Chords for Flight of the Conchords - Hurt Feelings

_ And the situation, I was also an hour late, that's why.
We got there at the same [G] time.
We walked there together [N] actually. _ _ _
The [E] whole journey was [Em] very, uh,
Louisville.
_ [F]
What the fuck?
_ _ _ [B] _ _ _
_ [G] That really hurt my feelings that you're not taking the [E] bomb seriously.
_ _ [D] And we only practiced for [Eb] an hour, so by the time we got there,
we had practiced for [N] an hour. _ _ _ _ _ _
[C] _ _ _ [Eb] You know, you'll [Gb] see what that means [F] to us later on when [G] you,
part way through the show, you'll be thinking,
they could have done with an extra hour's [Cm] practice.
_ _ _ _ _ [Gm] _ _
_ _ _ [C] _ _ _ _ [Gm]
Some people say that rappers don't [Eb] have feelings.
[F] We [Gm] have feelings.
Some people [C] say that we're not rappers.
It hurts our [Gm] feelings when you say that we're not rappers.
[Eb] We're rap, what are we doing now [Gm] then? _
Some people [C] say that we're invincible.
We're [Gm] invincible.
Some people say that we're incredible.
We're incredible.
[Eb] _ But you are [Gm] about to hear a true story.
Real experiences.
[C] All the vibe rappers have had.
Things that have actually [Gm] happened to us.
Recently, [Eb] we've put them into [G] rhyming structures.
_ _ [Gm] _
I make a meal for my friends, trying to make it [Eb] delicious,
trying to keep the nutrition, create wonderful dishes.
Not one of them thinks about the way that I [D] feel.
Nobody compliments the me.
[Gm] _ I [Eb] got good feelings, I [Bb] got good feelings.
I feel [C] like a prize asshole.
No one [Gm] mentions the chance to roll.
I got [Eb] good feelings, I got [Bb] good feelings.
Takes a long [C] time to prepare a casserole, mother [Gm] fucker.
You like to spray a great hit to [Eb] your eye.
I was shopping for a white suit to scuba [Gm] dive.
Every suit that travels through, big around my [C] thighs.
The assistant suggests I try [Gm] ladies size.
I got [Eb] good feelings, I got [Bb] good feelings.
I'm [C] not gonna wear a ladies' wetsuit.
I'm a [Eb] man. _
[G] _ [Eb] Good feelings, I got good feelings.
Get me [Db] a, a small man's wetsuit, please.
[G] It's my birthday in [Eb] 2003, and I'm waiting for a call from my [Bb] family. _
[C] _ _ _ [N] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ I [A] got a pack of that, mate.
I _ [Eb] _ _ _ _
[Gm] _ _ _ _ [C] know my birthday is not my birthday, mom.
_ _ _ _ _ So I call my friends, say [Eb] let's go into town.
But they're all too busy to go into [Bb] town.
So I go by myself, I go into town.
[Ab] Then I see all my friends, they're [Gm] all in town.
And I [G] got good feelings, I got [Gm] good feelings.
_ They're all [C] out there to watch [F] that movie.
He's just not that into you.
Have you [Gm] ever been told that your ass is too [Eb] big?
Have you ever been asked if your [Gm] hair is a wig?
Have you ever been told you're mediocre [C] and bad?
Have you ever been described as a huge dickhead?
Have your [Gm] friends ever forgotten you?
[Eb] Have you ever been told that your hand is a forgot [Gm]-about-chain?
Have you ever been told that your uncle calls at school you took [C] drugs?
Have you ever been told [Eb] that you look like a llama?
Tears of a rapper.
Tears of a rapper, now.
I'm [D] crying tears of a [B] rapper.
These are the tears of a rapper, [Eb] y'all.
Golden blades and tears of a rapper.
[G] Golden blades and tears.
These [Eb] are diamond [Gm] tears of a rapper.
[A] _ _ _