FIGJAM Chords by Butterfingers

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[Bb] I woke up this [C] morning but I didn't [Bb] wake till the afternoon [C] because I slept in late [Dm] with
a great mental state [C] and a date with [Dm] density.
I rolled down the block [C] without a cop or even [Dm] scrutiny, let alone a reminder [C] me of giving
me a ticket.
[D] It's coming in the summer [C] and the weather's fucking [Bb] wicked, so I figured [Am] I'd be hitting
the beach, [Dm] looking skinny, dip a steady, [C] think it's nothing to eat.
[Gm] After half a pound of chips and I found a burger, was sitting on my ass like a council
worker, reminiscing about [C] being pissed off [Gm] about a house burning down to the ground and
being out on my ass.
[C] Before my change of [Bb] fortune, now I scored shoes, [C] don't get up before [Bb] noon.
[Eb] Said your mother's on the head of my knob [Bb] and it's better than heading [C] to my bed and
job [Eb] because the boss was a cock head when I was a clerk.
[Gm] So I clunked him and now I don't work, it's a beautiful day [C] and I can use the cliche because
I am the greatest, like Cassius Clay.
[Gm] I got the world at my feet [C] and my toe [Gm] jam's nasty, I've [C] done good [Gm] just asking, I wouldn't
give a shit about your corporate hierarchy.
I've done [F] good [G] just asking.
I [C] am the greatest, I'm the [Gm] most powerful, I [C] am the most beautiful motherfucking _ _ _ _ [G] _ _ [C] _ [Gm] _
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[Bb] man.
I rock around, I track [C] my songs, fucked off a bunch [Bb] of bongs, if you don't [C] like it, you
[D] can come see me on dick.
Cause I'm [C] hip hop all [Eb] the way to hip [Bb] hop, I get so [Eb] flaccid you'd think I'm drinking
[Gm] dip rock, but I'm shit [C] hot no matter how you look [Bb] at it, and my lyrics [C] make you wanna read
the [Bb] booklet, oh cause I'm cooking [Eb] it like the [Bb] Iron Chef, that's why [C] I'm deaf.
Now to the high [G] cliff, it's a fuck for chief, we can make this fuck [C] the never lack, it's
like a magic bag, it's intense, where the duck sucks and you suck it on a give a damn.
Fuck it on the dot, [F] they should call [Gb] me Edward [Gm] Scissorhands, give a head [C] to me and my associates.
Well I should see the [Bb] bloopers, smoke me a kip [C] off bitch, I'm from the [Bb] universe, which
side of town, [Eb] don't forget to write it [D] down.
What [C] the fuck, it ain't [Bb] gangster rap, think you're tougher [C] than you probably suffer, [Gm] rank
is cramp, and I'll [C] stank you to fuck right off, [Gm] professional fuck who's take one night off.
I'm evil lady with a rock [C] steady [Gm] microphone mastery, I am [Cm] the greatest, [Gm] _
I'm the most
powerful, _ _ _ [F] _ [G] _
I [C] am the most beautiful, [G] _ I am [C] the most beautiful motherfucking man.
_ I can't believe [Gm] how powerful I am, [C] oh you motherfucking [G] man.
[C] I can't believe how [G] powerful I am, [C] oh you [Gm] motherfucking man.
I [C] can't believe how [G] powerful I am, [C] oh you motherfucking man.
[G] I got this car, I'm driving far [C] without the help of [G] Rynoplasty.
Big Jim, [C] you come good, [Bb] just [G] ask me.
Getting nice and [C] a chop, but you can't [G] cost me.
Big Jim, [C] you come good, just [G] ask me.
I just had a feeling [C] with your mama and your [G] auntie.
Big Jim, [C] you come good, just [G] ask.
And they're coming back to [C] start with blue khaki tie Big jam!
My dick is bigger than a wing Where?
You can see my pee pee pee pee on the TV
If you are anything very sleepy
You heard it loud
[F] These cunts [Gb] need a shake [Gm] up
I'm a jet setter, go [C] get up
But I got a [Bb] thing that I just got a [C] death threat
[Bb] Over the phone, better go lay [Ab] low
On the ground like a billboard [Gm] Big jam!
Sure man, people wanna kill me
But I don't [C] let that bullshit threat [Gm] me
I'm at your [C] mama's if you wanna come and [Gm] get me Shady [C] fuck
I may be stuck [Gm] in a crazy situation
[Am] But I'm favored by [Bb] lady luck
You wanna [E] stop me?
You'd wanna do it [N] properly _ _ _ _ _ _ _