Chords for Fistfight At A Vegan Brunch- Steve Poltz
Tempo:
115.6 bpm
Chords used:
G
C
D
A
F
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
Hey, I'm in Melbourne, Australia fistfight at a vegan brunch.
I was driving through Tempe, hungry for some tempe, looking for some [D] vegan fare.
When I found me some Satan in the distance I heard Satan [A] music being [D] cranked through the air.
[C] Well along came a girl [G] to brighten up my world, she [D] started some trouble at the co-op.
[C] I'm a happy [G] hippie, I'd rather just say yippie, but [D] her boyfriend was as violent as a [G] meat-eating cop.
[C] [G] Fistfight at a vegan brunch, my nose was bleeding [A] from a yoga punch.
[C] Well damn, safer [G] staying home for lunch [D] than to eat a knuckle sandwich at the [G] vegan brunch.
She put Tofurky on her pita, [D] said her name was Rita, she was flirting by the carrot ginger pie.
I [G] grabbed some Asian fusion salad, sang her a sweet loving [A] ballad and her boyfriend rammed
his nose in mine.
[C] I said wait a minute [D] brother, I ain't looking for no other, you spilled tahini in my hemp [A] craft beer.
[C] A punch just started [G] flying and so I yelled that I was [A] flying when he kicked [C] me with his
charred [D] cheese fire.
[C] Fistfight [G] at a vegan brunch, [C] my nose was bleeding [D] from a yoga punch.
[G] Well damn, safer [G] staying home for lunch than [A] to eat a knuckle sandwich at the vegan brunch.
[F] Om [G] mani padme om, om mani padme om, om [C] [G] mani padme om.
[A#] Om [G] mani padme om, om mani padme om, [C] om [G] mani padme om.
[C#m] Om mani padme [D] om, om mani padme om, om [B] mani padme om.
[A] Well I went to a meditation just to [C] get some inspiration, [F] after I got [A] stitches [D] in my head.
[C] I chanted words [G] of peace and love, the birds were chirping high [A] above, I started to release
all of my dread.
[C] A pretty lady came to [G] me and said may I share your herbal tea, our hearts can join as one in [D] jubilation.
[C] Oh no my lady [G] can't you see I think I have [D] PTSD, I don't need a fight to break out at
[G] a ludus meditation.
[C] This fight at a [D] vegan brunch, my [C] nose was bleeding [D] from a yoga punch.
[C] Would have been [G] safer staying home for lunch than [A] to eat a knuckle [C] sandwich at [G] the vegan brunch.
[A] Next time I'll stay at home and [C] just eat [G] grapes for lunch.
[Gm] [G]
Yeah.
Hooray!
Woo! Woo!
Woo!
I was driving through Tempe, hungry for some tempe, looking for some [D] vegan fare.
When I found me some Satan in the distance I heard Satan [A] music being [D] cranked through the air.
[C] Well along came a girl [G] to brighten up my world, she [D] started some trouble at the co-op.
[C] I'm a happy [G] hippie, I'd rather just say yippie, but [D] her boyfriend was as violent as a [G] meat-eating cop.
[C] [G] Fistfight at a vegan brunch, my nose was bleeding [A] from a yoga punch.
[C] Well damn, safer [G] staying home for lunch [D] than to eat a knuckle sandwich at the [G] vegan brunch.
She put Tofurky on her pita, [D] said her name was Rita, she was flirting by the carrot ginger pie.
I [G] grabbed some Asian fusion salad, sang her a sweet loving [A] ballad and her boyfriend rammed
his nose in mine.
[C] I said wait a minute [D] brother, I ain't looking for no other, you spilled tahini in my hemp [A] craft beer.
[C] A punch just started [G] flying and so I yelled that I was [A] flying when he kicked [C] me with his
charred [D] cheese fire.
[C] Fistfight [G] at a vegan brunch, [C] my nose was bleeding [D] from a yoga punch.
[G] Well damn, safer [G] staying home for lunch than [A] to eat a knuckle sandwich at the vegan brunch.
[F] Om [G] mani padme om, om mani padme om, om [C] [G] mani padme om.
[A#] Om [G] mani padme om, om mani padme om, [C] om [G] mani padme om.
[C#m] Om mani padme [D] om, om mani padme om, om [B] mani padme om.
[A] Well I went to a meditation just to [C] get some inspiration, [F] after I got [A] stitches [D] in my head.
[C] I chanted words [G] of peace and love, the birds were chirping high [A] above, I started to release
all of my dread.
[C] A pretty lady came to [G] me and said may I share your herbal tea, our hearts can join as one in [D] jubilation.
[C] Oh no my lady [G] can't you see I think I have [D] PTSD, I don't need a fight to break out at
[G] a ludus meditation.
[C] This fight at a [D] vegan brunch, my [C] nose was bleeding [D] from a yoga punch.
[C] Would have been [G] safer staying home for lunch than [A] to eat a knuckle [C] sandwich at [G] the vegan brunch.
[A] Next time I'll stay at home and [C] just eat [G] grapes for lunch.
[Gm] [G]
Yeah.
Hooray!
Woo! Woo!
Woo!
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_ _ Hey, I'm in Melbourne, Australia fistfight at a vegan brunch. _ _ _
I was driving through Tempe, hungry for some tempe, looking for some [D] vegan fare. _
When I found me some Satan in the distance I heard Satan [A] music being [D] cranked through the air. _
[C] Well along came a girl [G] to brighten up my world, she [D] started some trouble at the co-op. _
[C] I'm a happy [G] hippie, I'd rather just say yippie, but [D] her boyfriend was as violent as a [G] meat-eating cop. _ _
[C] _ _ _ [G] Fistfight at a vegan brunch, my nose was bleeding [A] from a yoga punch.
[C] Well damn, safer [G] staying home for lunch [D] than to eat a knuckle sandwich at the [G] vegan brunch. _
_ _ _ _ She put Tofurky on her pita, [D] said her name was Rita, she was flirting by the carrot ginger pie.
_ I [G] grabbed some Asian fusion salad, sang her a sweet loving [A] ballad and her boyfriend rammed
his nose in mine.
_ [C] I said wait a minute [D] brother, I ain't looking for no other, you spilled tahini in my hemp [A] craft beer.
_ [C] A punch just started [G] flying and so I yelled that I was [A] flying when he kicked [C] me with his
charred [D] cheese fire.
_ _ _ [C] _ Fistfight [G] at a vegan brunch, [C] my nose was bleeding [D] from a yoga punch.
[G] Well damn, safer [G] staying home for lunch than [A] to eat a knuckle sandwich at the vegan brunch.
[F] Om [G] mani padme om, om mani padme om, om [C] _ [G] mani padme om.
_ _ [A#] Om [G] mani padme om, om mani padme om, [C] om [G] mani padme om.
_ [C#m] Om mani padme [D] om, om mani padme om, om [B] mani padme om.
[A] Well I went to a meditation just to [C] get some inspiration, [F] after I got [A] stitches [D] in my head. _
[C] I chanted words [G] of peace and love, the birds were chirping high [A] above, I started to release
all of my dread.
[C] A pretty lady came to [G] me and said may I share your herbal tea, our hearts can join as one in [D] jubilation. _
[C] Oh no my lady [G] can't you see I think I have [D] PTSD, I don't need a fight to break out at
[G] a ludus meditation. _
_ _ [C] This fight at a [D] vegan brunch, my [C] nose was bleeding [D] from a yoga punch.
[C] Would have been [G] safer staying home for lunch than [A] to eat a knuckle [C] sandwich at [G] the vegan brunch.
[A] Next time I'll stay at home and [C] just eat [G] grapes for lunch.
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[Gm] _ _ _ _ [G] _ _ _ _
_ _ Yeah.
Hooray!
Woo! Woo!
Woo!
I was driving through Tempe, hungry for some tempe, looking for some [D] vegan fare. _
When I found me some Satan in the distance I heard Satan [A] music being [D] cranked through the air. _
[C] Well along came a girl [G] to brighten up my world, she [D] started some trouble at the co-op. _
[C] I'm a happy [G] hippie, I'd rather just say yippie, but [D] her boyfriend was as violent as a [G] meat-eating cop. _ _
[C] _ _ _ [G] Fistfight at a vegan brunch, my nose was bleeding [A] from a yoga punch.
[C] Well damn, safer [G] staying home for lunch [D] than to eat a knuckle sandwich at the [G] vegan brunch. _
_ _ _ _ She put Tofurky on her pita, [D] said her name was Rita, she was flirting by the carrot ginger pie.
_ I [G] grabbed some Asian fusion salad, sang her a sweet loving [A] ballad and her boyfriend rammed
his nose in mine.
_ [C] I said wait a minute [D] brother, I ain't looking for no other, you spilled tahini in my hemp [A] craft beer.
_ [C] A punch just started [G] flying and so I yelled that I was [A] flying when he kicked [C] me with his
charred [D] cheese fire.
_ _ _ [C] _ Fistfight [G] at a vegan brunch, [C] my nose was bleeding [D] from a yoga punch.
[G] Well damn, safer [G] staying home for lunch than [A] to eat a knuckle sandwich at the vegan brunch.
[F] Om [G] mani padme om, om mani padme om, om [C] _ [G] mani padme om.
_ _ [A#] Om [G] mani padme om, om mani padme om, [C] om [G] mani padme om.
_ [C#m] Om mani padme [D] om, om mani padme om, om [B] mani padme om.
[A] Well I went to a meditation just to [C] get some inspiration, [F] after I got [A] stitches [D] in my head. _
[C] I chanted words [G] of peace and love, the birds were chirping high [A] above, I started to release
all of my dread.
[C] A pretty lady came to [G] me and said may I share your herbal tea, our hearts can join as one in [D] jubilation. _
[C] Oh no my lady [G] can't you see I think I have [D] PTSD, I don't need a fight to break out at
[G] a ludus meditation. _
_ _ [C] This fight at a [D] vegan brunch, my [C] nose was bleeding [D] from a yoga punch.
[C] Would have been [G] safer staying home for lunch than [A] to eat a knuckle [C] sandwich at [G] the vegan brunch.
[A] Next time I'll stay at home and [C] just eat [G] grapes for lunch.
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[Gm] _ _ _ _ [G] _ _ _ _
_ _ Yeah.
Hooray!
Woo! Woo!
Woo!