Fat Sweaty Betty Chords by Insane Clown Posse

[G] _ [D#] Why don't [C#] you go into the next [D] room and [G#m] start getting [C#] undressed?
What's your question?
[D#] _ Why don't [C#] you go into the next room and start [D#] getting [N] undressed?
_ What, what, what?
I'm sweating, [F#] baby!
The bitch ain't nothing [C#] new!
Her lies used to babysat me back when we were still [D#] single!
We'd go to [C#] the playground, do the skating [G#] thing,
And we'd go under the bleachers, then she'd let me hit the snake miller!
She moved [C#] across town and never came [D#m] back!
Until the other [C#] day I seen her at the chicken shack!
[D#] She said her name [C#] was Betty, I can't [N] believe this shit!
The sexy little girl is now a fat sweaty bitch!
She said, [D#] hey Jay, tell me how you've been?
She had a piece [C#] of cheeky gizzard stuck to her chin!
[D#] I told her, hold [C#] still!
Then flicked it off [N] her face and said,
Betty, oh Betty, what you say we leave this place?
I took her back, took a grip, and hid it all night!
I let my fingers run across her pimple cellulite!
It was nasty, but I don't let it bother me!
She rolled over and fucking knocked the wind out of me!
[G#] I couldn't breathe, she wouldn't stop, I'm [D#] almost dead!
I took [C#] the lamp and busted out [N] her fucking head!
We got [Fm] dressed, I gave her little kiss [A#m] goodbye!
Fat sweaty Betty, my back's sweating, perking pie!
Betty, oh Betty, what _ you say [F] we leave this place?
[N] I took her back, took a grip, and hid it all night!
_ _ _ _ _ I let my fingers run across her pimple cellulite!
It was [C#] nasty, but I don't let it bother me!
Fat fatty, drop a shit, [D#m] people call Betty!
Flat's a fat, [C#] on the back a neck, sweaty!
[B] _ Burning [C#] out a nose all over her lips!
[D#] Can't tell the [C#] difference from her titties [D#] to her hips!
But what [C#] for it, cause I wanna [D#] see the necks!
I had to see the [A#m] cat, bitch easy [C] to the tit!
[D#] And take my bike to [C#] her house!
Hey yo, baby, [Cm] let me [D#] in, I'm packin' some [C#] snack cakes, bitch, let me in
_ _ I can [D#] hear it comin' down the stairs, she open up [C#] the door and I'm [Cm]
motherfuckin' [D] underwear
_ [D#] [C#] Shit, fuck that, I'm turnin' back, [D#] we know the [C#] door's shut, ain't she goin' for the [G#] cake snack?
I said [C#] relax, ho, I'm here, I'm busyness, you can have the candy first, she gotta weigh her things
I need a favor, [N] come on, baby, drop them drawers, ah, I knew it, Betty head falls
Oh _ [C#] no, here come [D#]
that attic from the top of [C#] the dresser with the Yokozuna [C] splash
[D#] I wish I never [C#] came, oh boy, [D#] do I wish, fat sweaty [C#] Betty, this way [Gm] to bed, [C#] bitch
Oh, I'm gonna get some happy _
[G] shortfall, oh my God, I'm gonna [C#] get my ass _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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