Chords for Flight of the Conchords - I'm not crying (live at Melkweg, Amsterdam)

We need _ _ _ some_ _
[N] _ God, there's so many people holding up cameras. _
_ Well_
Go on, okay. _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[Ab] It might be a video, I don't think you're going to be embarrassed by this one. _ _
You see what I'm doing?
It's gold. _ _
[Gb] Okay, so the lighting for this one, we need to really [G] change the atmosphere.
[G] It's far too buoyant.
Everyone's having far too much fun. _
[N] Let's bring it down.
_ _ Next one lights.
Can we make it_ quite depressing?
_ _ Sad?
_ _ _ Yeah.
Is that what you_
_ _ _ [Eb] You look a bit sad, Brie.
Are you sad?
No, no, no, I'm not.
I'm just the lights.
I'm fine. _ _ _ _
_ _ More blue, though.
Can we get more blue?
We [Db] want them to look as though they're [Ab] drowning inside a tube.
_ That seems good.
[N] That's good, that's good.
Can you see us, though?
_ Why is it so dark?
Can you see us?
No.
But you can.
_ And Nigel, you see us.
_ I couldn't see.
I mean, Nigel's gone.
_ _ We're gonna do some laughing. _
_ _ _ [Eb] Why don't you do a really nice intro on this song?
[C] _ _ [Cm] _ _
[A] _ _ _ _ [C] _ _ _ _
_ [Ab] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[Fm] _ _ _ [C] _ _ _ [G] _ _
_ _ [Cm] _ _ _ So you're leaving.
[Eb] _ _ _ Just say you have [Ab] to go. _
Well, if you have to go, you [Fm] probably should go, Nisquik.
_ [Eb] _
_ _ [Cm] _ _ [G] But if you're trying to break my heart
Your plan is flawed from the start
[Ab] _
You can't break this heart, Nisquik
[Fm] You'll get it [Gm] done when I met [Cm] you
And as you walk out the door
Don't turn around to see [Ab] me once more
Don't turn around to see [Fm] if I'm crying
[G] I'm not crying
I'm not crying
_ _ _ _ _ [C] _ _
_ _ _ I'm not crying
[Em] _
_ _ _ _ [Am] Raining _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [C] _
_ And if you think you'll see some tear drag down my cheeks
Please
_ [Am] _ _ _ _ _
[Bm] _ [Am] _ _ _ [B] _ _ [C] _
I'm not crying
[Em] No, _ no, [E] [Am] no, I'm not crying _ _ _ _
_ _ [Em] _ _ [C] _ I am crying
[Em] It's not because of you
[Am] That's because I'm thinking about someone you don't know.
_ Who has died.
Yes, that's right, they're died. _ _
_ [B] These are tears of sadness, [F] for good Steve and me.
I've just been cutting [C] onions.
[B] I'm making [Am] a lasagna.
_ _ [A] _ _ [Fm] _
I don't know _ _ _ _ _ _
[C] _ _ _ _ _ _ [Em] _
where you said your goodbye.
I'm [Am] not leaving cause you won't be getting a hold of my hand.
For your information, there's an inflammation in my tear [C] gland.
I'm not accepting this weight.
My eyes are just only so sweaty today.
They've been [Am] looking around a lot.
They've been looking for you, even though I told them not to.
[Ab] These aren't [Abm] tears of sadness, [D] they're tears of joy.
[F] I'm just laughing.
_ [C] _ _
_ [B] _ _ [Am] _ _ _ [A] _ _
[Fm] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ I'm sitting at this table, can love stand [Cm] me down in the [Fm] irony of life?
[C] How come we've reached this fork [E] in the road?
And yet it cuts like an eye.
_ _ _ [C] I'm not _ _ _
_ _ [Em] _ _ _ _ _ [Am] _
_ _ _ _ [G] _ _ _ _
[Em] crying.
[F] _ _ _ _ [Fm] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [F] _ _
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[N] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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