Chords for Fear of Pop f/ Ben Folds & William Shatner - "In Love" (Live on Conan)

My next guests are here to perform a one-of-a-kind collaboration that can only be found on the new album, Fear of Pop.
Please give a warm welcome to Fear of Pop featuring Ben Folds and William Shatner. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ [Em] _ _ _ _ _
[G] _ _ _ _ I [A] remember [B] the night we [D] met, _ the night [A] we sat _ entwined [D] under summer skies.
[B] _ I looked into your eyes, [Em] _ you looked into mine.
You said, _ _ [G] you're not like the rest.
_ _ [A]
And I [D] nodded, _ [G] no one understands [A] me.
You said, [G] and I nodded [E] once again, [F#m]
as if to agree that all [E] men are indeed [Bm] the same.
[Em] Somehow, you said, [G] you're different.
_ _ [D] Tell _ [A] me, [D] please, love, _ _ _ _ _ _ _ if I [A] may [E] say so. _ _
_ _ _ [G] _ For months on end, I [D]
maintained a [G] veneer of sincere [D] interest, as if I were listening.
[G] _ As you relived [D]
every page of [Em] self-help and new age that you had read, and_
_ _ [G] _ _ _ [D] I went in for [A] the kill.
_ _ [G] _ I'd read the same [A] books.
_ I [D] learned to hate the emotions of a sensible human being.
[Em] _ And we were, oh, so happy.
But [G] _ you found things to [D] fix, [A] and I knew [G] it was time to move [A] on.
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[A] _ _ _ [B] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [G] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [B] _ [G] So now you have me completely figured out.
_ [E] You feel sorry [G] for me.
_ I can't express my feelings.
I can't tell the truth.
[D] _ We are all alike.
At _ [G] _ _ puberty, I was sworn to secrecy by the International [D] Brotherhood of Lying Fickle Males.
I can't tell you anything, and I can't commit.
You're right, I can't commit.
To you. _ _ _ _
_ [G] _ _ I will [D] always treasure our time together.
_ I don't feel enough of anything to harbor the kind of disdain that you'll maintain.
You painted me into what [Bm] you want to [B] see, [G] but _ you [D] will never know me.
_ _ [G] _ _
_ [D] _ _ _ _ [G] You _
_ [D] _ _ _ _ [A] _ _ _
_ _ will never know me.
_ _ [G#] Everybody _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
can sing Ben Folds, William Shatner.
We'll be right back.
Stick around.
_ _ [B] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [G] The biggest star [A#] party of the year.
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_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [C#]
All [G] right, everybody, we are back, and I am sitting here with William Shatner and Ben [C#m] Folds.
Thank you guys very much.
That was terrific.
[G#] Thank you very much for doing that.
_ Some questions arise.
Are you touring with the band right now?
Are you guys on the road?
Are you_
No, no, no.
This is the Conan O'Brien opening.
This is it?
Now you're going to do this other places now?
Where are you going to go?
This is it.
This is our world tour.
We'll have the Black Shirts' world tour.
This will be a popular piece of videotape then.
[G] _
I'm curious.
There's a famous [N] performance that you did of Rocket Man, which would have been [B] in_
What year was that?
Was that 19_
I don't [G#] remember.
Long time ago.
77_
Why even say it?
_ _ _ [F#] _ _ [E]
77.
Definitely 77.
Did [D] you see [Em] William Shatner do that?
Did you see that tape at [D] all, Ben?
Is that what made you think_
Or no, this was something_
No, I just got that in the mail [F#] recently.
No, I've [C] got his old album, [D] Transform Man.
Had it since I was a kid.
That's right.
That's right.
He's got a wild story as how he acquired the album.
How did you get the album?
Yard sale.
[Bm] _ _ Well, that's a corker.
_ _ _ [D] _ They don't get much [F#] wilder than that.
But he's from the deep south and that's wild.
The CD is called Fear of Pop, Volume 1, right?
Which is in stores now.
And we were thrilled that you guys could come and be here.
It was a terrific show.
[G#] We do want to thank them very much.
William Shatner, Ben Folds.
Let's have a hand for them.