The Memo Chords by Father John Misty

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_ [G] I'm gonna [C] steal some bed sheets [F] _ from an _ [C] amputee _
_ I'm gonna mount them on a _ [G] canvas [D] in the middle of a [G] gallery _
I'm [F] _ gonna tell [Fm] everybody [B] it [A] was painted [G] by a [D] _ chimpanzee
[Am] But just [Em] between you [D] and me, _ [G] here at the cultural low-water mark
If it's fraud or art, they'll pay [C] you to believe _ _ _ _ _
I'm gonna take five young [F] dudes from white [C] families _
I'm _ gonna mount them on a billboard [D] in the middle of the [G] country _
I'm [F] _ gonna tell [Fm] everybody they sing [Am] like angels with whiter [D] teeth
But _ [Am] just [G] between you [D] and me, they're just [G] like the ones before
With their standards [B] low, another concert-goer will pay [C] you to believe _ _ _ _ _
[F] Oh, caffeine in the morning, _ [C] _ alcohol at night _
_ [F] _ Cameras to record you and [C] mirrors to recognize
_ And [E] as [Am] the world is getting smaller, [G]
small [D] things take up all your time _ _
[Am] Narcissists would have had a field [G] day if [D] he could have got online
And friends, [G] it's not self-love that kills you
It's when [Am] those who hate you [Em] are [D] allowed to sell you
[G] That you're a glorious shit, the entire [Am] world revolves [D] around
And that you're [G] the eater, no, not the eaten
But that your [Am] hunger [Em] will only [D] cease
If you [G] come binge on radiant blandness at [Am] the [Em] disposable [Am] _ [D] fee _ _
_ [F#] _ _ _ [F#m] _ _ _
Just _ [Am] quickly, _ [F] _ how will you rate yourself?
In _ terms of sex appeal and cultural _ _ _ _ _ [Dm] _
significance
_ _ [F] _ Do [A#] you usually _ [Gm] listen to _ [A#] music [C] like this?
[Fm] _ Can [A#] we recommend [Gm] some similar _ _ [A#] _ _ _
[Fm] artists?
_ _ _ [Gm] Are you feeling depressed?
_ _ [G] _
But your feedback's [F#] _ important _ to _ _ _ [Fm] _ _ us
[F] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [C] _ [G] Gonna buy [C] myself a sports [F] team and put them [C] in a pit
I'm _ gonna wage the old _ [C#] crusade [D] _ against [G] consciousness _
All [F] _ I need's a [Fm] couple winners to [Am] get every loser [Em] to fight [D] in it
Keep the golden [Am] calf, just need the [D] bullshit
And _ _ they won't [G] just sell themselves into slavery
_ They'll get on their knees and pay you to [C] believe _ _ _ _ _ _
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