Chords for Finest Girl (Bin Laden Song)

_ _ _ _ _ [Am] _ _ _
[Bb] _ _ _ _ [A] _ _ _ [Dm] _
[F] Fine girl I ever met in my whole life
Wanna take a homemade from my [Bb] wife
She was a freak when she started [A] talking
[E] She said fuck me [Dm] like we fuckin' lied in
That [F] girl was a freak
[Bb] She said she want me to fuck her
Harder [A] than the military
[Dm] Fuckin' lied in
_ Fuckin' lied [F] in
_ Fuckin' lied [Bb] in
She wanted to fuck me
Harder [A] than the US government
[Dm] Fuckin' lied in
She said fuck me like we fuckin' lied in
She was a freaky kinda girl
[F] Kept up on current events from all around the [Bb] world
More specifically one event
That [A] time Osama bin Laden got shot in [Dm] the head
She said do me like that
But I couldn't track the metaphor
That [Am] said I can see you horny like a [Bb] stegosaur
That said again your request is so [Am] irregular
She put on a beard I started looking at the exit [Dm] door
Then a turban
Then a [F] tunic
She said invade my cave with your special unit
I [Bb] said he wasn't in a cave but there was no stopping
[A] She demanded that I fuck her like we fuckin' [Dm] lied in
_ Fuckin' [F] lied in
_ Fuckin' lied [Bb] in
She wanted to fuck me
[A] Harder than the US government
[Dm] Fuckin' lied in
This girl [F] requested intercourse too
Bringin' a climax [Bb] with the clinical efficiency
Of [A] the assassination
Of [Dm] bin Laden
[F] You're harboring a fugitive That ass
And my justice [Am] will be punitive
I'm [Bb] a smash
Night vision they can see us through my [A] GoPro
She tried to negotiate I say that's a no-no
Now [Dm] I'm creepin' in her bedroom like Go [F] go
She tells me to go low
Then looks down and says [Bb] I gotta terrorize that pussy
_ [A] Gotta terrorize that pussy
[Dm] So I did it
Improvise some crazy shit
[F] Seal team 69 sex a cute limit
She [Bb] said you finished me off now throw my body in the [A] ocean
I yelled Geronimo then took some pictures for post and
The [Dm] president called he said congratulations
Conner I said [Am] Mr.
President to what do I owe this honor
[Bb] He said go give me the dicks in the White House garden
[A] Now Casanova you fucked her like we [Dm] fucked bin Laden
_ Fucked bin [F] Laden
_ Fucked bin [Bb] Laden
Fucked bin Laden
I still can't say that I see the [A] appeal
But you wanted me to fuck her like we fucked bin [D] Laden
Oh this [Dm] girl insisted [F] that
The way we did it was merciless
And exact [Bb] just like the now world famous
Attack [A] that fucked Osama bin Laden
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