Chords for Frank Crumit sings - Granny's Old Arm Chair

[N] Good afternoon [B] to you viewers, this is the Colonel speaking to you [Ab] live from the Grange for British Imperial YouTube [B] Broadcasting.
Don't go now the [F] current Frank Crammett record, [B] this one's _ Granny's Old Armchair.
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My [Cm] grandmother, she [Ab] at the age of 83, [Eb] one day took sick and [Bb] died.
[Eb] And after she was dead, [Ab] the will of course was read [Bb] by a lawyer and we [Eb] all stood side by side.
To my brother it was found [Ab] she had left 100 pounds.
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How my brothers [Bb] and my sisters laughed [Eb] when they heard [Ab] the lawyer [Bb] declare,
Granny had left you her old [Eb] armchair. _
_ _ I thought it hardly fair, [Ab] and still I did not care, [Eb] and in the evening took the chair away.
[Bb] _ _ [Eb] The neighbors they chatted [Ab] and my brother and me laughed [Bb] at _ _ _
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[Eb] _ _ _ _ how they [Ab] tittered.
How _ _ [Eb] _ _ my brothers [Bb] and my sisters laughed [Eb] when they heard _ [Ab] _ _ [Bb] _ _ _ _
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_ _ [Eb] _ _ what _ my brother said was [Ab] true,
for in a year or two [Eb] I had settled down in [Fm] married life.
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[Eb] I first a girl did court [Ab] and then a ring I bought, [Bb] took her to the church to [Eb] be my wife. _
Oh the old girl and me [Ab] were happy as could be, [Eb] for when my work was over [Fm] I declared,
_ [Bb] I [Eb] never abroad would roam but [Ab] each night stayed at home and [Bb] was seated in my old [Eb] _ armchair. _
How they tittered, [Ab] how they chatted, [Eb] how my [Bb] brothers and my sisters [Eb] laughed
when they [Ab] heard the lawyer _ _ _
[Bb] declare, Granny had left you her [Eb] old armchair.
[C] And here's how Granny [A] put it.
_ One [Eb] night the chair fell down, when [Ab] I picked it up I found the seat [Eb] had fallen out upon the [Bb]
floor.
_ [Eb] And there to my surprise [Ab] I saw before my eyes [Bb] a lot of notes, two thousand pounds [Eb] or more.
When my brother heard of this [Ab] the fellow I confess went nearly wild.
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_ How they tittered.
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[C] _ _ [E] _ Well there we go viewers, that was thoroughly enjoyable.
He had the last laugh, although what on earth was this [Dm] Granny doing leaving him pounds?
[B] That's very [Bb] curious in America.
_ _ Do they have no face in their own [Fm] thalers or whatever they call them?
I don't know.