Chords for Frank Zappa - Broken Hearts Are For Assholes (Sync Fixed)
Tempo:
110.3 bpm
Chords used:
A
D
F#m
E
C
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
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[G] [A]
I [E] like you [A] [C] more [A] than [D] an asshole.
[A] Some of you might know that [D] he [A] probably likes [G] a lot of misery.
[A] [B] Take a while and [D] you will see.
[F#m] Broken hearts are for [E] assholes.
Broken hearts are for assholes, [Bm] but you're an asshole.
Broken [F#m] hearts are for assholes, [B] but you're an asshole too.
[Em]
What you [A] gonna do if you're [C] an asshole?
[A] I'm not giving [D] up.
[A] I'm gonna give it a shot.
[C] [A] [N] Maybe you think you're a lonely guy.
[D] [A] Maybe you think you're too dumb to [C] fly.
[A] But you went to the [D] grave just to give it a try.
[F#m] Jack Martin.
I'm not a downer.
I'd be a son of a bitch if I were a skinny man.
[G#] What's his name?
[E] He's just a cute little dick.
[F#] What's your seedy mouth?
I'm gonna read you this pancake makeup.
Excuse me.
[F#m] He really drove you [G#m] insane.
Nice balls.
[E] And so you kissed a [F#] little [F#m] sailor.
That is one thing I've never heard of.
Who had just flew in [E] from Spain.
He went to the right.
He pulled a chain attached to permanently [F#m] erected nipples of Jimmy.
A leather brand.
In a bold salute [E] to pain.
But I'm not a loser.
You sniffed the ring in the arms of Angel.
This boy is worried.
And acted like it [G#] was okay.
You [E] were dazzled by the exciting [F#m] new costume of Coco.
[Bm] [F#m] In a way you [E] can't explain.
And so you worked the wall with [G#] Michael.
[F#m] Which gave your back an awful [E] strain.
But you came back on Sunday [F#m] for the golf show.
[F#] [F#m] And you forgot what [E] I was saying.
Cause you're an asshole.
You're an asshole.
That's right.
And you're an asshole.
You're an asshole.
Yes, yes.
And you're an asshole.
You're an asshole.
[D] That's right.
You're an asshole.
[C] You're an asshole.
[Am] [A]
[D] [A] [C#] So you can live with what you've [C] been through.
[G] [A] Ladies, you can be an [C] asshole too.
[A] [D] I pretend you ain't got one on the bottom of you.
[F#m] Don't fool yourself, girl.
Smoking at [D] you.
Don't fool yourself, girl.
Smoking [D] at you.
[F#m] Don't fool yourself, girl.
Smoking [Bm] at you.
[D]
That's what I [F#] say.
[A#] [B]
[A#] [B] [F#]
[F#] [A#] [Bm]
Don't [F#m] fool yourself [A] girls, you're on [D] right after poop show.
[E] Don't fool yourself girls, you're on [D] right after poop show.
[E] Don't fool yourself girls, it's going right up your poop show.
Don't fool yourself girls, you're on right after poop show.
Don't fool yourself [A] girls, it's going [D] right up your poop show.
[C#] Don't fool yourself girls, [E] it's going right up your poop [A] show.
[B] [D#] [F#] [C#] [N]
I [E] like you [A] [C] more [A] than [D] an asshole.
[A] Some of you might know that [D] he [A] probably likes [G] a lot of misery.
[A] [B] Take a while and [D] you will see.
[F#m] Broken hearts are for [E] assholes.
Broken hearts are for assholes, [Bm] but you're an asshole.
Broken [F#m] hearts are for assholes, [B] but you're an asshole too.
[Em]
What you [A] gonna do if you're [C] an asshole?
[A] I'm not giving [D] up.
[A] I'm gonna give it a shot.
[C] [A] [N] Maybe you think you're a lonely guy.
[D] [A] Maybe you think you're too dumb to [C] fly.
[A] But you went to the [D] grave just to give it a try.
[F#m] Jack Martin.
I'm not a downer.
I'd be a son of a bitch if I were a skinny man.
[G#] What's his name?
[E] He's just a cute little dick.
[F#] What's your seedy mouth?
I'm gonna read you this pancake makeup.
Excuse me.
[F#m] He really drove you [G#m] insane.
Nice balls.
[E] And so you kissed a [F#] little [F#m] sailor.
That is one thing I've never heard of.
Who had just flew in [E] from Spain.
He went to the right.
He pulled a chain attached to permanently [F#m] erected nipples of Jimmy.
A leather brand.
In a bold salute [E] to pain.
But I'm not a loser.
You sniffed the ring in the arms of Angel.
This boy is worried.
And acted like it [G#] was okay.
You [E] were dazzled by the exciting [F#m] new costume of Coco.
[Bm] [F#m] In a way you [E] can't explain.
And so you worked the wall with [G#] Michael.
[F#m] Which gave your back an awful [E] strain.
But you came back on Sunday [F#m] for the golf show.
[F#] [F#m] And you forgot what [E] I was saying.
Cause you're an asshole.
You're an asshole.
That's right.
And you're an asshole.
You're an asshole.
Yes, yes.
And you're an asshole.
You're an asshole.
[D] That's right.
You're an asshole.
[C] You're an asshole.
[Am] [A]
[D] [A] [C#] So you can live with what you've [C] been through.
[G] [A] Ladies, you can be an [C] asshole too.
[A] [D] I pretend you ain't got one on the bottom of you.
[F#m] Don't fool yourself, girl.
Smoking at [D] you.
Don't fool yourself, girl.
Smoking [D] at you.
[F#m] Don't fool yourself, girl.
Smoking [Bm] at you.
[D]
That's what I [F#] say.
[A#] [B]
[A#] [B] [F#]
[F#] [A#] [Bm]
Don't [F#m] fool yourself [A] girls, you're on [D] right after poop show.
[E] Don't fool yourself girls, you're on [D] right after poop show.
[E] Don't fool yourself girls, it's going right up your poop show.
Don't fool yourself girls, you're on right after poop show.
Don't fool yourself [A] girls, it's going [D] right up your poop show.
[C#] Don't fool yourself girls, [E] it's going right up your poop [A] show.
[B] [D#] [F#] [C#] [N]
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_ [G] _ _ [A] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ I [E] like you [A] _ [C] more [A] _ than _ _ _ [D] an asshole.
[A] _ Some of you might know that [D] he [A] _ probably likes [G] a lot of misery.
_ _ [A] _ _ [B] Take a while and [D] you will see. _ _ _ _
_ [F#m] Broken hearts are for _ [E] assholes.
Broken hearts are for assholes, [Bm] but you're an asshole.
Broken [F#m] hearts are for assholes, [B] but you're an asshole too.
[Em] _
What you [A] gonna do if you're [C] an asshole? _ _
[A] I'm not giving [D] up.
[A] _ I'm gonna give it a shot.
_ [C] _ _ [A] _ _ [N] Maybe you think you're a lonely guy.
[D] _ [A] _ _ Maybe you think you're too dumb to [C] fly.
_ [A] _ But you went to the [D] grave just to give it a _ try. _ _ _
_ [F#m] Jack Martin.
I'm not a downer.
I'd be a son of a bitch if I were a skinny man.
[G#] What's his name?
[E] He's just a cute little dick.
[F#] What's your seedy mouth?
I'm gonna read you this pancake makeup.
Excuse me.
[F#m] He really drove you [G#m] insane.
Nice balls.
[E] And so you kissed a [F#] little [F#m] sailor.
That is one thing I've never heard of.
Who had just flew in [E] from Spain.
He went to the right.
He pulled a chain attached to permanently [F#m] erected nipples of Jimmy.
A leather brand.
In a bold salute [E] to pain. _
But I'm not a loser.
You sniffed the ring in the arms of Angel. _
This boy is worried.
And acted like it [G#] was okay.
_ _ You [E] were dazzled by the exciting [F#m] new costume of Coco.
[Bm] _ _ [F#m] _ In a way you [E] can't explain.
_ _ And so you worked the wall with [G#] Michael.
_ _ [F#m] Which gave your back an awful [E] strain.
_ _ But you came back on Sunday [F#m] for the golf show.
[F#] _ _ [F#m] And you forgot what [E] I was saying.
_ Cause you're an asshole.
You're an asshole.
That's right.
And you're an asshole.
You're an asshole.
Yes, yes.
And you're an asshole.
You're an asshole.
[D] That's right.
You're an asshole.
[C] You're an asshole. _ _ _
[Am] _ _ _ [A] _ _ _ _ _
_ [D] _ _ _ [A] _ [C#] So you can live with what you've [C] been through.
[G] _ [A] _ _ Ladies, you can be an [C] asshole too.
_ _ [A] _ [D] I pretend you ain't got one on the bottom of you. _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [F#m] Don't fool yourself, girl.
Smoking at [D] you. _
_ Don't fool yourself, girl.
Smoking [D] at you. _
_ [F#m] Don't fool yourself, girl.
Smoking [Bm] at you.
[D]
That's what I [F#] say.
_ [A#] _ _ _ _ [B] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [A#] _ _ _ [B] _ _ [F#] _ _
[F#] _ _ [A#] _ _ _ _ [Bm] _ _
_ Don't [F#m] fool yourself [A] girls, you're on [D] right after poop show.
_ [E] Don't fool yourself girls, you're on [D] right after poop show.
_ [E] Don't fool yourself girls, it's going right up your poop show.
_ Don't fool yourself girls, you're on right after poop show.
Don't fool yourself [A] girls, it's going [D] right up your poop show.
[C#] _ Don't fool yourself girls, [E] it's going right up your poop [A] show.
_ _ [B] _ _ [D#] _ _ [F#] _ _ _ _ [C#] _ _ _ [N] _
_ _ _ _ I [E] like you [A] _ [C] more [A] _ than _ _ _ [D] an asshole.
[A] _ Some of you might know that [D] he [A] _ probably likes [G] a lot of misery.
_ _ [A] _ _ [B] Take a while and [D] you will see. _ _ _ _
_ [F#m] Broken hearts are for _ [E] assholes.
Broken hearts are for assholes, [Bm] but you're an asshole.
Broken [F#m] hearts are for assholes, [B] but you're an asshole too.
[Em] _
What you [A] gonna do if you're [C] an asshole? _ _
[A] I'm not giving [D] up.
[A] _ I'm gonna give it a shot.
_ [C] _ _ [A] _ _ [N] Maybe you think you're a lonely guy.
[D] _ [A] _ _ Maybe you think you're too dumb to [C] fly.
_ [A] _ But you went to the [D] grave just to give it a _ try. _ _ _
_ [F#m] Jack Martin.
I'm not a downer.
I'd be a son of a bitch if I were a skinny man.
[G#] What's his name?
[E] He's just a cute little dick.
[F#] What's your seedy mouth?
I'm gonna read you this pancake makeup.
Excuse me.
[F#m] He really drove you [G#m] insane.
Nice balls.
[E] And so you kissed a [F#] little [F#m] sailor.
That is one thing I've never heard of.
Who had just flew in [E] from Spain.
He went to the right.
He pulled a chain attached to permanently [F#m] erected nipples of Jimmy.
A leather brand.
In a bold salute [E] to pain. _
But I'm not a loser.
You sniffed the ring in the arms of Angel. _
This boy is worried.
And acted like it [G#] was okay.
_ _ You [E] were dazzled by the exciting [F#m] new costume of Coco.
[Bm] _ _ [F#m] _ In a way you [E] can't explain.
_ _ And so you worked the wall with [G#] Michael.
_ _ [F#m] Which gave your back an awful [E] strain.
_ _ But you came back on Sunday [F#m] for the golf show.
[F#] _ _ [F#m] And you forgot what [E] I was saying.
_ Cause you're an asshole.
You're an asshole.
That's right.
And you're an asshole.
You're an asshole.
Yes, yes.
And you're an asshole.
You're an asshole.
[D] That's right.
You're an asshole.
[C] You're an asshole. _ _ _
[Am] _ _ _ [A] _ _ _ _ _
_ [D] _ _ _ [A] _ [C#] So you can live with what you've [C] been through.
[G] _ [A] _ _ Ladies, you can be an [C] asshole too.
_ _ [A] _ [D] I pretend you ain't got one on the bottom of you. _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [F#m] Don't fool yourself, girl.
Smoking at [D] you. _
_ Don't fool yourself, girl.
Smoking [D] at you. _
_ [F#m] Don't fool yourself, girl.
Smoking [Bm] at you.
[D]
That's what I [F#] say.
_ [A#] _ _ _ _ [B] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [A#] _ _ _ [B] _ _ [F#] _ _
[F#] _ _ [A#] _ _ _ _ [Bm] _ _
_ Don't [F#m] fool yourself [A] girls, you're on [D] right after poop show.
_ [E] Don't fool yourself girls, you're on [D] right after poop show.
_ [E] Don't fool yourself girls, it's going right up your poop show.
_ Don't fool yourself girls, you're on right after poop show.
Don't fool yourself [A] girls, it's going [D] right up your poop show.
[C#] _ Don't fool yourself girls, [E] it's going right up your poop [A] show.
_ _ [B] _ _ [D#] _ _ [F#] _ _ _ _ [C#] _ _ _ [N] _