Chords for Frank Zappa - Dumb All Over (Have I Offended Someone-version) [HD]

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_ Whomever we [D] are or wherever we're from, we should have [C] noticed by now our behavior is
[C] dumb and if our chances expect to improve it's going to take a lot [D] more than trying
to remove the other [F#] race or the other whatever from the face of the planet altogether.
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_ They call it the Earth, [D] which is a dumb kind of name, but they named it right because we
behave the same.
[C] We are dumb all over.
[D] Dumb all over, yes we are.
[C] Dumb all over, [E] here and far.
[E] Dumb all over, black [D] and white.
People, we is not [E] that kind. _ _
_ _ [C] _ _ _ [A] The nerds on the [F#] left, nerds on the right, religious fanatics on the left.
[G] Like saying the [D] Bible tells the story, it makes the details sound real boring about
what to do if the geeks over [C] there don't believe in the book we got over here.
You can't run a race without no feet and pretty soon there won't be [D] no streets.
For dummies to jog on and donkeys to dog [G] on, religious [D] fanatics can make it be all [C] gone
and won't blow up [D] and disappear.
[G] It'll just look ugly [F#] for a pound a year.
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_ [C] _ _ _ You can't run a country by a book of religion, not by a heap or a lump or a [G] smidgen of foolish
fools of ancient date [C] designed to make you all feel great while you fool, spindle, and
mutilate [A] those unbelievers who favor Satan.
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_ [C] _ _ [E] _ [C] Arms to arms, [F#] hooray, that's great.
[C] Two legs ain't bad unless [D] there's a crate they ship [C] the parts to Mama in.
[C] For souvenirs, [E] two ears. Get down!
Not [C] his, not [G#] hers, but what the hay.
[C] The good book says [D] it's gotta be that way, [C] but their book says_
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Revenge the [N] crusade!
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_ _ _ _ [D] With whips and chains and hand grenades, [C] two arms, two arms, have another and another.
Our God says there ain't no [G] other.
Our God says it's all [D] okay.
Our God says this is the way.
Says in the book, burn [G] and destroy! _
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_ Repent and redeem [A] and revenge and [C] deploy and rumble thee forth to the [D] land of the unbelieving
scum on the other side.
If they don't go for what's in the book, [C] then that makes it bad, so_
[A] Verily we must chop them up or stomp them down or ram them in ice-french bombs [C] _ _ [D] _ _ [E] _
_ _ [C] to poof
them out of [E] existence while leaving their [A] real estate just where we need it to use again
[C] for temples in which to praise our God.
If he can really take care of business, and when his humble TV servant [Em] with white hair
and a brown suit and maybe a blonde wife who takes phone calls, tells us it's okay
to do this stuff, then we're supposed to do it.
Because if we don't do it, we ain't [C] right up to heaven.
Depending on which book you're using at the time, can't use theirs, it's all lies,
gotta use mine, [E] ain't that right?
[Em] That's what they say every night, every day.
Listen, we can't really be dumb if we're just following God's orders.
After all, he wrote this book [C] here.
And in the book, he says he made us all to be just like [E] him.
So if we're dumb, _ [C] then God is dumb.
And maybe even a little bit ugly on the side.
A little _ _ ugly on the side.
A _ [A] little [C] ugly on the [B] side.
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_ [E] A little ugly on the side. _
A little ugly on the [A] side.
A little [C] ugly on the side.
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