Chords for Flakes-FRANK ZAPPA

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They don't [E] do no good.
They never be working when they ought to should.
They waste [C#m] your time.
They're [B] wasting mine.
[G#m] California's got the most of them.
_ _ _ [F#m] Boy, they got a host of them.
_ _ Swear to God, they got the most.
And every [F#m] business [B] on the coast.
Yeah, swear to God, they got the most.
And every business on the coast.
They got the [A] brakes. _
_ _ _ [Em] They got the [Am] brakes.
You [E] can't fix your brakes.
You ask them, [D] where's my motor?
Well, it was [E] eaten by snakes.
You can stab and shoot [C#m] and spit.
[D] But they won't be [B] fixing it.
They're [G#m] lying and lazy.
_ _ _ [F#m] They can be driving you crazy.
_ _ _ [B] Swear to God, they got the most.
And every [F#m] business on [B] the coast.
Yeah, swear to God, they got the most.
And every business on the coast.
Make your way, [D] Bob. _
[E] I ask as nice as I [Em] could. _ _
If my job [G] would. _
Somehow [A] be finished [B] by Friday. _
_ _ [E] _ _ [D] Yeah.
Well, the whole damn [Em] weekend came and went, Frankie.
Wanna buy some Mendes bars?
You [D] know what?
They didn't do nothing.
[G] _ _
[A] But they charged me double for [B] Sunday.
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Now, you know, [E] no matter what you do.
[Em] _ _
They're going [D] to cheat and rob [G] you. _
And then [A] they'll give you a bell.
That'll get your [B] senses real.
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And [B] if you do not pay.
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_ [D] They got computer collectors.
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_ That'll get you [A] so crazy.
Till your [B] head'll go through the ceiling.
[C#] Yes, it will. _ _ _
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_ [A] _ _ _ _ I'm a moron and this is my wife.
[E] Crossing [C#] a cage with a paper knife.
All what we got here's American made.
It's a little bit cheesy, but it's nicely displayed.
Well, we don't get [B] excited when it [E] fumbles and breaks.
We just get on the [B] phone [E] and call up some flakes.
They rush on over and wreck it some more.
And we are so dumb, their [Em] line is up at [E] our door.
Well, our toilet went crazy [A] yesterday _ [E] afternoon.
The plumber, he says, [A] never flush a tampon.
[E] This great [A] information cost me half a week's pay.
[E] And the toilet blew up [A] later on the next [E] day.
Yay, yay, yay, yay, yay, _ yay, yay, yay, yay, [A]
yay.
Blew up [E] the next day.
Oh.
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Flakes, [E] flakes, flakes. _ _
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[D] Flakes, [E] flakes, flakes. _ _ _
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[E] Flakes. _ _ _ _ _ _
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We are millions and millions.
We're coming to get ya.
We're protected by unions, so don't get upset.
To ask it's a conclusion.
It's probably God's will that civilization will try to assess it.
And we are the people who will make it all happen.
While your children are sleeping, your puppy is laughing.
You might call us flakes or something else you might call us.
We know you're so pretty that you'll probably join us.
We're coming to get ya.
We're coming to get ya.
We're coming to get ya.
We're coming to get ya.
We're coming to get ya.
We're coming to get ya.