Chords for First Orgasm

It is a Thursday, _ _ I [G#] get up _ early _
[F#m] It is a _ challenge, _ I'm usually _ [D] lazy _ _
I make [A] some coffee, _ _ I eat [G#] some rice checks
And then [F#m] I sit _ down to check [D] my _ _ inbox
_ _ _ [G] I only read about it [D] _ too _
I _ _ _ [F#m] stare across the street and see [D] the churches and the blitz
_ [G] The first _ _ _ orgasm of [D] the _ morning _ _ _
[F#m] Is _ cold and hot [A]
as [D] _ _ hell _ _ _
_ [G] There won't _ be any second [D] _ _ coming _
As _ _ [F#] far as [F#m] I can [D] tell _ _
_ _ I arch [A] my back cause I'm very [F#m] _ [G#] close now
It's [F#m] very cold here _ by [D] the window
_ _ There are [A] some school kids yelling [G#] and running
_ I [F#m] _ barely _ _ notice that I am [D] _
coming
_ _ _ [G] The first _ _ _ orgasm of [D] the _ morning
_ _ _ [F#m] Is _ like a [A] fire _ [D] drill _
_ _ It's _ [G] _ nice _ to have a [D] little warning
_ _ _ _ [F#m] But _ not in _ jail
_ [D] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[F#m] _ _ I am [E] too busy to have [D] _ friends _ _ _ _
_ [F#m] A lover would [E] just _ complicate my [D] plans _ _ _
_ _ _ [G] So I will never _ look for love [D] again _
I'm _ _ _ _ [F#m] taking matters _ [E] into my own [D] _ _
hands
_ _ _ _ [G] I'm taking matters into my [D] own _ hands
_ _ _ [A] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [F#m] _ _
_ _ _ [A] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [F#m] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [A] _ _
Not _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
least _ a [F#m] _ _ _
week _ _ _ without _ _ sun
_ _ [D] _ _ _
_ Won't _ tell _ _ _ _ _ me [A] _ _ _
I've _ _ had the _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ start
Not _ _ least _ a [F#m] _ _ _
week _ _ _ [F#] _ _ without _ sun
[D] _ _ _ _
Won't _ _ tell _ _ _ me
_ _ _ _ Won't show _ _ _ _ _ _ _ me
_ _ _ Won't _ _ _ _ hold _ _ _ _ me _ _ _ _ _
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