Chords for Fifth Harmony ft. Kid Ink - Worth It PARODY

[D] _ _ [Ab] _ _ _ _ _ _
[G] _ [Ab] _ [G] _ _ [C] _ [Cm] This song's totally worthless It's so generic
_ [Ab] It's got stale lyrics [Cm] And derivative music
[Abm] [C] Talk dirty, have you heard it?
[Ab] This song's just like it Why the hell are we dancing
[Gm] [C] In front of the stock markets?
[G] Okay, this song also sounds a whole lot like proper
Cross with an old Jewish wedding song
I [Dm] look like it's [G] brown on crack With these scary face [B] tags
[Cm] Like I just got out of prison, prison, prison, prison, prison
These girls' [G] choreography's shitty, shitty, shitty, shitty, shitty
[Cm] I can't watch it no more Right now you're probably [G] asking why?
My [Cm] voice is low, then it goes really high _
[G] And why I'm kicking the sky?
Can you stop?
Your hair went in my eye!
I'm the tallest in the band But believe, we can [Cm] still remain _
[G] If you wonder if I can [Ab] Go ahead, just ask his phone name
I am having trouble getting [Eb] these glasses off my [Cm] face
I am the black girl in the group [Bb] We've got one girl from [Eb] every race
[Ab] Nuh-uh, you don't have an [Eb] Asian Ooh, we must have [Cm] faith
This white girl, we have her [G] leak Can't think though, she can be replaced
[Ab] This song's about how we're worth it Worth having sex with
As if we're harlots Or hookers trying to get rich
But in this thing we're acting Like powerful women _
Abusing these men [Gm] It doesn't [Cm] make any sense
[G] _ _
I am the cutest in the group And I got a smoke [Cm] in her body too
[G] But our stylist has no clue He dressed me in this unsexy suit
It's because in this vid [C] You play Wall Street executives
[G] Who came up with that concept?
I don't know, but it sure is stupid
[Ab] I am trying way too [Eb] hard to be sexy to young dudes
[Cm] I wink and flip my hair [Bb] around I do every cliche [Eb] move
[Ab] I want voices to say [Eb] I'm hot In the comments for this [Cm] vid
I look like Nicole [G] Scherzinger And Saint Malik had a kid
We're [C] the girl one direction _ [Ab] We're a collection _
Of past contestants The ex-factor [C] rejected
[Cm] But I got an erection First time I saw them
[Ab] And so I signed them [Eb] And now [C] they let me shag them
[Eb]
Okay, this song also sounds a whole lot like
Stop the music!
No kidding!
Bad kidding!
Your second verse is exactly the same as your first!
What's the point?
Get your lazy ass out of here!
_ God! _ _
And start the [Ab] video back up
We are suing you [Eb] Can't believe I've been harassed
[Cm] You made me squeeze your junk [Bb] And you stuck your golf club up my [Eb] ass
[Ab] This is unacceptable [Eb] behavior It cannot pass
[Cm] And I demand justice for [G] my clients and I want it back
[Ab] You can sue them penniless But they're now worthless
They lost all their cash [C] In the stock market
[Gm] Sorry guys, you're now homeless
[Cm] I [B] _
_ _ _ [C] _ _ _ told you guys we shouldn't have invested in Donald Trump!
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[N] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
For all the social [C] media stars who are in this video,
[Ab] you can check their [Eb] channels out over here, subscribe to all of them,
[Ab] or I never will make a parody ever again.
I might be serious.
Their links are also down below.
They got a bunch of social media [Eb] going on.
Get to all of it!
Don't [Cm] forget to get the original song on [G] iTunes.
You gotta support those girls.
There are five of them and they're homeless now.
You can get this song on iTunes by clicking the link down below or the link right above my head.
Yeah!
The winner of that signed picture from last video's Twitter username is right here.
Congrats!
This time, we are giving away another picture of the band signed by every member of the band.
Our band, not the real band.
All you gotta do for your chance to win this one-of-a-kind autographed masterpiece
is tweet this video with the hashtag, Bart Baker's Worth It Parody.
Until next time guys, I gotta get ready for my next parody,
so I'm gliding on out [N] of here!