Chords for Frank Zappa - Cosmik Debris

_ _ [F] _ Å!
Å!
[G] Å!
Å!
[D] _ Å!
Å!
_ [F] _ _ [Gbm] _
[G] Å!
Å!
[Am] Å! _ _ _
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Välkomna allihopa till [N] årets finalomgång
av Å på poppa här på Skansen Soliden
_ Av praktiska skäl så ska vi börja med våra första [E] gästartister
utomlands ifrån ikväll.
Det [F] är nämligen så att de har tillbringat de senaste
15 minuterna med [Gb] att stämma sin instrument för att komma riktigt i högform
Och de kommer att [E] spila i ungefär en kvart
[Gb] för att återkomma för er tv-tittare senare i höst vid en Å på poppa special [Dbm] som vi gör
alldeles strax efter det att [C] sändningen är slut idag
Så ni som sitter hemma vid apparaterna ge [E] er till tåls, det kommer alltså mer
än den lilla kvarten som [N] ni hör först i början.
I teten för
gänget så har vi en herre som [F] omväxlande har kallats för [Fm] musiker
kritiker, han har kallats för [Dbm] talesman för en förlorad [D] generation
han kallas för förförare, han kallas [F] för freak, perverterad geni
affärsman, men framförallt en person som kanske
ensam har bidragit mest [C] till att föra rockmusiken framåt [Eb] de senaste
tio åren mer än någon annan [E] person.
Jag talar om
Frank Zappa av The Mothers of Invention
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_ [Cm] _ _ [C] _ _ _ [Bb] _ _
_ _ _ [F] _ _ _ _ [C] _
[Gm] The mystery of man came over and he said
I'm out of sight.
[Bbm]
He said [A] for a nominal
service charge I could reach Nirvana tonight
[C] If I was ready, [Gm] willing and able to pay him his
regular [G] fee, he would drop all the rest [Cm] of his
pressing affairs and devote his attention to me
But I said, [Dm] you'll never [Dm] know
_ Who you [G] jiving with that cosmic debris
Who you jiving with that cosmic debris
_ [Cm] _
_ [Dm] _ _ _ [G] _ Don't you waste your [Cm] time on me
_ _ [F] _ _ _ [Bb] _
_ [Cm] Well the mystery man got [F] nervous and he [Gm] fidgeted
around a bit.
[G] He reached in the pocket of his
mystery robe and he whipped [C] out a shaving kit
[F] Now I [G] thought it was a razor and a can
of [Cm] foaming goo, but he told me right then when the
top popped open there was nothing his box won't do
[G] With [C] the oil of Ambrosiety and the dust
[G] of the Grand Wazoo, he said you might not believe this [C] little
fella, but it'll cure your asthma too
[Gm] I said, oh yeah [Dm] brother _
Who you [G] jiving with that [Gm] cosmic_
Now what kind of a [Cm] guru are you anyway? _
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Don't you waste your [Cm] time on me
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_ _ _ _ _ [G] _ [Cm] Now _ _ _ _ you [F] know
Now you _ know
Now _ _ [Cm] you know
Now you know
Now you know
_ Now you know
Now you know
Now you know _
[G] _ _ _ _ [Eb] _ _ _ [F]
[Cm] Now you know
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_ _ Now you know
Now _
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[G] you know
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_ _ [Cm] _ _ _ Now _
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_ _ [Em] _ _ _ _ [F] _ _
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[G] _ _ _ _ [Cm] _ _ _ _
_ [G] _ _ _ [Cm] _ you know
Now _ _ [F] _ _ _ _
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_ _ [F] _ _ _ [Eb] you know
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_ [Bb] _ _ _ [F] _ [Eb] I've _
[F] _ _ _ [A] got troubles of my own I [Cm] said
And you [C] can't help me out, so
[Cm] take your [C] meditations and your [Cm] preparations and ram it up
your [A] snout.
But I've got a crystal ball
he said, [Cm] and he held it to the light
So I snatched it all away from him and I showed him
how to [G] do it right.
[C] I wrapped [Eb] a newspaper
around my [Bb] head so I'd look like I was [Eb] geek
I [G] said some mother of jumbos then
and [Bb] I told him he was going to sleep.
[G] I robbed his rings
and pocket watch and everything else I found
I had that sucker hypnotized, he couldn't even
make this out.
I was too busy to tell him his future
then, [C] as long as he was hanging [G] around I said
The price of meat [Db] has just gone up and your old lady
has just gone down.
[Cm] _ _ [Dm] _
_ [D] _ _ [Dm] Who is that?
[Cm] _ _
Who is that?
_ _ [Cm] Don't you know, [G] you can make more money as a butcher
[F] So don't you waste none of your [Cm] time on me
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