Chords for Flight of the Conchords - Carol Brown Live (Ex-Girlfriends)

_ _ [G#] _ I'm gonna [D] _ _ _
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be playing the part of a choir of women. _ _
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_ _ _ _ Loretta, broke it off in Alessa.
[A] She wrote that she was leaving and her life would be better.
Joan, _ broke it off I was the phone.
[D]
Off to Bhutan, she left me alone.
_ Jamie said she'd never ever.
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_ _ _ [A] I had [F#] _ _
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_ _ _ [D] to go, had to go, I couldn't go.
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_ _ _ _ _ _ But [D#] I'm off the [A#] radio to [D] cry. _ _ _ _
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[Em] _ You cannot cook it, [D] it's not good for the [A] brain material.
We can eat [Em] cereal.
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Shut up girlfriends [Em] from the _ _ _ _
_ [D] _ _ _ _ [A] past.
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_ Who organized all my excavating [D] to acquire _ [A] _ _ _ _ [Em] _ _ _
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me?
Will no one ever see me?
[B] Britney, Britney hits me.
Paula, the Stephanie.
Stella, Stephanie, [D] the muscle-frippin' way. _ _
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Love is a delicate thing, it [D] could just float away on the [A] breeze.
It's just the same [Em] thing to me.
How can we ever know [D] if I'm the right person [A] in this world? _ _
[Em] _ _ _ Mystery, [D] well it doesn't [A] follow rules.
_ _ _ [Em] Shut up girls.
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_ [A] _ _ _ [Em] _ Mona, I broke the _ _ [D] _ _ _ [A] _ _
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_ _ _ [F#] code.
But I'm open like you.
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_ _ _ _ I'm open. _ _
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