Chords for Five Iron Frenzy - Handbook for the Sellout

_ _ _ Yoshio Tako of Tokyo Television reports that an enormous gorilla has been captured and is being brought to Tokyo
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_ _ _ [A] _ Found a [C] way to draw the [C#] line between the world
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Faking your [A] identity
So did you think [C#] the word alternative was only meant for [E] the likes of you?
[B] _ Do you think that [E] they're too cool now?
_ [B] _ Being popular [E] is lame
_ _ [C#] _ You're the one who [F#] made them popular
[B] _ _ [D] _ _ Some just [E] do the [G#m] same
_ [A] You found them [C#] first, it made you stand apart, you know
Look at everyone, [E] jumped on the same bandwagon
[A] Making you an amateur
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Claiming for the mediocre
You were just a plain old joke
[E] In a status quo
[B] _ We made all [E] the men now
_ _ [B] _ If you break them, [E] do they bleed?
_ _ [C#] _ What's the point of [F#] playing what [B] they want?
If you all are [E] too picky
_ _ [A] Do [D] you remember [G]
where we [E] all came from?
[A] Do [D] you remember [G] what it's [E] all about?
[A] When [D] you made a [G] point to be [E] objective
[A] Before [D] you started [E] running out for the top
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_ _ _ [B] _ Something worth [E] being there for
_ [B] Just to be like [E] your old kind
_ _ [C#] In a status quo
We made [F#] all the men [B] _ _ [A] now
Who the hell are [E] you calling?
_ [A] Do you [D] remember [G]
where we [E] all came from?
[A] Do you [D] remember what [G] it's all [E] about?
[A] When you [D] made a point [G] to be [E] objective
[A] Before [D] you started [E] running out for the top
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