Chords for Fatty McGee

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This month has been such a pain, man.
We just had a cluster week ago.
Now we gotta take another one tomorrow?
Just stop, and it counts for 80% of our grades.
Well, we better study our butts off.
Well, we came to the right place, the ever so quiet library.
Okay, enough talking, let's study, Brett. _ _ _ _ _ _
Uh, um_
Oh, no.
Fatty McGee is coming.
We'll never get any studying done with him in the library.
_ _ _ _ Oh, God, he's taking the stairs.
That means he's gonna be way out of breath. _ _ _ _
_ Oh, _ _ _ _ no, he's gonna sit with us.
_ _ _ Hey, fellas.
_ _ _ Studying for the big test? _
Uh, yes, Fatty, we were.
_ _ Great, I'll join ya. _ _ _ _ _ _
Hey, Fatty, why don't you go to the bathroom and catch your breath?
No, no, I'm catching it.
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Okay, okay, Fatty, but try to keep the wheezing level down.
We gotta concentrate.
Sure, no problem.
_ _ _ _ _ Oh, man. _ _ _ _ _ _
This test accounts for 80% of our grade, you know. No! _ _ _
Yes, Fatty, we know, we just said that. _ _ _
Fatty, please keep it down. _ _ _ _
_ Is he sleeping?
_ No, it's his deviator septum.
Seriously, Fatty, keep the breathing down. _ _ _ _
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_ _ Jeez, Fatty, come on, what's wrong with you? _
I'm trying. _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ Fatty, you know what's gonna happen.
Stop breathing so heavy, please, we gotta study.
_ _ _ Oh, no, that one's gonna [Ab] shoot.
_ _ _ _ [E] Fatty, the fire department thinks the fire [N] alarm went off again.
_ I'm sorry! _
Quiet, man the building!
Sorry, fireman Ray, it's not the fire alarm.
Fatty McGee, is that you again?
_ Yes. _
Sorry.
Didn't we tell you not to take the stairs anymore?
But I like the stairs.
Why?
They're fun.
_ Oh, Fatty McGee, you're the fattest. _
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