The Ideal Husband Chords by Father John Misty

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_ _ _ _ [G] _ Julian, _ [Gm] he's gonna take [D] my file. _ _
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[Gm] Every _ _ _ _ [Dm] _ woman that I've slept with, [G] every friendship I've neglected, _ [Bb] didn't call when Grandma [A] died.
[D] I spend my money getting drunk [E] and high.
I've done things _ unprotected, _ [D] proceeded to drive home wasted.
[E] More things to win over soup late.
[Dm] I've said awful things, such awful [Bb] things. _ _
_ _ _ [G] And now, _ _ _ _ now [Gm] it's out. _ _
_ _ _ [G] And now, _ _ _ _ _ [D] now it's out. _ _
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_ _ [F] _ [G] Julian, _ _ _ he's gonna take [D] my file. _ _
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_ _ _ _ [Bb] _ Telling people jokes to shut [G] them up. _
Presenting [D] people that [Bb] I love.
Sleeping till 2 then doing [G] shit.
Should stay in bed and later [Bb] lie about it. _
Obsessing over gray [G] hair.
Knowing just what people wanna [Bb] hear.
Binging on undone [Gm] detention.
[G] I've said awful things, such [Bb] awful _ things. _
_ _ _ [G] And now, _ _
_ [Gm] _ now it's out. _ _
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_ _ _ [Gm] _ I came by at [Dm] 7 in the morning.
[G] 7 in the morning, 7 in [D] the morning.
[Gm] I came [Dm] by at 7 in the morning.
[G] I said, baby, I'm finally [Dm] succumbing.
Said something dumb like I'm tired of running.
[G] Tired of running, tired [D] of running.
[Gm] _ Let's put a baby [D] in the oven.
[G] Would not make _ ideal husband.
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Oh, [Dm] oh, [D] _ oh, _ _ [Dm] oh, _ [G] _ oh, [D] oh, oh, oh, _ _ _ _ _ _ _ oh. _ _ _ _ _
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