.
Humphrey.
[Fm] She sat down, tried [Bb] to make herself comfy.
[Eb] She tried to get up, but she couldn't get her bum free.
[Fm] But nobody [Bb] knew she [Eb] was there.
_ [Bb] _ _ _ [Eb] Oh _ dear, _ [Cm] what can the [Eb] matter be?
[F] Seven old [Ab] ladies got stuck in the lavatory.
[Eb] They were there from [Cm] Monday to [Eb] Saturday.
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Nobody [Bb] knew they [Eb] were there.
_ [B] _ _ [E] The next old lady was old Mrs.
Kipper.
[Gbm] When she [Gb] got in there, [B] they had run out of paper.
_ [E] What did she do?
She used a pot stripper.
_ [Gb] _
Nobody [B] knew she [E] was there.
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Oh dear, _ [Dbm] what can [B] the matter [Gbm] be?
Seven old [B] ladies got stuck in the [Gbm] lavatory.
[E] They were there from [Dbm]
Monday to [E] Saturday.
[Gbm] _
Nobody [B] knew they [E] were there.
[B] _ _ The [E]
fifth old [B] lady [E] was poor Mrs.
Mason.
[Gb] She couldn't get in all the way, so [B] she had to use the basin.
[E] Sure that was [B] the water, [E] Mrs.
Morney washed her face.
[Gb] But nobody [B] knew she [E] was there.
_ [B] _ _ _ [E] _
Oh dear, _ [Dbm] what can [B] the matter [Gbm] be?
Seven old [E] ladies [B] got stuck in the [A] lavatory.
[E] They were there from Monday to Saturday.
[Gbm] _
Nobody [B] knew they [E] were there.
_ [C] _ _ [F] The last old lady was old Mrs.
Brewster.
[Gm] She couldn't quite see [C] as well as her rooster.
[F] She sat on the handle, and she caught a queer booster.
[Gm] Because nobody [C] knew she [F] was there.
_ _ _ _ Oh _ dear, _ [Dm] what can the [C] matter [Gm] be?
Seven old ladies [C] got stuck in the lavatory.
[F] They were [E] there [Dm] from Monday [C] to Saturday. _
[F] Nobody knew they were there. _ _ _ _
Oh dear, _ [Dm] what can the matter [G] be?
Seven old [C] ladies got stuck [Bb] in the lavatory.
[F] They were there [D] from Monday to Saturday.
[Gm] _
Nobody [C] knew they [F] were there.
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Nobody _ [C] knew they were there. _ _ _
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