Chords for Father John Misty rates the Red Hot Chili Peppers, marriage and smartphones

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_ I think egomania is due for a renaissance.
_ Everybody's so hung up on being pretentious
or whatever, and humility,
shit's so boring, underrated.
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_ _ _ [F] _ _ _ [N] I mean, I've flown in first class so few times,
_ I don't really know, but I'd love to be that guy,
smartphone, sitting in _ first class,
you know, you do the first class kind of thing
where they're on their phones
and then every person that walks in, they _ _ _ _ go_ Oh, yeah.
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[N] And you make _ direct, dead, low-frequency eye contact.
They're just looking right through you.
I'd love to do that. _ _
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_ Underrated.
_ _ _ People don't have enough self-control these days.
Yeah, I mean, people can barely walk past a Chipotle. _ _ _ _
_ Yeah, underrated.
Pull it together, people, have some fucking [Eb] dignity. _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [N] _ I think most _ _ people's idea of authenticity
is pork pie hats and vests and banjos and whatever else.
But, I mean, real authenticity is just empathy,
because everyone views their own experiences
as being the gold standard for authenticity.
If you can [C] empathize with people
and make them feel like what you're talking about
is somehow _ reflective of their own experiences,
then you've won their vanity
[Eb] and thus achieved authenticity, for sure. _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [F] _ _ I'm not sure I even know what a [G] pork pie hat is.
I was just going to say that.
I don't know what a pork pie hat is.
I mean, pork pie is [E] pretty damn good, though.
I mean, I don't know if you need a hat to really enjoy it, but_
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_ [N] _ _ Underrated.
Underrated, definitely.
Everything else around that time was so joyless
_ _ and authenticity-themed.
But they were truly authentic.
They're misunderstood.
_ I think Anthony Kiedis has way more of a sense of humor about
this whole thing than anyone gives him credit for.
Yeah, and John Frusciante's a genius.
John Frusciante's [Eb] a genius.
Underrated.
Deal with it. _ _
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There's definitely going to be one or two generations from now
that are like, want to see my impression of my parents?
Ooh! _
_ _ [E] Easy.
I think we're headed for [N] that.
But everybody talks shit on the Smartphone.
I mean, it's part of _ how we give ourselves permission
for using them all the [G] time.
But, I mean, we met on Tinder. _
So, I mean, _ _ _ _ Tinder's pretty cool.
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I don't know how to talk about marriage.
I mean, I know how to talk about our marriage.
I think we both _ enjoy our marriage.
Yeah, and it's probably_
I would never submit our marriage to _ this twisted game.
Ha ha ha!
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