Chords for FINNEAS | CHICKEN SHOP DATE

_ Hello.
Hi, how are you today?
Oh, I'm great.
_ _ [Db] _ _ _ [Dm] _ _
[G] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ Cheers.
Cheers. _
[E] Very nice.
_ _ _ Is Phineas your real name?
It is, yeah.
It was the one I was born with.
I thought it might be like a stage name.
[Dm] There's a cartoon in America called Phineas and Ferb.
Does Phineas, the character, look like you?
_ [N] His head is a perfect triangle.
Okay, so close. _ _ _
_ _ _ _ Please enjoy the food.
I got you vegan nuggets and chips.
Chips are vegan.
Right.
_ Oh, we didn't get any sauces.
Is that okay?
I like everything sauceless.
So do I.
_ I'm very sauceless.
That's what people say about me.
Mm-hmm.
Bland.
[Ab] Yeah, I heard you were quite bland as well. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Has anyone ever said that you look quite British?
_ Yeah, I get that [Fm] all the time.
Why do you think [N] that is?
What do you think about me?
Is _ British looking?
I think your eyebrows are very British.
_ _ _ So you're here for James Bond? Yeah, correct.
So you're friends with Bond? _
No, I've never met Daniel.
No, I meant James Bond.
Oh, the character you meant?
If I'm friends with a fictional character that's not real?
Are you into [Eb] espionage? _ _ _
_ Am I into espionage?
Are you into spying?
_ I live in the United States.
There's a lot of mass [C] surveillance going on. _ _ _ _
_ Do you fall in love easily?
[E] Yeah, incredibly easily.
How long from meeting me did you fall in love?
[N] I feel like for you it's still_
it's taking a surprisingly long time.
_ _ _ Do you write a lot of love songs?
I [D] do write a lot of love [Ab] songs.
About?
Love, usually love.
_ _ [Gb] _ _
_ [C] _ Were [Db] you home [G]-schooled?
Yes.
[Em] So did you find it hard to meet girls?
[Eb] Yeah, _ the only one was a [Cm] sibling of mine.
[G] That was _ not an option.
I was going to ask if you have any siblings. _ _ _ _ _
_ _ How was the Met Gala?
The Met Gala was fun.
Was [E] anyone asking about me?
Yeah, Timothee Chalamet came up to me and was like,
I [E] _
just saw the_
I just was watching Chicken Shop Date
with Jack Harlow.
It's so [G] funny. _ _ _ _
Wow.
Did you give [Ab] him my number?
I don't have your number.
_ [Db] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[G] _ So apparently you [N] have synesthesia.
_ _ _ Yes.
So when I say the name Amelia,
what colour is coming up?
I don't know.
I've never thought about the [G] name Amelia. _ _ _
Think of a sort of a_
_ like a bone.
Like a colour_
The colour _ of bones.
Yeah, like that sort of cream white bone.
Well, that's good to know.
I've got bones.
Everybody has bones. _
_ _ _ _ _ We're so [N] similar.
Identical coloured eyes.
_ We do.
I feel like mine are a bit more green than yours.
Maybe we're cousins.
_ _ [Eb] Well, no, just don't shut it down.
I said [F] ask to shut it down.
_ _ _ [Db] _
So what's your [G] favourite memory from the 90s? _
_ _ Being born was good.
You were a very stressed child.
So [C] stressed.
Really?
Yeah, how about you?
I was always [Cm] _ _ _
stressed out.
I was [Gbm] nervous about things.
[G] I had a lot of existential dread.
[D] So did I.
I was always worried about [A] dying.
Me too.
When I had [E] my first loose tooth _
when I was four,
I remember my dad was like,
look at that, you're growing up!
And I immediately was like, this is the beginning of the end.
I heard that your feet smell.
Where [G] did you hear that my feet smell?
[A] From who?
From your [Db] sister. _
_ _ _ _ _ [N] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ Are you easy to reach?
Oh, absolutely.
I'm [G] very vehicle.
I'm hard to reach.
Really?
Like on purpose?
Yeah.
Because you [A] have a phone.
I do.
Yeah.
I'm on it.
[C] It's unbelievable that I'm hard to reach.
I'm on my [G] phone 23 hours a day.
That's literally all men.
So annoying.
Isn't that crazy?
They're literally on their phone 24 hours a day.
Never not on my phone. _ _
_ _ _ _ What's your email [Em] address?
At school I wanted my [E] email address to be _ _
[N] _ littledancingdonkey.
_ _ _ littledancingdonkey at hotmail.com
but they didn't have little dancing donkey
so I went with little dancing mule.
Mule?
What is a mule?
I don't even know.
Apart from a shoe.
I think it's a donkey.
No, I know, but it's [G] not a donkey.
[Em] You mean like a drug mule?
_ [G] _ Do [Ab] you think you've got cross traffic emails
that are like we're trying to [Gb] cross a couple of [Eb] kilos over the border?
[B] _ littledancingmule
[Eb] at gmail _ [A].com _ _ _
_ _ [Ab] So this is Daniel Craig's last film as Bond.
Do you think you might get the call?
I don't think so.
You never know.
I was hoping I would get the call.
Hello?
For James Bond?
I think you'd do much better than me. _ _
_ _ [Fm] Done.
Gone.
Baddie.
The [G] bad guy.
_ Sorry. _ _ _
_ _ _ _ So are you going to ask your girlfriend to marry you soon?
_ _ I don't know the definition of soon.
How soon is this coming out?
Like within a matter of weeks.
Yeah, so maybe not that soon.
Do you think this would jeopardize your chances with the proposal?
Yeah, [C] I think it's_
I'm concerned about this.
[A] _ _
_ [G] _ _ _ _ _ _
Okay, [Ab] well Phineas, it's been fabulous.
_ Thank you.
And all the best to you and your girlfriend. _ _ _ _ _ _
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