Chords for Frank Black on Vinyl Justice

[Bm] _ _ _ _ [D] _ _ _ _
[A] Tonight on Vinyl Justice, [Bm] former Pixies frontman and [F#] king of shouting, [E] Frank Black. _ _
[D] _ _ _ _ [A] _ _ _
[Bm] No _ way.
[E] _ _ _ _
[G] Oh [A] yes, yes, yes, [F#] that's the shat, [B] he's coming from that house over there.
[G] We can hear some very [D] peculiar screaming noises coming from this house behind us, we believe it's a gentleman called [B] Mr Frank Black.
[F#] _ Frankly it's not a [E] very social thing to do, so we're going to go [D] and_
Hello [G] Frank Black?
Frank Black, [N] _ _ yes I'm afraid we have a warrant for virtual premises, we've had reports of you making strange noises and lifting the rubbish grapples. _
Keep the dog on the leash, proceed up the stairs, don't lift any sudden movements.
Right then, I'm afraid _ because of your shouting behaviour Mr Black, we're going to have to put the fluffy cuffs on.
Ow, ow.
There we go.
Right, here's Mr Frank's CDs, all very carefully arranged in a small folder.
You can see there's a lot of classic CDs in here.
Do you ever find yourself listening to your own music Mr Black?
Er, you know, only when I'm masturbating, you know.
That's fair enough.
This is all legal, it's all totally legal.
Are you sure sir you haven't had this record collection assembled by a helper in order to look cool in circumstances like this?
No.
How often do you go out and actually buy records Mr Black?
A couple of times a year.
Really?
A couple of times a year, so right on the button there, all the new releases.
Right, carrying on.
Now that's the best of the cure sir, that's not very fashionable.
Do you like the Love Cats, which even they have their own now?
Love Cats?
Yeah.
Oh, that's a good one.
Do you like that one?
Love Cats?
[G] Love Cats.
Do do do do do [D] do do do.
[G] Ba ba da ba [C] ba ba ba da.
[Dm] _ Oh, _ [D] _ _ [Am] oh, [Dm] wonderfully, wonderfully, wonderfully pretty.
Oh, [G] _ [F] you know [Am] that I'd [G] do anything for [Dm] you.
Oh. _
_ [Em] That breaks a Robert Smith impression.
[F] This is the Buzzcocks [G] section here.
[N] Do you mind the Buzzcocks?
No, I never mind the Buzzcocks.
What kind of, when you were on tour in the UK, did you ever watch any television?
I like One Foot in the Grave.
Do you really?
Yeah.
Can you do a Victor Meldrum impression?
I don't believe it.
Do you like Beatles About, all that kind of thing?
Watch out, Beatles About, wow, you better watch out.
Watch out, Beatles About, you better watch out, Beatles About.
You like that don't you sir?
I like it now, I never heard them before.
Excellent.
_ [C] Norse.
Donovan, can you do that expression Mr Black?
_ [F#m] Make that noise.
_ [B] Load [G] of hippie nonsense, for [A] which you are going to be punished.
But there is a mountain, there is no mountain, there is.
_ But there is a mountain, there is no mountain, there is.
But there is a mountain, there is no mountain, there is.
[G] Well Mr Black, we shan't be pressing charges on that one [E] sir. _ _
[N] _ Nancy Sinatra, the hit years.
You decided not to purchase Nancy Sinatra, the shit years. _
_ Roxy Music, now come on mate, you can't tell me that that is a good Roxy Music album.
Can you sing like Brian Perry sir?
I like his, _ you know when he does all that.
That sort of sounds a bit like Jimmy Savile.
_ _ You know when he.
That sounds like the young pony.
_ _ _ Dance [Dm] away, _ _ _ dance away, dance away.
_ The pony [C] impression. _ _
_ [A#] _ _ _ [F] [Am] Dance away.
[Dm] _
_ _ _ _ [A#] Dance away.
_ [C] _ _ _ _ _ [F] _
Dance away.
[C#] Dance _ _ _
[F] _ _ _ _ [C#] away. _ _
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