I Wish I Had A Date Chords by Fishbone

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[C#] _ _ [A#] _ [C#m] I wish I had a day, [A#m] so I wear my suit and tie.
[C#m] Well, I wish I had a day [A#m] with a pretty girl of mine.
[C#] Well, I take [E] her out to dinner and I treat her good.
[A#m] I spend all my money on this minty vodka.
[C#m] I show up after all the rest of my friends.
[A#m] I'm not good looking when I least even [C#m] thinkin'.
I want to take a picture with my buddy Skate.
[A#m] I'll be in love with the picture thick.
[C#m] You know I am, but at least she'll [B] pretend.
_ [F#] _ _ [D#] _ [G#] _ [C#m] Well, I wish I had a pretty face.
[A#m] And a body for browsing fads.
Well, [C#m] if I didn't have a pretty face, well, God, [A#m] I'd be mad and down.
Yes, I'd take a [C#m] group of white knights.
And she'd ignore me just [A#m] a little, but not a lot.
And [C#m] she'd go for the tough guys and the [F] boomerang with the squad.
And from [E] the moment I said I'd get my back turned, she's making out [C#] in the parking _ [C#m] lot.
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[D#m] Well, I wish I had a day [B] with a lot of trouble and emotion.
Well, [D#m] I wish I didn't have a chump.
[B] Black as Ben Ali, Dr.
O'skin.
[C#m] But if you know I had a day, [A#m] and she wouldn't bet on me.
_ [C#m] _ Coward, cowabunga, [A#m] yeah, man.
E [C#m].T.
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[C#m] Well, I wish I had a day.
Well, [A#m] I wish I had a day.
[C#m] Well, I wish I had a day.
Well, [A#m] I wish I had a day.
[C#m] Well, I wish I had a day.
Well, [A#m] I wish I had a day.
[F] Well, I wish I had a day.
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