Chords for Frank Zappa - Broken hearts are for assholes

_ [A] _ _ That's not her! _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [D] _ _ _ _ Some _
[Am] of you might [C] not agree
_ _ [A] _
Cause he [G#] probably likes a lot of misery
_ [D] _ _
But [C] think a while and [D] you will _ see _
_ _ _ [Bm] Broken hearts are for assholes
Broken hearts are for assholes
Broken hearts are for assholes
[Em]
What you gonna do?
_ [A] What you gonna do?
Cause you're an asshole
[G] I'm _ not leaving him!
_ _ [C] _
_ [A] _ _ _ _ _ Maybe you think you're a lonely guy
_ _ And maybe you [E] think you're too tough to cry
_ [A] _ So you [N] went to the grape just to [D] give it a _ [A] try
_ [D] _
_ And Dagmar, no doubt the ugliest son of a bitch I've ever seen in my life
[F#m] Was his [C#m] name
One, two, [E] three, four!
The whiskers sticking out from underneath of his [D] pancake makeup
He [F#m] was a beautiful lady
Nearly drove [C#m] you insane
[C] Let's talk about [C#] leather
And so you kissed [D] Olivia
And you were Tess Abel starring [F#m] in Lady Shepard's production for [E] Spade
Sir Richard Pompelow
[C#] You sniffed the [G#] reeking buns of [G] angels
The sale of its amended bread [F#m] buffer
And acted like it was cocaine
[E] By a whole wheat loaf
You were dazzled [C] by the exciting new costume [G#] of Coco
And then on Tuesday night, [D] Caesar's back in town
In a way you [C#m] can't explain
Facing off with the old [B] Spard tag team
And right [C] before you were Co [F#]-Op with Michael
379 pounds of Simone Joe
Which [C#] gave your back an awful [Em] spread
Volcanic hell
But you came back [C#] on Sunday for the gong [Bm] shows
Thursday, two [F#m] pounds of fine
But you forgot what [C#m] I was on
[E] _ Cause you're an asshole, you're an asshole, that's right
You're an asshole, [C#m] you're an asshole, yes, yes
You're an [G] asshole, you're an asshole, [G#] that's right
You're an asshole, you're an asshole
[A] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [B] Say you can't live with what you've been through
[A] _ Well ladies, you can [C] be an asshole too
[D] _
_ [A] You might [B] pretend you ain't got one on the [D] bottom of you _
_ [B] _ _ _ [F#m] Don't fool yourself, girl
It's looking at you
_ [F#] Don't fool yourself, girl
It's [D] making it you
_ [F#m] Don't fool yourself, girl
It's [D] looking at you
That's why I say
[B] Ram it, ram it, ram it, ram it up your poop chute
Cornhole
Ram it, [A] ram it, ram it, [F#] ram it up your poop chute
Ram _ [A] it, ram it, ram it, [D#] ram it up your poop chute
Wrist wash, [A] Crisco
Ram it, ram it, ram it, [D#] ram it up your poop chute
_ [A] Don't fool yourself, girl
It's going [D] right up your poop chute
_ [F#m] Don't fool yourself, girl
It's going [D] right up your poop chute
_ [A] Don't fool yourself, girl
It's going right [D] up your poop chute
_ [F#m] Don't fool yourself, girl
It's going right [D] up your [B] chute
[A] Don't fool yourself, girl
It's [D] going right up your poop chute
[A] Don't fool yourself, girl
It's