Chords for FivePenny Piece (Piddling Pete). The 1977 version you've all been waiting for.

_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ A famous dog once came to [Gb] town whose Christian name was Pete. _
_ [Ebm] In pedigree he was three foot long and [Bb] his looks were hard [Bb] to beat.
_ _ [Ebm] And as he sauntered down the roads was beautiful to see.
[B] _ [Abm] His work on every corner, _ _ _ his [Ebm] work on every tree. _ _ _ _ _ _
_ He watered every gateway, [Gb] he watered every post.
_ [Ebm] For fiddling was his masterpiece, yes fiddling [Bb] was his boast.
_ [Ebm] The city dog stood looking on in deep and jealous rage. _
[Abm] To see this simple country dog, _ _ _
[Ebm] the fiddler of the age. _ _
_ _ [Gb] Fiddling Pete, _ _ _ _ [Ebm] Fiddling Pete. _ _
_ _ [Abm] His work on every corner, _ _ _ [Ebm] his work on every tree. _
_ _ _ _ _ _ They skipped him over one by one, [Gb] they spelled him two by two. _
[Ebm] But no one would be denied, his name stood still [Bb] till they were through.
_ _ [Ebm] They snipped him over once again, their praise for him was high.
[B] _ [Abm] But when one snipped him underneath, _ _ _ [Ebm] Pete fiddled in his eye. _ _ _ _ _ _
_ Then just to show the other [Gb] dogs he didn't give a damn.
_ [Ebm] He sauntered into crotties and [Bb] fiddled on the ram.
[Gb] _ He fiddled [Ebm] on the onions, he fiddled on the floor.
[B] _
And [Abm] when our Eddie kicked him out, _ _ [Ebm] he whoopsied on the door. _ _ _
_ _ _ [Gb] Fiddling Pete, _ _ _ _ [Ebm] Fiddling _ Pete.
_ _ _ [Abm] His work on every corner, _ _ _ his [Ebm] work on every tree.
_ _ _ _ _ _ Behind him all the city [Gb] dogs debated what to do. _
[Ebm] So they had a fiddling carnival to see the [Bb] stranger through.
[Gb] _ [Ebm] They showed him all the fiddling force they knew around the [B] town.
[Abm] And started out with many winks, _ _ _ [Ebm] to where our hero Dow.
_ _ _ Pete was with them every [Gb] time with Bigger and with Them.
_ [Ebm] A thousand fiddles more or less were just [Bb] the same to him. _ _
[Ebm] On and on went Noble Pete with hind leg kicking [B] high.
_ [Abm] Most were lifting legs in bluff, _ _ [Ebm] or fiddling mighty dry. _
_ _ [B] _ _ [Gb] Fiddling Pete, _
_ _ _ [Ebm] _ Fiddling Pete.
_ _ _ _ [Abm] His work on every corner, _ _ _ his work [Ebm] on every tree.
_ _ _ _ _ On and on went Noble Pete, [Gb] he watered every sun hill. _
[Ebm] Till all the city fiddling chumps were [Bb] fiddled to a standstill.
_ _ [Eb] Then Pete and Exit Fish and gave [Bbm] on all the ways to [B] fiddle.
_ [Abm] Like little drips and little drops, [Eb] _ _ and then [Ebm] the fancy dribble. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
And all this time the [Gb] country dog did neither wink nor grin.
_ [Ebm] _ Galey fiddled out of town as he [Bb] had fiddled in.
[Gb] _ _ [Ebm] The city dogs said so long chump, you're [Eb] fiddling God as Pete.
[B] _ _ [Abm] And they have never seen the like _ _ _ of good [Eb] old Fiddling [B] Pete.
_ [Ebm] _ _ [B] _ _
[Gb] Fiddling Pete, _ _ _ _ _
[Ebm] Fiddling Pete. _ _ _ _
[Eb] [Abm] His work on every corner, _ _ _ [Ebm] his work on every tree. _ _ _
[B] _ [Abm] And they have never seen the like _ _ _ _ of good [Eb] old Fiddling Pete. _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [G] _